DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[gh0stzero]

If he isn't big enough to care, then why isn't he small enough to ban and do away with when so many people complain about his behavior with ample evidence?

Because autism bux via cheers and subs, twitch get a cut of that.

Do the shit Phil does but with half the interaction kiss your twitch account goodbye

 

[Heckler1]

Give it a few months, he will.

Nobody jumps on the bandwagon this late like he does.

And then acts like it was his idea all along. While being bewildered to why no one watches a middle aged man be out of touch with gaming.

 

[Clop]

I guess it is like the story about the boy who cried wolf.
Assuming Phil gets reported for every little thing he does, it is just a hassle for twitch to filter every complain about him so they ignore it.
On the other side, he is not big enough of a streamer to hurt twitch's income and reputation so they let his mistakes slide.

Long story short:
Dave isn't big enough to matter, but still not worth the hassle of banning him.

How sad is that? That would mean that if he ever reached that fabled "good old days"-state he thinks exists in some parallel universe, he'd just be banned for being a toxic arsehole within a week. There's no winning move left for him.

 

[Wing Zero]

He should just play monster hunter, why is he such a pussy when it comes to that game...

Monster Hunter is all about learning a monster's tells and capitalizing on them with good positioning. A coordinated player can easily take down an Elder Dragon in under 10 minutes, and a coordinated team can do it in under 5. Phil lacks both. We've seen first hand with Phil that he just wants to brute force bosses in games.

As a solo player he would just get frustrated cause he'd probably try to play it like a Fromsoft game, if he teamed up with equally untalented players he would just get mad at them for dying and potentially failing the quest beyond his control, and if he teamed up with talented players he would just let them do all the work and then claim the game is boring. Monster Hunter thrives on that sense of accomplishment with your team, killing that tough monster or finally getting that one part you needed to make your badass armor/weapon. All Phil wants is something that's gonna get him guaranteed paypig money.

Give it a few months, he will.

I disagree. It would be fucking hilarious for him to jump on the game NOW, after he threw Tolomeo under the bus all for the sake of validating his opinion that MH:World is a shit game.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

How sad is that? That would mean that if he ever reached that fabled "good old days"-state he thinks exists in some parallel universe, he'd just be banned for being a toxic arsehole within a week. There's no winning move left for him.

Well, there also still is the small possibility, that he really does have a "twitch-guy" who sorta protects him.
The whole twitter "true gamer, not a shill" debacle was kinda suspension worthy according to twitch's new TOS.

 

[EddyB43]

You guys think if HL2 wins, he will play it on pc? Cause I can totally see him booting up the console version.

In all likelihood that one's winning precisely because he'd have to play it on PC (and a lot of people know the lore of his crouch-jumping shenanigans.) Playing it on console would be an even bigger train wreck.

No, because not only was Half-Life 2 available as a reasonable port for the original Xbox, Orange Box with Ep1&2 was also on 360 (ported by Valve & running fine, unlike the PS3 port they refused to do so EA handled it themselves - apparently Ep1 has moments of poor framerate & Ep2 is even worse on PS3) - they're also supported via backwards compatibility. Xbox version on 360 if you're that eccentric, 360 version on Xbox One.
EDIT: Also can't forget DSP's seeming addiction to achievements & trophies. I imagine a good chunk of his desire to do that Patrons' Choice 2nd playthrough of Fallout: New Vegas as hardcore with only melee weapons was so he could squeeze out those 2 big achievements on the 360 version.

Eternal Darkness is currently last in that poll. God damn, Dave's fans are fucking disgusting plebs

This is the one I'd like to see win, mostly to hear his excuses when he realises it requires 3+ playthroughs to get the real ending. There was one chat regular who kept cheering pushing for Eternal Darkness before the nominations thread even came up, his cheering money won't get him his wish.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

No, because not only was Half-Life 2 available as a reasonable port for the original Xbox, Orange Box with Ep1&2 was also on 360 (ported by Valve & running fine, unlike the PS3 port they refused to do so EA handled it themselves - apparently Ep1 has moments of poor framerate & Ep2 is even worse on PS3) - they're also supported via backwards compatibility. Xbox version on 360 if you're that eccentric, 360 version on Xbox One.
EDIT: Also can't forget DSP's seeming addiction to achievements & trophies. I imagine a good chunk of his desire to do that Patrons' Choice 2nd playthrough of Fallout: New Vegas as hardcore with only melee weapons was so he could squeeze out those 2 big achievements on the 360 version.
This is the one I'd like to see win, mostly to hear his excuses when he realises it requires 3+ playthroughs to get the real ending. There was one chat regular who kept cheering pushing for Eternal Darkness before the nominations thread even came up, his cheering money won't get him his wish.

Not even if whales in dsp's donation box with a grand or more?

 

[BrunoMattei]

Timestamped at 7:31 lolwut? He say's you cannot combo from crouching Jab into Dee Jay's upkicks. I'm no ST expert but yes you can combo from crouch Jab into upkicks and it's really easy to do. I present this as further evidence that Phil has Alzheimers.

Edit: 10:25 ST players would laugh their ass off watching this because even I know that Chun's throw does ridiculous damage in ST.

 

[Adamska]

Timestamped at 7:31 lolwut? He say's you cannot combo from crouching Jab into Dee Jay's upkicks. I'm no ST expert but yes you can combo from crouch into upkicks and it's really easy to do. I present this as further evidence that Phil has Alzheimers.

I'm thinking more he's desperately trying to protect his bloated ego given this is the game he's allegedly good at and it's making him sob internally to get wrekt on Normal. I also think he's using that broken as fuck PS1 port as the gold standard for this game given it was the game he's most proud of placing at.

The winner still was when he immediately went to lag as an excuse and realized it wouldn't work. Because of that, I actually think Phil knows on some level that he sucks at games, and his johning isn't because he's rationalizing it to his fans, but to himself. He's trying to lie to himself that he doesn't suck.

 

[BrunoMattei]

I'm thinking more he's desperately trying to protect his bloated ego given this is the game he's allegedly good at and it's making him sob internally to get wrekt on Normal. I also think he's using that broken as fuck PS1 port as the gold standard for this game given it was the game he's most proud of placing at.

The winner still was when he immediately went to lag as an excuse and realized it wouldn't work. He knows on some level because of that that he sucks and he's rationalizing it not to his fans, but to himself why he doesn't suck.

Holy fuck, I keep finding blatant lies from Phil. I have to reiterate that I'm not an ST expert by any stretch of the imagination but when even a dumbo like me can spot the lies then you know Phil's fucking up.

Timestamp at 11:30 Phil states that Chun's HK AA doesn't work at certain angles. Let's check the SRK ST Wiki:

http://wiki.shoryuken.com/Chun-Li_(ST)#Anti-air

No mention whatsoever of her HK being a bad AA. You can clearly see in the footage that the move traded but it still served as an Anti-air.

 

[Quan_Chi]

The ST A.I. cheats by reading your inputs. Funny you mention Mortal Kombat because MK 2 A.I. does something different: the A.I. in MK 2 can run up and grab you after knocking you down. Which is something you absolutely cannot do in the game.

Both mk2 and umk3 have it where the ai literally reacts to everything you do in a split second. Luckily both of those games have crazy exploits to beat their arcade modes. At least SF you can beat easier. Except for HSF2... That ai is unbeatable.

 

[Dragoonism]

Timestamped at 7:31 lolwut? He say's you cannot combo from crouching Jab into Dee Jay's upkicks. I'm no ST expert but yes you can combo from crouch Jab into upkicks and it's really easy to do. I present this as further evidence that Phil has Alzheimers.

Edit: 10:25 ST players would laugh their ass off watching this because even I know that Chun's throw does ridiculous damage in ST.

Perfect example of why i am having a hard time watching him play fighting games, even against the CPU he throws out excuse and cries about cheating and that mixed with superiority mentality when he wins online... He is 35-36 and behaves like someone 3 times younger at least.

When ever he plays a FG or a F/TPS you know there is going to be bitching and crying!

 

[PieceofShet]

My god the salt today. He is about the quit the game.

He said gamespeed as an excuse a hundred time. He also said that every player who beats him played the fightcade version which also had the same speed.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

He kept losing to this one DeeJay player, 2 win and 11 losses, chat was laughing at him because if he claimed to be the 2nd best Deejay of the world we might have just found the best Deejay

 

[BrunoMattei]

My god the salt today. He is about the quit the game.

He said gamespeed as an excuse a hundred time. He also said that every player who beats him played the fightcade version which also had the same speed.

Oh, I doubt that. The Fightcade version uses a version of Final Burn Alpha which is not the most accurate to the arcade version. It's pretty close but you notice weird shit still. It may not seem like a lot but a game performing 5-10 frames faster or slower makes a huge difference in a fighter. Especially in an arcade fighter that was not designed with online in mind.

For example: let's say character X has an overhead that has to be blocked high. The overhead's start up frames are 18. And BTW, human reaction time is generally considered to be around 20 frames which is just about half a second. So now you're going to play the Fightcade version where that 18 frame move is now 10 frames because of the speed up.

I've heard of no complaints about the accuracy of the ST port in the 30th Anniversary collection.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Today's another good salt stream. He can't get wins on turbo because of "Tryhards" which he repeated like 3 times for the few seconds I saw him ramble about it. Instead he's moved on to Alpha 3 where he still calls every loss bullshit even though he admits he isn't very good. This game is going to break Phil's ego in half.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Today's another good salt stream. He can't get wins on turbo because of "Tryhards" which he repeated like 3 times for the few seconds I saw him ramble about it. Instead he's moved on to Alpha 3 where he still calls every loss bullshit even though he admits he isn't very good. This game is going to break Phil's ego in half.

Doubtful. I don't think Phil's ego will ever break with how it's stood up to the past several years of incidents

 

[neger psykolog]

I've made a dedicated thread for the current DSP vs LTG slapfight:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fgc-feud-lowtiergod-vs-darksydephil.43869/

Post all shit related to that in there.

 

[NursezillaX]

He kept losing to this one DeeJay player, 2 win and 11 losses, chat was laughing at him because if he claimed to be the 2nd best Deejay of the world we might have just found the best Deejay

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Not just basing this on that abysmal record documented by Jim Bob, but someone in chat the other day (I believe it was the launch of the ST 30th, where Phil did actually go on quite a winning tear) asked what a typical Dave win-loss record was in a fighting stream session, and this Jim Bob cuck said he AVERAGES a 70-80% win record! I'm not gonna pretend I have any clue what his average win pct ACTUALLY is, but... it can't be THAT? Can it??

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Not just basing this on that abysmal record documented by Jim Bob, but someone in chat the other day (I believe it was the launch of the ST 30th, where Phil did actually go on quite a winning tear) asked what a typical Dave win-loss record was in a fighting stream session, and this Jim Bob cuck said he AVERAGES a 70-80% win record! I'm not gonna pretend I have any clue what his average win pct ACTUALLY is, but... it can't be THAT? Can it??

im not sure about that but i was in his stream today and that 2-11 record was correct