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Whats a holodomor?

Ukraine refused to allow communism to destroy their national identity. The communist government tried to outlaw everything Ukranian possible, including the language, and eventually decided to just outlaw the Ukranians through a combination of making the farmers grow crops that wouldn't grow in Ukraine and taking away as much machinery as possible. They were still expected to meet previous harvest quotas.

Communist fanboys will call this a "mistake in planning".

The communist plan to starve the Ukrainians to heel and make them trade their individuality for moldy sawdust bread and shoes in the wrong sizes fell somewhat apart when the rest of the country experienced a famine as well; what should have been a "shitty year for farmers" due to weather was turned into starvation crisis by mismanagement (in delicious irony, said mismanagement included "trying to starve the farmers in one of your most fertile regions by ensuring crop failures". WOOPS). The Soviets required grain shipments from the Evil Capitalist United States to bail them out.

The Communists didn't let this opportunity go to waste though. After gutting the region of infrastructure and machinery, in the middle of this famine, the Communist government decided that Ukraine was hiding food, so they proceeded to send patrols around to confiscate any food stores they could find and "collectivize" them - AKA ship them back to Moscow.

Soviet scientists had predicted poor harvests in the '32-33 years had been predicted years earlier. Knowing Stalin, it was very possible that Stalin knew about coming perfect storm and proceeded anyway. Its possible he only proceeded because a famine was predicted.

In summation, the only thing Communism is better at than Capitalism is killing communists.
 
Damn why are these losers communist all the communist states failed or just pay lip service.

Fuck i ve been to russia, vietnam, china etc. The dream of the workers paradise died before these fuckers were even born.
 
That reminds me. Also I hate you for reminding me.

I have a friend who has a bunch of SA bodyhorror stories that he used to use to gross people out on forums. He still gets mileage out of it to this very day by using it to spam text-to-speech functions on streams. He sent me the full set not to long ago, coincidentally enough.

Remember: these are all genuine posts that were written by Something Awful users at some point. Actual people wrote this and didn't think they sounded like a self-imposed slasher movie in written form.
I dont think that's even just like, the second or third time Ive read goons shoving things into their dicks. Dudes, youre supposed to shove your dick into things, not the other way around! Goons are fucking idiots.
 
Damn why are these losers communist all the communist states failed or just pay lip service.

Fuck i ve been to russia, vietnam, china etc. The dream of the workers paradise died before these fuckers were even born.

But that wasn't true communism you see. If it was TRUE communism they would have been utopias. Obviously they will get it right this time,so they should be put in charge.

Don't forget Venezuela

Its always really fun to read stories about Soviets getting the wool pulled from their eyes w/r/t the west.
There is a ex-KGB officer who was stationed in India. He realized that the Soviet plans for post-revolution India were to kill all the local communist activists (because they would have shown themselves as anti-authority) and assure all the local businessmen that they would be made full members of the new Communist party.
 
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the SA zeitgeist is "if you ain't coastal big city you aint shit" but every goon mod is from some podunk no one's ever heard of

And if they do live in a coastal big city they either live with their mammy or in a fleabag apartment with a few roomies as worthless as they are, and they work some shit service job so they can't even afford to go to the trendy immigrant run restaurants that liberals can't seem to ever shut up about.
 
The SA zeitgeist is (and always has been) "We are a bunch of internet losers desperately trying to be cool.. on the internet!"

It was kind to be expected when the userbase was in it's early 20s but now it's just sad.

I always thought it was "we are a bunch of internet losers" full stop, the site's funniest when no one takes themselves seriously.
 
I always thought it was "we are a bunch of internet losers" full stop, the site's funniest when no one takes themselves seriously.

Now it takes itself incredibly serious and fighting against imagined oppression and petty feuds that seem like wars to the userbase. When the end comes for SA, it will be a mercy
 
I always thought it was "we are a bunch of internet losers" full stop, the site's funniest when no one takes themselves seriously.

This is pretty much it. I don't need, or WANT the website that was founded on poking fun at EVERYTHING on internet and other, which includes creating a fuckton of 9/11 gifs the day of, trying to transform into some guiding paragon of morality on the internet. There was so much hilarious stuff that came out of the old SA. The fact that even Lowtax is kowtowing to this group, is both hilarious and sad.
 
I'm really surprised nobody has brought this up yet. Lowtax posted an extremely retarded opinion regarding today's suicide of Anthony Bourdain and got ratio'd to hell on Twitter. According to him, Anthony Bourdain is an asshole because he killed himself despite having a child.

Those 121 replies are almost unanimously telling him to shut the fuck up.

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He's definitely not mad though.

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He halfheartedly backpedals like a coward, like many people here have said he can't admit fault even in the face of overwhelming wrongdoing.

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