Im a mechaphile (attracted to vehicles) and also am very bored

[Weirdnessincarnate]

So Im super bored and am completely fine with being berated, so ask me all the questions you want. Or make fun of me, I don't really care as long as it is actually a creative/entertaining. As my name implies I am weirdness incarnate. So ask away and enjoy a weirdo's perspective on things!

 

[AJ 447]

Do you know @Half-dude

 

[Randall Fragg]

Two questions:

1. WHY?
2. How exactly do you fuck a car?

 

[Cokeisbetterthenpepsi]

would you stick your meat stick in the tail pipe of a car and cum in it

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

How autistic are you?

 

[ES 148]

Would you bang a cheese grater?

 

[AF 802]

Is gasoline the car's cum?

 

[SadClownMan]

So basically when you see a 1989 ford pinto you get a boner, right? Also is it more of a desperation thing as to why you turned to vehicles because no living being would fuck you to the point of being classified as an incle, or have you always been this much of an devieant wierdo

 

[Tranhuviya]

What's your opinion on anthro planes?

 

[spikespiegel]

Do you prefer newer or older cars?

 

[Reynard]

Alright, which one of you is socking to make this thread?

 

[Weirdnessincarnate]

Two questions:

1. WHY?
2. How exactly do you fuck a car?

1. Not sure, just became attracted to vehicles. I tried my best to be attracted to women, but it just didnt work.
2. male: Phalic organ in tail pipe Female: Im not too sure but I could ask

 

[Hell0]

cats are the least sexy thing on planet earf.
prove me wrong

 

[KE 521]

yep, I actually talked to him today. He told me to avoid this place.

Aww come back @Half-dude we love you

 

[Weirdnessincarnate]

So basically when you see a 1989 ford pinto you get a boner, right? Also is it more of a desperation thing as to why you turned to vehicles because no living being would fuck you to the point of being classified as an incle, or have you always been this much of an devieant wierdo

Umm, I havent always been a weirdo, though I have always been inept at talking to people. Im not really 100% sure, so you could be right. I am sure as hell that I could never attract any other normal human being. And the boner thing? Depends on the car/truck/machine

would you stick your meat stick in the tail pipe of a car and cum in it

done already

Aww come back @Half-dude we love you

Nah, he is way more sensitive than me. He raged the one time I tried to challenge his viewpoint

 

[Cokeisbetterthenpepsi]

done already

 

[Anime-Chan]

what's sexier?
mercedes benz or cadillac

 

[Weirdnessincarnate]

Do you prefer newer or older cars?

Good question. I personally have found that it depends on the shape. I think the more anthro - ish shape the car is, the more attractive it is to me at least. Just a theory though, ive never been attracted to humans so im not sure

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

yep, I actually talked to him today. He told me to avoid this place.

You should have listened.

 

[Weirdnessincarnate]

what's sexier?
mercedes benz or cadillac

Mercedes for sedan, cadillac for suv