DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[AkAuZtIk]

Phil literally just announced on the stream

"My mom just cheered 40 bits and became the cheer leader of today's stream"

This guy got the best name to troll streamers for sure..........

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Ahh that moment when you self exile yourself to just lurking due to misquoting Empress Swaggins having college debt to seeking out other cows to entertain yourself because Phil is soo boring lately, that the very video you're watching, a Metokur Video on spoony, is somehow connected back to the Phil thread.

Makes you wonder just how big of an autistic magnet DSP really is...

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

So if Phil is the #2 best DeeJay in the world I guess the normal mode AI is the #1 DeeJay because it beat him 2 out of 3 matches

We need the AI vs Tokido Evo 2005 rematch

 

[LordAutismo]

We need the AI vs Tokido Evo 2005 rematch

Wasn't that match a Claw mirror?

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Wasn't that match a Claw mirror?

Damn you’re right, rip the dream. No AI can match Dave’s claw game

 

[James Smith]

We got a tolomeo mention during second stream's >45 minute prestream (minus somewhere around 20 minutes music):

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

We got a tolomeo mention during second stream's >45 minute prestream (minus somewhere around 20 minutes music):

“I don’t watch anyone else, but I’ll shit on how they do their khantent every chance I get to make myself seem better by comparison” now if any other streamer/content creator said they’ve never watched dsp but made a back handed comment about him or how he does things you can bet he’d bring out the crocodile tears and tell them to do their research or god forbid, come check out his streams.

Also nice to note when he talks about shutting down when the cameras off it just involves him doing the same shit he’s doing now except he trades the controller for the gin and remote. No mention of that quality time with kat or anything else meaningful. “I shut down and trade in the work couch for the relaxin couch”

 

[actually]

Man, Phil is way more obnoxious than usual tonight. Made a joke about running a boat into Ellis Island to kill immigrants.

Edit: Fuck it. Friday night wild-ass theory time. Kat left, and that's why he's acting like such a butthole. He apparently said on-stream at some point recently (like last day or two) that he made that nasty ass stirfry dish he proudly displayed on Instagram a while back--the one with precooked chicken strips, a bag of frozen veggies, and a gallon or two of "sauce" (pre-made sauce that he then added soy sauce and hoisin to). Combine that with this response tonight: https://twitter.com/SpiritAvenged/status/1002734525280149504

And this response as well from tonight: https://twitter.com/KingOfGout/status/1002742618432987136

 

[Raven'sChild]

Then he goes on to say how he has hardly any money anymore because its still lower than his upper middle class lifestyle he had. Now he's just middle class. Now he's in a DIRE situation because he can't spend his money on crap he can only afford his massively overpriced, oversized house and a condo on the side, he can't go to fancy restaurants weekly only monthly, and he can only buy a 4k TV and not a 4k TV AND a PS4 Pro with it! DAMN, what a shitty life he has!

...You forgot about his no longer being able to spend Thousands of dollars on Staycations in the Big City ( a short commute from his gated community townhouse )1 or renting suites at top hotels back when he could afford to travel 2.

1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc7vYdhDtcU (2015 )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdtZc9h-MT0 ( 2016)

2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtETqteftnA (2011)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5WgMhf4tcs (2012 )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7mcFDLbF8E (2012)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY6tg_AqECA (2013)
....and a Playlist of 1.2k vids compiled by FlamSp33y of DSP trip vlogs with hotel room footage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWyxUcA1aP0&list=PLHZBDxLlh16vGE_7R1VmDCMih1U5ydJZR

 

[Keystone]

Man, Phil is way more obnoxious than usual tonight. Made a joke about running a boat into Ellis Island to kill immigrants.

Edit: Fuck it. Friday night wild-ass theory time. Kat left, and that's why he's acting like such a butthole. He apparently said on-stream at some point recently (like last day or two) that he made that nasty ass stirfry dish he proudly displayed on Instagram a while back--the one with precooked chicken strips, a bag of frozen veggies, and a gallon or two of "sauce" (pre-made sauce that he then added soy sauce and hoisin to). Combine that with this response tonight: https://twitter.com/SpiritAvenged/status/1002734525280149504
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Or perhaps it means Kat doesn't want anything to do with Phil's business (or him in general) to the point of not even holding the camera for him.

 

[ZehnBoat]

“I don’t watch anyone else, but I’ll shit on how they do their khantent every chance I get to make myself seem better by comparison” now if any other streamer/content creator said they’ve never watched dsp but made a back handed comment about him or how he does things you can bet he’d bring out the crocodile tears and tell them to do their research or god forbid, come check out his streams.

i love how phil bitches that people judge him without watching his UNCUT STRIMS
but he's more than happy to judge other people without watching their KHANTANT

Or perhaps it means Kat doesn't want anything to do with Phil's business (or him in general) to the point of not even holding the camera for him.

but why? why would she want to not help her TRUE AND HONEST SOULMATE?

anyway, gin will never run from phil

 

[Keanu Reeves]

Or perhaps it means Kat doesn't want anything to do with Phil's business (or him in general) to the point of not even holding the camera for him.

Eh, maybe. But I think with how its said, its likelier that Kat left. It's a lot easier just to say "Ah, Kat doesn't wanna film with me so I can't do it solo" vs "I'm alone, so I can't." Then again, this is DSP and he isn't the best when it comes to speaking, so who knows.

 

[CausticMinory]

If this unconfirmed speculation is true does that mean the last poll was late by a day?

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Eh, maybe. But I think with how its said, its likelier that Kat left. It's a lot easier just to say "Ah, Kat doesn't wanna film with me so I can't do it solo" vs "I'm alone, so I can't." Then again, this is DSP and he isn't the best when it comes to speaking, so who knows.

Someone who live streams himself almost every day playing video games and entertaining people, who’s not good at speaking.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Didn't get to watch stream today but this video is everything I'd hoped it would be.

 

[Noob-Noob]

It's a lot easier just to say "Ah, Kat doesn't wanna film with me so I can't do it solo" vs "I'm alone, so I can't." Then again, this is DSP and he isn't the best when it comes to speaking, so who knows.

Knowing Phil's blatant stupidity when it comes to forming sentences, this is most likely the case. Unless he's playing 45-D chess with us and is baiting this exact speculation to show how "immature" we are. lol

PS: Just wanted to share a string of comments that has yet to be deleted from his Instagram post.

 

[Phalanx]

Hey history its Phil and it looks like its playback time. He done this shit last year, he kept slipping up multiple times.

First - staycation 2018; mentions Soulmaid ONCE and its a very passing comment.
2nd - Chilli, looks like canned shit
3rd mentioned take out - telling sign he is alone - did this last year
4th, really, really, really gets salty if she is uttered, this is indicative of Panda 2017. He went on banning sprees and tirades.
5th He kept and keeps slipping up on being alone and then just adding Soulmaid to bandage it and recover. Did this with Panda but nowhere near as bad because Phil has pride at stake this time.
6th Gin time - As with Panda he had a many twitter rants but not as bad as this year because a) Pride and b) I actually think his mental health has declined, he sees no one unless he goes to a store and this has been for some time now.

Only evidence - The instagram photo; a lot are calling it a retro pic because it seems very fucking odd he posted it, multiple DSP archivists like GTG, Tevin and Theo were starting to question if soulmaid was there. Also twitter and insta started to ask but most notably FARMS had started to. Phil this year especially has been revealing stuff, very close to Kiwi dates and we know he comes here.

This has got spicy AF and welcome to the DSP cycle, as we have had a long lull of 2 months or so but its summer and DSP needs to fuck it up somehow.

X files out :p

 

[Kermit the Frog]

It's interesting...Phil's really pushing tipping right now. If he was just trying to drum up more money overall, he would happily accept cheers, subs, and tips no matter what, but he is expressly, multiple times in prestreams, saying that he really wants tips. Makes me think he's pissed away his money without setting any aside for taxes yet again. Guess we'll see what happens come June 15th.

Phil wants tips because he gets access to those funds immediately. Phil is the type of person that gets his paycheck and immediately spends all of the money on stupid/unnecessary/expensive crap, then panics when he has to scrape by for the next few weeks on whatever is left, so he just puts everything on a credit card because he doesn't have to worry about paying it off until later. He's basically the poster child for the uninformed, short term thinking consumer drone. With the amount of money he made over the years and still makes today, he should never have to worry about finances. But alas, this is why he's a lolcow.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

After seeing him utterly fail fighting the CPU in super turbo, the game where he is best at, I think it's fair to say I'm hyped for his run-through of arcade mode on hard.

 

[Haunter]

Someone who live streams himself almost every day playing video games and entertaining people, who’s not good at speaking.

It's strange. He speaks for so long every day. But he doesn't speak with anyone. He speaks at them.

He hasn't had the impetus to develop the interpersonal skills that come with a verbal exchange, the ability to formulate new ideas in response to received information.

It's like he's spent a decade exercising one half of his body

Didn't get to watch stream today but this video is everything I'd hoped it would be.

"This is gonna be the final game in the Street Fighter 2 series. This is the game that was gonna be the Penultimate..."

"Penultimate" means "second to last". Probably a fairly common mistake. Still, it's nice to hear Phil ignorantly contradict himself in the very next sentence

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

It's strange. He speaks for so long every day. But he doesn't speak with anyone. He speaks at them.

He hasn't had the impetus to develop the interpersonal skills that come with a verbal exchange, the ability to formulate new ideas in response to received information.

It's like he's spent a decade exercising one half of his body

It’s been said places before but dave just doesn’t have the ability anymore to have real conversations with people, he’s spent nearly the last 10 years in a safe space where he has control over who says what to him and when. He never speaks with anyone on equal terms, he speaks to people on his terms. It must be quite the site to see him have to talk with people in person, I’d imagine he regresses into a shy kid.

And on the kat leaving thing, I believe it becuase it’s simply funny and we have no way of knowing unless she’s shows up during a live stream. He’s already proved he’d rather lie and pretend nothings changed like with the panda, and according to the man himself pictures can be faked on the Internet and aren’t proof. REAL TALK