Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[An Ghost]

Shits on Total Biscuit after he dies, and Jake wonders why no one likes him.

https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/999794451940700163
http://archive.is/t3vTM

“It’s ok to wish death on people when I do it/they’re already dead. I’m on the right side of the internet mob attacks”
I wonder if Jake was ever nice pre CON. He’s such an asshole.

 

[GethN7]

Shits on Total Biscuit after he dies, and Jake wonders why no one likes him.

https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/999794451940700163
http://archive.is/t3vTM

Even Gerber tried to lace her self-serving shit with a hint of sympathy, but Jake wants to report a perfectly civil comment saying it's disgusting to piss on a man's grave because of internet nonsense?

And he wonders why he's blocked/muted by most of Twitter, even the people on "his side".

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

This guy's social circle is so thoroughly filled with shitty people that he can't recognize that "I don't feel sorry that this guy died because he was mean to me" is a horribly inappropriate comment to make. Imagine how he's going to be like at his evil transphobic mom's funeral.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

You can’t get much lower than trying to score points off another person’s death. Did Total Biscuit even mention Jake in the near-half-decade since Gamergate?

 

[c-no]

You can’t get much lower than trying to score points off another person’s death. Did Total Biscuit even mention Jake in the near-half-decade since Gamergate?

One can guess no but with SGG, it'd more likely be Jake fishing for likes and rt's by saying how TB must of led violent harassment mobs because of some GG tism Jake can't let go of.

 

[Hellfire]

Guys, guys! You're not going to believe this but apparently people in high school thought Jake was creepy weirdo!
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I really have no idea what they're going for here: wanting asspats for not shooting up a school because of meanies? Dylan and Eric had all the signs of being troons? But most importantly: does he still have that coat from high school because no one took him coat shopping in the last 15 years?

CHELSAAAAY!!!

"Wore bulky form-concealing coats and sweats all year" So the standard Jake Alley daily wear of high school was velcro shoes, sweat pants, maybe a bulky coat like this before and after school, and a handful of shirts he claims didn't fit properly and is still wearing over a decade later because no one knows they have to take him clothes shopping.

 

[Ruin]

"Wore bulky form-concealing coats and sweats all year" So the standard Jake Alley daily wear of high school was velcro shoes, sweat pants, maybe a bulky coat like this before and after school, and a handful of shirts he claims didn't fit properly and is still wearing over a decade later because no one knows they have to take him clothes shopping.

I'd bet my life's savings Jake was a trench coat kid in high school.

 

[Test Business]

He would wear a Fedora if he could afford one.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

"personally lead (sic) violent hate mobs to take horrific actions towards you..."

The only way this makes any sense is if Jake considers chicken tendies to be a hate mob going after his arteries.

For fuck's sake, Jake, if ANYONE wanted to hurt you they wouldn't need a violent mob or pitchforks, they could just toss a match in your room and set all the copies of your failed game on fire- secure in the knowledge that you're too lazy to run outside the house.

These folks that are usually just pathetic do get wholly insufferable when they inject their poison into something like this, but then I remember that the guy Jake is shitting on, for all his faults, accomplished more in 33 years than Jake will if he lives to 70. Think about all the people that actually tuned in to podcasts, went to cons, and watched videos to hear about TotalBiscuit talk about gaming while all Jake has 4500 followers (most of whom don't read his rants anyway).

 

[Feline Darkmage]

John Bain died without knowing who this fat sperg was.
If only god was as merciful on the rest of us.

 

[Salted caramel tears]

I think Jake is just jealous that people actually cared about TB dying.

Because he knows that if he dropped dead tomorrow, no one but his mother will give a shit.

 

[repentance]

I think Jake is just jealous that people actually cared about TB dying.

Because he knows that if he dropped dead tomorrow, no one but his mother will give a shit.

He's also jealous that he's not important enough to be asked for a comment on TB's death.

 

[CatParty]

 

[Jaimas]

Shits on Total Biscuit after he dies, and Jake wonders why no one likes him.

https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/999794451940700163
http://archive.is/t3vTM

"Violent mobs?"

Jake, your assosciates sent death threats, repeatedly, to his wife and son. If you want someone guilty of "violent harassment," look in the mirror, you disease-ridden gnome.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Christ, it’s like he just can’t express an opinion on this guy without making it about himself. He’s gone from “This guy was a bastard” to “it’s so sad, and did I mention that I’m being attacked by Gamergaters because of it?”

Give it a week, he’ll be talking about his good friend from the Gamergate days who was led astray by TERF Nazis and was shockingly killed last week, probably by the same Gamergaters who keep threatening old Violet.

 

[AnOminous]

Shits on Total Biscuit after he dies, and Jake wonders why no one likes him.

https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/999794451940700163
http://archive.is/t3vTM

When you die from the diabetes you already have, people will laugh at your demise. Nobody will mourn you, Jake.

 

[Water-T]

Because he knows that if he dropped dead tomorrow, no one but his mother will give a shit.

To be fair, Jake's suicide prevention cat would also care, since Jake's bloated corpse will make a nice meal for his cat that will last for weeks.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

This guy's social circle is so thoroughly filled with shitty people that he can't recognize that "I don't feel sorry that this guy died because he was mean to me" is a horribly inappropriate comment to make. Imagine how he's going to be like at his evil transphobic mom's funeral.

There's not going to be a funeral. Could you imagine Jake making all the necessary logistical arrangements in a 3-5 day period? Or spending some of the last money he has any access to on a casket and burial? It will never happen unless Rachel makes arrangements herself beforehand.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

"I made up insulting bullshit about a man who literally died yesterday and now people are calling me out on it, GAMERGATTTTE!"

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Shits on Total Biscuit after he dies, and Jake wonders why no one likes him.

https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/999794451940700163
http://archive.is/t3vTM

Jake’s jealous because when he dies, no one will care. Even his mom will breathe a sigh of relief to finally be done with him.