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Only evidence - The instagram photo; a lot are calling it a retro pic because it seems very fucking odd he posted it, multiple DSP archivists like GTG, Tevin and Theo were starting to question if soulmaid was there. Also twitter and insta started to ask but most notably FARMS had started to. Phil this year especially has been revealing stuff, very close to Kiwi dates and we know he comes here.
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if soulkat was still there, she would have told phil to not upload that pic, or at least take a more candid pic that didn't shove her face into it (i'm sure she's well aware of all the horse jokes)
but phil still uploaded it randomly for seemingly no reason.

phil may be dumb, but i'm sure he's smart enough to have snapped backup pictures to SHOW THEM THERE EVIL DETRACTORS

but that's just my little autistic theory
 
Yeah that is what my autistic senses are leaning towards, she did not like being public being a former demon child n'all. Hell we don't even know those valentines pics she even permitted and considering the Panda stuff last year; I am leaning toward the fact she did not permit those pictures any of them in fact. It was probably her insurance policy being in a relationship with him which in all honesty Phil abused. It is easy to say things on a phone call but to oblige and stick to them takes the effort and throughout this 10 year beggacy what is Phils one overarching feature - PRIDE.

Kat's insurance was most likely move state go under the radar and then run once she found a place to rent. Phil has to taught his possessions though and she did not count on that because she thought she was in control. Soulmaid saga is ending pretty fast but Phil has fucked himself over now - he is too renowned
 
Didn't get to watch stream today but this video is everything I'd hoped it would be.

After seeing him utterly fail fighting the CPU in super turbo, the game where he is best at, I think it's fair to say I'm hyped for his run-through of arcade mode on hard.

I hate to do it but I'll defend him a little bit for ST. ST has a very notorious A.I. in fact, ST and Art of Fighting 2 are well known for having the most difficult button-input reading A.I. of all of fighting games from the 90's. And yes, even if you play on normal the A.l. will destroy you.

Still very funny seeing him get his shit pushed in by the A.I. of course. Also, he keeps mentioning "The speed of the game is faster than the arcade version because of bugged emulation dood!" First I've heard of this. I haven't heard of any of the oldschool FGC guys complaining about the accuracy of the port. The collection has netcode issues and control input issues (if you're on console) but otherwise it's a solid and arcade-perfect collection.
 
All he would have to do to prove Kat is still in the house is just have her pop in and say hi on stream for 2 seconds. That's all there is to it. It won't necessarily prove they're still soulmates or whatever but at least we'd know she was living there.

That is all he'd have to do. And yet incredibly, it won't happen.

Remember when he posted those 'behind-the-back' Christmas tree pictures of Kat, and again when they were shopping. He could have ended the entire Escort Blackmail Saga then and there, simply by showing her face.
 
All he would have to do to prove Kat is still in the house is just have her pop in and say hi on stream for 2 seconds. That's all there is to it. It won't necessarily prove they're still soulmates or whatever but at least we'd know she was living there.

This reminds me so much of our german lolcow Drachenlord (oh no Wurstbrot, not again!!!). He pretended for a while to have a girlfriend in his house who throws pillows at him, even so it was very obvious he threw them himself. There was also not a single clue of being a girlfriend there, when she's apparently in the same room and plays 3DS or reads a book there nothing to hear. Just to show the damn haters who's boss and because he always needs to be right, even so he is always wrong. But I digress. To prove this girl even existed, she just needed to wave her arm in the camera and say "Hello", this would be prove enough for at least a physical existence of another human being in his house.
Phil however has a girlfriend, we know how she looks, how she sounds and I doubt he would hire a person to be this arm. So if this is so important for Phil and they are still a loving couple, I bet she can do that for him.

It's strange enough when the love of your life doesn't even want to look if you are well. Or be in the same room and watch from the side and give some commentary sometimes. I know more than enough streamers with girlfriends and they show up sometimes for a lot of different reasons. They don't show themself, but the streamer starts to talk with someone in the same room or they give him something.
And didn't they share the same hobby, videogames? Maybe Phil declared this place as his "MAN-ZONE" or "SERIOUS WORK-ZONE" so this room is strictly forbidden when he streams, just a classic Phil move.

Still very funny seeing him get his shit pushed in by the A.I. of course. Also, he keeps mentioning "The speed of the game is faster than the arcade version because of bugged emulation dood!" First I've heard of this. I haven't heard of any of the oldschool FGC guys complaining about the accuracy of the port. The collection has netcode issues and control input issues (if you're on console) but otherwise it's a solid and arcade-perfect collection.

I also remember he said that. But later he said something like: "In tournaments people couldn't decide which speed is the best for this event, everyone disagreed."
So what is it? Bugged speed mechanics or a deliberately set speed? And was this really a thing these days, that "they" could set the game speed?

"My mom just cheered 40 bits and became the cheer leader of today's stream"

This guy got the best name to troll streamers for sure..........

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After winning a fight he said one of the most hilarious random shit ever. His chat was laughing, Tevin's chat was laughing, Tevin couldn't stop laughing, he got trolled with his quote, DSP hasn't even realized he said it. So after winning a fight, he said without any context, without any clue what he means, straight in the camera as if he says something super genius:
Big Problems.
Maybe he wanted to say something else, but this is the result.
So after that, he got a troll cheer from a user named "Big Problems" and he still hasn't realized he said it. This was just great.

So... dsp said he will upload longer videos to see if he gets more views...
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This is whats gonna happen. Because this was one of the most boring streams, views will be awful. In a few days, dsp will say that everybody is an idiot who said he should do longer videos. And will just go back to 10 mins videos while banging his chest that he told us.

Ah, his fights against the AI. Yeah okay, it makes sense uploading longer videos instead of single fights because there isn't the dead air of waiting for matches. Of course he will never do that for online matches because then everybody could see and hear how much more boring and obnoxious he can get.
 
I also remember he said that. But later he said something like: "In tournaments people couldn't decide which speed is the best for this event, everyone disagreed."
So what is it? Bugged speed mechanics or a deliberately set speed? And was this really a thing these days, that "they" could set the game speed?

He's wrong again. The preferred speed of ST at tournaments has almost always been 3. You can go into the dip switches and adjust the speed. I know HDR was set to 3 and I think the Switch version (Ultra SF 2) was also set to 3. So unless he's referring to really obscure tournaments or the PS1 version that got him 4th place at Evo and that accomplishment will be on his tombstone then he's just talking shit.
 
Ah, his fights against the AI. Yeah okay, it makes sense uploading longer videos instead of single fights because there isn't the dead air of waiting for matches. Of course he will never do that for online matches because then everybody could see and hear how much more boring and obnoxious he can get.

Even though especially in this SF-Collection, there is almost no downtime between matches.
But Phil will be Phil and still mlk every penny out of his YT channel.

Let us not forget that Phil said that the dissolution of the USSR was when the Berlin wall fell.

He even called the Berlin Wall "The Great Wall" while doing it :lol:
 
Phil's qualms with Super Turbo's speed being inaccurate are all in his head, right? He doesn't even play on the speed used in tournaments yet he claims what he's playing on (which is lower than the tournament speed) is "too fast."
 
Phil's qualms with Super Turbo's speed being inaccurate are all in his head, right? He doesn't even play on the speed used in tournaments yet he claims what he's playing on (which is lower than the tournament speed) is "too fast."

I'm guessing that Turbo Speed 1 is what was used for tournaments back in 2005? I have no clue what they use for modern ST tournaments but if it's even faster than Turbo Speed 2 then Phil would be beyond fucked in ranked play.
 
I'm guessing that Turbo Speed 1 is what was used for tournaments back in 2005? I have no clue what they use for modern ST tournaments but if it's even faster than Turbo Speed 2 then Phil would be beyond fucked in ranked play.
I think I just realized why he's saying that it's wrong: the version he played in 2005 was the PlayStation version, which was universally considered to be an inaccurate port. As such, he's probably in the mindset that the PS1 version is the "true" Super Turbo.
 
I think I just realized why he's saying that it's wrong: the version he played in 2005 was the PlayStation version, which was universally considered to be an inaccurate port. As such, he's probably in the mindset that the PS1 version is the "true" Super Turbo.

There's always excuses with Phil no matter what. Remember this?


Phil was the only complaining that the cabinets were using Japanese joysticks or American joysticks or something. No one else complained and Phil came in 9th place at that particular tournament. There's always going to be some sort of BS excuse from Phil.
 
Man, Phil is way more obnoxious than usual tonight. Made a joke about running a boat into Ellis Island to kill immigrants.

Edit: Fuck it. Friday night wild-ass theory time. Kat left, and that's why he's acting like such a butthole. He apparently said on-stream at some point recently (like last day or two) that he made that nasty ass stirfry dish he proudly displayed on Instagram a while back--the one with precooked chicken strips, a bag of frozen veggies, and a gallon or two of "sauce" (pre-made sauce that he then added soy sauce and hoisin to). Combine that with this response tonight: https://twitter.com/SpiritAvenged/status/1002734525280149504
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And this response as well from tonight: https://twitter.com/KingOfGout/status/1002742618432987136
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Wait, he got a stick again? My autism is triggered. What brand and model? Did he dust off an old one? Is it some derpy offbrand stick. Did he do something smart and go for something most rational people use like a Panthera, Rap 4, or an Obsidian? Did he do his usual most expensive is best bit and order a fully tricked out Etokki Omni from South Korea, or buy a Qanba Dragon for like 300 bucks? Also, even if Kat is still there he wouldn’t do a tutorial for 2 reasons. 1. It’s boring and little more than personal preference. 2. The moment he does people will start badgering him for a stick cam when he plays, which would expose him as an extreme masher.
 
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Wait, he got a stick again? My autism is triggered. What brand and model? Did he dust off an old one? Is it some derpy offbrand stick. Did he do something smart and go for something most rational people use like a Panthera, Rap 4, or an Obsidian? Did he do his usual most expensive is best bit and order a fully tricked out Etokki Omni from South Korea, or buy a Qanba Dragon for like 300 bucks? Also, even if Kat is still there he wouldn’t do a tutorial for 2 reasons. 1. It’s boring and little more than personal preference. 2. The moment he does people will start badgering him for a stick cam when he plays, which would expose him as an extreme masher.

He's using the HRAP4 he's had since a little after the PS4 launch.
 
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Oh my god, I need a clip of this. I never knew I wanted this so much until now.

Ask and you shall receive! 6:20

https://youtu.be/mZY8nMvoDg0

So if Phil is the #2 best DeeJay in the world I guess the normal mode AI is the #1 DeeJay because it beat him 2 out of 3 matches :stress:

Lmao, this is what I commented on Mrhuth Stuff video, if he's number two in the world, the AI is CLEARLY who he needs to take down if he wants to claim the #1 spot since it owned him!
 
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