[June 11th] Dilation of Stink Ditch - From tumblr

[AZ 594]

NOT SOON ENOUGH

JULLLAAAYYYYYYYYY.

Seriously, it's amazing lolcows have at least 9 lives but this time Phil really is putting himself at just extreme risk with how poorly he takes care of himself.

These tards live in filth, they endured things no sane person would succumb to. They are like cockroaches, and they will outlive mankind, because real people can't possibly live with the conditions they live in daily.

 

[AnOminous]

Nice diagonal slit, Phil.

How comfy are you on that sofa, when there's a drunk housemate who won't give up hogging your bed even after you've had major surgery? Must chafe, knowing your 'girlfriend' doesn't give a flying fuck about you or your recovery, and the 'fascists' you claim to hate are the only ones who pay attention to you.

Thanks for doing all this for our attention. It's amusing.

It’s hilarious that this stupid fat fuck lets a drunk sleep in his bed while he’s recovering from major surgery. You know how to pick some winners, Phil. Enjoy being a cock-free male the rest of your life.

 

[Maggots on a Train]

R.I.P. Tony the Tiger

 

[repentance]

He's not doing it right.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Chris has a bent duck, Phil has a crooked ditch.

 

[Brit Crust]

Is he sticking a Nerf dart up his fake vagoo?

 

[felicity]

My real vagina just closed up out of jealousy. Thanks, Phil.

I think mine just withered away in horror

 

[AF 802]

My only question is, why does he also have a carrot between his legs as well?

 

[Bernard Buttfart]

Pour up (drank)
Headshot (drank)
Sit down (DRANK)
Stand up (DRANK)
Pass out (DRANK)
Wake up (DRANK)
Faded (DRANK)
Faded (D R A N K)

 

[AZ 594]

Is he sticking a Nerf dart up his fake vagoo?

I'm not an expert on tranny vaginas, but what I think happened is he used a real dilator, but it hurt too much so he started using something smaller to try and do the job.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

But what will the rest of the rat king be talking about? It won't be your new stinkditch.

 

[Bassomatic]

Well, it's still probably nicer looking than half the gashes of KF users.

(I feel like I'm beating din din at a shit post this good)

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

He's not doing anything right.

FIXED

 

[Doctor Stan]

Brings a whole new meaning to the Monty Python quote "Tis but a fleshwound"

 

[nvrwastetree]

That dilator looks like a carrot which in turns gives "rabbit hole" a whole new meaning.

Right??? Also, his stinkditch is off center. Yes, Phil, I'm extremely jealious I dont have a festering, rotting, sloughing, gaping wound you call a vagina. Still not a woman Phil, just a man who had his dick surgically removed. I hope you get your dilator stuck up there and try to fish it out with a bat.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

♫ MY SEX CHANGE OPERATION GOT BOTCHED ♫

♫ MY GUARDIAN ANGEL FELL ASLEEP ON THE WATCH ♫

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Now, it looks like a malformed, crotch hair volcano that has an orange missile lodged inside.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I can't believe anyone would willingly click that spoiler to see whatever lies underneath.

 

[Le Pew]

So is it supposed to be crooked? Seems like it's veering off to the right at about a 45 degree angle.

 

[Null]