Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

I dunno, guys. Phil got a brand new stinkditch, the world is topsy-turvy, maybe Violet Hargrave is really a true and honest transwoman who just happens to live in the same town as beardgnome Jake Alley, and perhaps there really are roving rape gangs on the streets of Niantic waiting to prey on anyone they suspect has a pickle surprise under their skirt.
 
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Jaimas said:
He doesn't like it because he can receive responses there and he'd have to manually block anyone who posts.
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This is why Jake will never get a regular gig writing opinion pieces (and that's really what he wants to write). Anyone who'd publish that kind of writing would want to leave comments open.
 
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repentance said:
This is why Jake will never get a regular gig writing opinion pieces (and that's really what he wants to write). Anyone who'd publish that kind of writing would want to leave comments open.
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I think the “secret” identity, lack of education, and lack of life experience hampers him more than closed comments.
 
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Chan the Wizard said:
I think the “secret” identity, lack of education, and lack of life experience hampers him more than closed comments.
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Nah, 95% of most online journalism is either "reeeeeee white people!" or "reeeeeeee Republicans!" or "reeeeeee straight people!"

Jake can write about those topics just fine.
 
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I butchered and cannibalized this to create a program that displays the distribution of tweet sources for any specified user. The Twitter API will give you only the last c. 3200 tweets. If I have understood correctly only the 'Enterprise' API will give you all tweets of a user and you have to pay for that.

This is Jake's Twitter usage:
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i.e. 100% on his PC.

Compare this with Brianna Wu/John Flynt's usage:
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(Brianna's distribution looks much like someone with lots of seldom used IT toys.)

Jake is very much the sedentary, ass-glued-to-chair, slob, pissing his life away posting worthless garbage on social media pretending he is engaged in a battle against neo-nazi pedophiles. If he used his time to read non-fiction or even watch documentaries instead of watching children's television and googleshnging I think his mental health would probably improve. At the least it would complicate his childish black-and-white view of the world.
 
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CyrusKissFanClub said:
I butchered and cannibalized this to create a program that displays the distribution of tweet sources for any specified user. The Twitter API will give you only the last c. 3200 tweets. If I have understood correctly only the 'Enterprise' API will give you all tweets of a user and you have to pay for that.

This is Jake's Twitter usage:
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i.e. 100% on his PC.

Compare this with Brianna Wu/John Flynt's usage:
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(Brianna's distribution looks much like someone with lots of seldom used IT toys.)

Jake is very much the sedentary, ass-glued-to-chair, slob, pissing his life away posting worthless garbage on social media pretending he is engaged in a battle against neo-nazi pedophiles. If he used his time to read non-fiction or even watch documentaries instead of watching children's television and googleshnging I think his mental health would probably improve. At the least it would complicate his childish black-and-white view of the world.
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Or shit, buy one of those webdev bootcamps courses on Udemy or similar sites, and learn a marketable skill. Even a halfway skilled developer can find work on Upwork or Fiverr if they're willing to be cheap, at least at first. He has nothing but time. I would love to have as much free time as Jake has. I'm part of the SJW conspiracy to take over the world, and do you people have any idea how long it takes to come up with a workable plan for world domination?
 
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Looks like another Googleshng of a day for Jake, estimate between 8-14+ hours on Twitter, depending on if he was actively doing things while not tweeting himself or not.

CHELSAY! Jake "just woke up" at 3 PM EST and immediately not only started sperging about blocking "Gamergate" accounts (in 2018), he then had to Googleshng on Twitter about the sperging he had just done while demanding everyone "practice due diligence before RTing anything."
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Jake Googleshngs about "nazis," politics, and the Republican party. Another Googleshngling: "It's not that everyone wants a cupcake, but these childish scumbags are going to throw a fit unless they're the only ones who get sprinkles on theirs anymore. THESE scumbags don't want anyone to have any cupcakes, because you're the one who baked them and they'll be happy to go hungry to prove they don't need anything you had anything to do with." It looks like he is also trying to incite violence again.
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GRAHAM LINEHAN
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Women against men like Jake acronymed one of their groups as "WoLF" apparently, Jake Googleshngs about it.
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Cow/calf crossover. People "always stare at [Jake] like [he has] 3 heads" because he's a bald neckbeard that never leaves the house and is mansplaining like he is an expert.
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Jake and some other idiots think "move execution" in video games is "thinly veiled ableism." @Jaimas
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A quick search brings up some minor interactions
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GAMERGATE!!!!
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Not really seeing the alleged "friendship" here or any evidence that they talked about normal stuff. Just lots of GG REEEing.
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So Jake's Gamergate Googleshngs were getting spread thanks to the anti-GG/CON Twitter clique, Linehan saw it and supposedly read the Googleshngs and commented favorably, Jake thinks they were best friends and how dare Linehan move on past Gamergate or have opinions of his own.
 
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Looks like another Googleshng of a day for Jake, estimate between 8-14+ hours on Twitter, depending on if he was actively doing things while not tweeting himself or not.

CHELSAY! Jake "just woke up" at 3 PM EST and immediately not only started sperging about blocking "Gamergate" accounts (in 2018), he then had to Googleshng on Twitter about the sperging he had just done while demanding everyone "practice due diligence before RTing anything."
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Jake Googleshngs about "nazis," politics, and the Republican party. Another Googleshngling: "It's not that everyone wants a cupcake, but these childish scumbags are going to throw a fit unless they're the only ones who get sprinkles on theirs anymore. THESE scumbags don't want anyone to have any cupcakes, because you're the one who baked them and they'll be happy to go hungry to prove they don't need anything you had anything to do with." It looks like he is also trying to incite violence again.
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GRAHAM LINEHAN
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Women against men like Jake acronymed one of their groups as "WoLF" apparently, Jake Googleshngs about it.
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Cow/calf crossover. People "always stare at [Jake] like [he has] 3 heads" because he's a bald neckbeard that never leaves the house and is mansplaining like he is an expert.
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Jake and some other idiots think "move execution" in video games is "thinly veiled ableism." @Jaimas
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And from the archives:
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I'm reminded of an old Christopher Marlowe quote right here:

"I am envy... I cannot read, and therefore wish all books burned."

This basically encapsulates Jakey in games in a nutshell:

He can't git gud, so he seeks to invalidate others' gitting of gud.
He can't win, so he tries to dismiss any game he loses as not worth his time.
He's beat to market in his own ideas, so he fucking gives up.
And most critical: He can't compete - so he fucking doesn't, and then lambastes anyone who can.

It applies to everything. To his home life, his hobbies, his romantic pursuits.
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He thinks WoLF is a "wolf in sheep's clothing."

He thinks an openly radical feminist organization called the Women's Liberation Front is wearing "sheep's" clothing. An organization that, among other things, helps train women in how to defend themselves and even disarm attackers is, according to him, trying to be thought of as a "sheep." Agree or disagree with their platform but I don't think anyone should think a "liberation front" is trying to seem harmless.

Well, in case anyone ever doubted that Jake thinks general cowardice and a shy, insipid nature was inherent to femininity, here's your proof. He can't fathom that any feminist organization could be anything other than "sheep's clothing." Maybe some women actually want to look tough and badass. You can make fun of it if you think they didn't succeed, or whatever, but the implication here is that Jake thinks feminist orgs are all, by being feminist organizations, presenting themselves as wholly benign, uncomplaining sheep. That's the position brave feminist patriarchy-smasher Nazi-fighter Violet Hargrave takes.

Every time Jake lets the mask slip about how he views women and what he thinks is inherent to femininity, my disgust reaches greater depths.
 
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