Surgery [9 June 18] Rotten snatch photo, 2 weeks post-op - Viewer discretion!

[nonnewtonian]

Spoiler: nsfw

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS, KIWI-BOY!

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

There goes the last lingering threat of my heterosexuality.

 

[Ravenor]

Last night I was at a party and got up quite hungover, and I wake up to this.... my hangover is now cured but replaced with a sense of ever-growing dread.

Seriously I know people heal at different rates but THAT is categorically not normal.

 

[Zaragoza]

Sweet jesus I can fucking smell that picture

I can smell the rancid smell of puss and decaying pieces of flesh from here.

 

[MG 620]

How long until he regrets this and actually tries to kill himself?

He won't. For some insane reason he loves himself way too much.

 

[Slowboat to China]

Spoiler

Man, the Shoop da Whoop/Lazer meme has really fallen to dark places since its heyday ...

Also, for a name for this monstrosity, I suggest El Hechizado. Disgusting, dribbling, and never going to reproduce.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Good Lord, just when I think that Phil cannot get anymore disgusting and idiotic, I am consistently proven wrong.

I wouldn't be surprised if he dies of sepsis or buyer's remorse-induced suicide by the end of the year, and that is sad.

The saddest part of this whole thing is that Phil has been spending the better part of a decade building up to this moment. He should be feeling all victorious, and I'd half-expected him to be gloating about how he "defeated the Kiwis" because he finally successfully mutilated himself. And yet we hear nothing of the sort, just more Australatina sperging for the most part.

The fact that not a single one of the troons have given him any asspats and that Phil is retreating deeper into his autistic Banana Republic fantasies instead of attempting to assert some sense of achievement or victory is telling.

As others have stated, Phil may finally be driven to suicide at this point and its entirely his fault. Before, I had always considered Phil to be the kind who would threaten suicide for pity or attention but never go through with it, and his past behaviors backed up such considerations. Now, I don't know.

Phil is on borrowed time now more than ever, and he may as well have dug his own grave when he got the crotch wound.

I hate being this wrong this often.

And for all we know, since Phil's not getting those delicious asspats, or troons/sjws telling him he's a brave woman, alongside Phil not trying to make a news story out of this, maybe he finally ended up self reflecting the shitty life of his and is now secretly regretting the entire ordeal, wishing he still had his microdick. Hell probably start to demand people.praise him on Facebook soon by spamming the shit out of his status walls alongside his friends walls trying to desperately get praise and validation that he's finally a woman. Never happening though

 

[The Dude]

As a new Phil “Observer” and a complete fraud of a Doctor. Depending how much was spent on the surgery it looks like our little friend here cheaped out on a snatch. Not that I am any expert in this feld of fake pusspuss. It’s not the 80’s or 90’s anymore you can get that surgery done right for good money. (Phil is using the capitalistic model in fake vaginas. Shit sucked and was very expensive now you can get it for not as expensive and kinda ok. Should have sprung for the Coach Plus fake vagina)

Phil didn't pay for it. The tax payers of Oregon did.

 

[MG 620]

The medical waste has been disposed of - at the taxpayers' cost obviously. Phil's dick is no longer with us. May it finally rest in peace.

 

[Owlflaps]

Toxic shock syndrome when?

 

[MG 620]

Toxic shock syndrome when?

For his sake, well before Christmas or Greer will win big again.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

But seriously I'm actually kind of proud of Phil.

His content had been getting a bit stale and dry for a while, and chopping his junk off is him going the extra mile to create fresh content for us.

Thanks Phil!

 

[adorable bitch]

I can't get the smell of rotting fish and decaying corpse out of my nose now.
edit: I can taste it now.

 

[Bigguy28]

So this is how the Great Old Ones will enter our plane.

 

[Dragon Face]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

I'll scream with you.

AAAA̶a̸a̶a̷a̸a̴A̴A̷A̸a̵a̴a̶A̸A̵A̴a̷a̸a̸a̵A̴A̵AA̶a̸a̶a̷a̸a̴A̴A̷A̸a̵AAa̴a̶A̸A̵A̴a̷a̸a̸a̵A̴A̵AA̶a̸a̶a̷a̸a̴A̴A̷A̸a̵AAa̴a̶A̸A̵A̴a̷a̸a̸a̵A̴A̵AA̶Aa̸a̶a̷a̸a̴A̴A̷A̸a̵a̴a̶A̸A̵A̴Aa̷a̸a̸a̵A̴A̵A

 

[Monolith]

I'll scream with you.

AAAA̶a̸a̶a̷a̸a̴A̴A̷A̸a̵a̴a̶A̸A̵A̴a̷a̸a̸a̵A̴A̵AA̶a̸a̶a̷a̸a̴A̴A̷A̸a̵AAa̴a̶A̸A̵A̴a̷a̸a̸a̵A̴A̵AA̶a̸a̶a̷a̸a̴A̴A̷A̸a̵AAa̴a̶A̸A̵A̴a̷a̸a̸a̵A̴A̵AA̶Aa̸a̶a̷a̸a̴A̴A̷A̸a̵a̴a̶A̸A̵A̴Aa̷a̸a̸a̵A̴A̵A

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[Trans Fat 41g]

Spoiler: this reminds me of some good, classical music

It's important to practice good hygiene
At least if you wanna run with my team
I'm bout to get into some shit that I've seen
This fool's breath, I mean so bad it'll melt your ice cream
They say don't say nothing if you can't say nice things
Sittin too close to him it burned(?) like my eyes sting
I try to be subtle, hand him a stick of gum
I was a victim of breath on him
Running his yap about what sets he from
Gotta get some gum gotta get him some
He turned it down, his teeth was brown
Excruciating for him and it was a new sensation
I had to ask the dope to pass the soap
Cuz his toe had the sniff of crustaceans
Or bathrooms in a bus station
He had a can of Olde E and some raisins
Amazing... head to toe B.O.
He didn't know, used to the fragrance
Just as the days went without bathing
He felt manly and not like a maiden
He had one dread, and fungus
Said he worked on peoples' toilets with plungers
Girls let the guy you were with the tongue ya
So guys take your cue from this num-ba(number)
You gotta wash your ass, if you must
You gotta wash your hair, if you must
You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
Or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy

Now at class you need total concentration
But there's kids in the back holdin conversations
Crackin on each other, and neither were poster boys
Both of em smell like the type that soap avoids
Coast and Joy, they leave their absence
One's fool's feet smelled like it struck some matchsticks
Brimstone, girls would never bring him home
I was laughin, then his friend raised his tone
And said, "Bud you rolled all over yourself" "yeaaa"
I know some people your ass should be submerged
Like you need to deal with water cuz you smell like a turd
Wanna cap get some courage, your feet smell lurid
Well look it up
And while you're at it, get a cup
And squeeze the sweat out your sweatshirt and drink it or gargle
You get our vote for most stinkiest
That nigga started thinkin of shit, said I was frail
I said he was stale
Underarms is ripe
Undergarments tight, about to leap out your holy sweats
And we holdin bets, and after this I'm gonna collect
Nigga check, yourself
Respect yourself
And wash your mothafuckin body 'fore your sweatshirt melt
Like radioactive, no lady find you attractive
The funk got you captive
You don't need a map bitch

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Toxic shock syndrome saga.

Better yet, Fournier Gangrene saga.

 

[Odie Esty]

nigga clean your self

 

[Cokeisbetterthenpepsi]

Hm. Anyone else hungry for rotten fish? No? Just me?