Amberlynn's Ankle Rolls - A gallery for hoof and ankle sightings and such...

[Ero Aphana]

Her legs look like some over-stuffed sausage links. Well, you are what you eat, right?

 

[Bunny]

Her body legit looks like the way a child would draw a body.

 

[C3PBRO]

The closest Amberlynn will ever come to a salad.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

so fresh and so floral, flowers literally sprout up between her legs.

The closest Amberlynn will ever come to a salad.

her shoes always look like they're on the wrong feet

 

[FitBitch]

Her legs are a sad story. They look like old, lumpy pillows.

 

[PiggyPie]

Her legs look like balloons.

 

[thejackal]

From Eric's latest video (the one showcasing her grotesque ass). Her feet are just oozing out and over what remains of those shoes, not to mention the likes of those legs ...

Pickup trucks, BBQs, Fat Chicks (no, check that, DeathFat Lezbian Youtube Chicks) and soil in ONE PARKING LOT. Bonus bad zoning with the unused land surrounding it.

'murica.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

Are these the flats she's wearing https://www.walmart.com/ip/Time-and-Tru-Women-s-Basic-Ballet-Flat/968681783?variantFieldId=actual_color ? The one review says they are super cute but have no support at all... not sure.. for someone who made $10k last month and only buys $5 shoes looks suspicious. Atleast her dainty feet fits in them.

Her feet are super wide, terribly puffy with edema and she has collapsed arches. Supportive shoes made from durable materials likely would cause her more pain at this point than cheap Walmart flats because arches would dig into the sole of her flat foot and cut into the bloat along the sides and top of her feet. To get shoes to fit her properly she would either need to have them made to order, which is expensive even for YouTubers making bank because they can't stop eating, or order them online because no store stocks them. AL doesn't strike me as an online shopper because it requires delayed gratification. Besides, AL only likes spending money on accessories like jewelry because clothes and shoes that genuinely accommodate her size are ugly and hard to come by.

Which brings me to a second reason AL sticks to Walmart flats. Bariatric shoes really are quite ugly. Amber, as we all know, sees herself as a fae, pretty little thing. No way waif Amber would ever go out in public wearing bariatric shoes. Google them and imagine AL's reaction. If she is even aware bariatric shoes exist, Amber would scoff at wearing them because those are for really fat people and AL definitely thinks she isn't as bad off as all those enormous folk who seek out Dr. Now for help.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

We can always count on Becks for a hint of ankle roll!

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Was curious, so I looked up shoes for obese people. Some of them come in baby blue or pink. Many others are plain black with a strap that she could add a bow clip to. She could accessorize her shoes daily to match whatever she's wearing. But that would require some thought and planning and creativity and originality and everything else Hamber is lacking.

 

[More Spicey Than Coolwhip]

Why hasn't her skeleton just caved in already? I'm pretty sure it's reached its max capacity twice over.

 

[sperginity]

Why hasn't her skeleton just caved in already? I'm pretty sure it's reached its max capacity twice over.

Your bones harden in response to increased weight. Weight lifters and obese people are much less likely to suffer from osteoporosis. Joints don't do well under the increased load without some kind of a break, however. It seems like she lost some height from knock knees from her extreme obesity.

 

[Malibougie]

Her frame has to be like a house of cards at this point. One slip and the house comes tumbling down. She will probably need a knee and/or hip replacement if she makes it to 40.

 

[Guest69]

Only mind uploading can save her now

 

[Long time lurker]

She will probably need a knee and/or hip replacement if she makes it to 40.

I think she already does. Her limping is becoming more accentuated with each video where we see her walking.

 

[Haesindang Park]

Jesus! How much food does she have to eat a day to have ankle rolls?!

 

[Captain Ahab]

Jesus! How much food does she have to eat a day to have ankle rolls?!

‘Bout two Texas Roadhouse freezers’ worth. Maybe throw in a couple of pounds of full-fat ice-cream to wash down the heartburn.

 

[Strong Tomato]

Jesus! How much food does she have to eat a day to have ankle rolls?!

That is years of abuse, my friend. Years of eating 3x as much as a normal human.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Her frame has to be like a house of cards at this point. One slip and the house comes tumbling down. She will probably need a knee and/or hip replacement if she makes it to 40.

There's no way a surgeon would perform any kind of replacement for her at her weight. Aside from the anesthesia issue which in itself is too big of a risk for someone that morbidly obese, any orthopedist would require significant weight loss before even considering her a candidate. It's the same situation as WLS. Basically, she's fucked unless she loses at least half her current weight.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Her frame has to be like a house of cards at this point. One slip and the house comes tumbling down. She will probably need a knee and/or hip replacement if she makes it to 40.

It's actually a fairly simple procedure to save her, all she needs is a total hip, knee, legs, arms, body, head, and mind replacement surgery