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Don't let Kengle see this. He'll jerk off until he pulls his dick off.
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Couldn’t find a Kat Von D thread and didn’t feel like this was “big” enough for its own thread, but look guys! She’s pregnant. And she’s deciding not to vaccinate. What a cunt.
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https://www.wptv.com/news/region-ok...ttacked-by-spider-monkey-in-okeechobee-county
Home Depot worker attacked by spider monkey in Okeechobee County
OKEECHOBEE, Fla. - A Home Depot worker in Okeechobee County was bitten multiple times after a woman’s pet spider monkey escaped from her truck earlier this week.
The sheriff’s office said they were dispatched to the store, located at 2700 Highway 441 South, on Monday at 1:53 p.m.
The monkey’s owner, Tina Ballard, told a deputy that she left her pet in her truck on a leash while she went inside the store.
However, the spider monkey managed to escape the vehicle, attacking a female employee at the Home Depot.
The worker who was attacked, Marilyn Howard, told a deputy that she was taking a break outside the store when she heard some of her coworkers yelling about a monkey.
According to the deputy’s report, Howard said she first thought it was joke. Later, she then spotted the spider monkey walking down the parking lot toward her with its leash still on.
"I reached down and she (the spider monkey) reached up and grabbed my hand, so gentle, so cute," Howard recalled.
Howard said she approached it and managed to grab it by the leash, but it climbed on her and bit her twice on the back.
The monkey then climbed down off of her, and she was able to grab it by its leash again and started walking it to the front of the store.
Apparently, the monkey wasn’t done with his hijinks.
When the store’s front door opened, Howard said the monkey got scared and attacked her again. This time she was bitten on the arm and hand and also scratched on the left side of her face.
"I cried for the first 24 hours not going to lie, vanity, God forgive me," she said. "But I'm getting over it. It will go away."
Howard refused medical treatment at the scene but told a deputy she would go to the hospital to be evaluated.
The Okeechobee County Sheriff's Office said they contacted local animal control and the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission about the incident.
FWC is investigating the case. No charges have been filed at this time.
Home Depot worker attacked by spider monkey in Okeechobee County
OKEECHOBEE, Fla. - A Home Depot worker in Okeechobee County was bitten multiple times after a woman’s pet spider monkey escaped from her truck earlier this week.
The sheriff’s office said they were dispatched to the store, located at 2700 Highway 441 South, on Monday at 1:53 p.m.
The monkey’s owner, Tina Ballard, told a deputy that she left her pet in her truck on a leash while she went inside the store.
However, the spider monkey managed to escape the vehicle, attacking a female employee at the Home Depot.
The worker who was attacked, Marilyn Howard, told a deputy that she was taking a break outside the store when she heard some of her coworkers yelling about a monkey.
According to the deputy’s report, Howard said she first thought it was joke. Later, she then spotted the spider monkey walking down the parking lot toward her with its leash still on.
"I reached down and she (the spider monkey) reached up and grabbed my hand, so gentle, so cute," Howard recalled.
Howard said she approached it and managed to grab it by the leash, but it climbed on her and bit her twice on the back.
The monkey then climbed down off of her, and she was able to grab it by its leash again and started walking it to the front of the store.
Apparently, the monkey wasn’t done with his hijinks.
When the store’s front door opened, Howard said the monkey got scared and attacked her again. This time she was bitten on the arm and hand and also scratched on the left side of her face.
"I cried for the first 24 hours not going to lie, vanity, God forgive me," she said. "But I'm getting over it. It will go away."
Howard refused medical treatment at the scene but told a deputy she would go to the hospital to be evaluated.
The Okeechobee County Sheriff's Office said they contacted local animal control and the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission about the incident.
FWC is investigating the case. No charges have been filed at this time.
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Wow what an ass. Monkeys, dogs, whatever the fuck you have don't leave your damn pets in the car.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...octors-having-foot-long-aubergine-rectum.html
A Chinese man who had an aubergine stuck in his body claimed that he had inserted the vegetable into his rectum in a bid to cure his constipation.
The large vegetable had apparently moved up along the 50-year-old man's intestines before reaching his upper abdomen, according to the hospital.
Doctors claimed when they found the aubergine, it had nearly reached the patient's heart.
According to Kan Kan News, the man went to the hospital on May 30 - two days after he had put the vegetable into his body.
He said he had been unable to retrieve it by himself.
The 50-year-old claimed to have suffered constipation for four days before he attempted to cure it with the vegetable, also known as an eggplant.
He told the doctors he thought the vegetable could act as a laxative to increase his bowel movement.
However, the eggplant ended up going up along his intestines before getting lodged in his upper abdomen.
The man underwent surgery and had the aubergine removed whole.
The report also claimed that the unnamed man had suffered swelling and pain in his stomach for two days before being admitted into the hospital.
A medical report stated doctors performed a CT scan on the patient.
The examination confirmed that the patient had a foot-long foreign object in the upper abdomen.
An X-ray also showed that the object had got stuck in a diagonal position. The man's lungs were inflamed as a result.
The man is reportedly recovering after the surgery.
A Chinese man who had an aubergine stuck in his body claimed that he had inserted the vegetable into his rectum in a bid to cure his constipation.
The large vegetable had apparently moved up along the 50-year-old man's intestines before reaching his upper abdomen, according to the hospital.
Doctors claimed when they found the aubergine, it had nearly reached the patient's heart.
According to Kan Kan News, the man went to the hospital on May 30 - two days after he had put the vegetable into his body.
He said he had been unable to retrieve it by himself.
The 50-year-old claimed to have suffered constipation for four days before he attempted to cure it with the vegetable, also known as an eggplant.
He told the doctors he thought the vegetable could act as a laxative to increase his bowel movement.
However, the eggplant ended up going up along his intestines before getting lodged in his upper abdomen.
The man underwent surgery and had the aubergine removed whole.
The report also claimed that the unnamed man had suffered swelling and pain in his stomach for two days before being admitted into the hospital.
A medical report stated doctors performed a CT scan on the patient.
The examination confirmed that the patient had a foot-long foreign object in the upper abdomen.
An X-ray also showed that the object had got stuck in a diagonal position. The man's lungs were inflamed as a result.
The man is reportedly recovering after the surgery.
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I'm guessing it missed the stomach acid.
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Well, I suppose a colostomy would technically relieve constipation...permanently.
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Talk about a pain in the ass. What made this man think sticking an eggplant up his bum would relieve constipation? What, he expected to stretch his ass out enough?
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He's lying about the reason. China has as many laxatives and enemas as anywhere else.
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Im pretty sure there are ancient chinese herbal medicine that would make you shit your pants with one taste.
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I hope it was a Japanese eggplant at least, they're more slender.
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Where did he get the idea that a eggplant will be a laxative
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ouch....
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There are lots of smart Chinese, but the culture doesn't really allow for free thought or innovation. This is why they can copy an iPhone but still use weird traditional forms of "medicine."
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He forgot ancient Chinese saying for sweet and sour bowel movements.
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Seriously, what is up with that age demographic and shoving stuff up their ass. Where I work, I've seen a lot of items that came outta asses, and they are always men from that age demographic. I've seen everything from cucumbers, to aerosol cans, to glass bottles. I've also heard stories of corn, magazines, and even the fabled gerbil.