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The Fatriarchy said:
Of course. But then you randomly decide when to trust what one of them says over the others. That's kind of the problem.
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I want to be super clear that neither of them are trustworthy, and while leaving his young children in the hands of a mop-headed muppet-voiced diaper fetishist is horrifying, and funny, and consistent with other lowtaxisms, it’s also, probably, apocryphal. If you’re under some kind of court order or something where you’re not allowed to laugh at unverified stories, try checking in with the man himself on twitter.
 
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The Fatriarchy said:
Of course. But then you randomly decide when to trust what one of them says over the others. That's kind of the problem.
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Lowtax is a compulsive liar, though. He lied about having a huge unpaid tax bill, he lied about how he met his first wife, he lied about using goon donations to fix the forums, he lied about the USPS fucking up his merch shipments, and he lied about how good of a job Radium was doing (until Radium became a convenient scapegoat). And while Mandy may be a flake, she's never lied about how fucked up her life is, when she's taking her medication that is.

Lowtax is such a fuckup he makes the schizophrenic flat earther who does erotic hypnosis videos look like the lucid and reasonable one!
 
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The forum is buckling under its own fucking weight and the userbase is collapsing.

That faggot will never learn all he cares about is slamming back fistfuls of Ambien and drinking bottles of night train express ..muh fibromylagia.


Furthur more its been documented pretty extensively over the years that he has gotten out of paying a shitload of federal taxes (not just state taxes) with gimmicky shit like loot crates and ycsp shit he doesn't deliver on. There probably milliona of dollars in fraud and fines awaiting him from an IRS audit.




I'm calling first quarter of 2019...SA will collapse much sooner than we think. Its on life support as of now and if the taxman passed the point of early 401k withdraws then its soon.

I want to see lowtax work a real job in my lifetime.
 
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Is it even possible to start working a regular job in your 40s after never having done so? Maybe it's happened before, but I've never seen it. Everyone I've known who was still a non working layabout by 30 pretty much stayed that way. His best bet is to use whatever money he still has left to hire a lawyer to help get on SSI/disability.
 
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I just want to point out that both of Lowtax's daughters have behavioral problems and one refuses to sleep alone and wakes up screaming according to Lowtax. That's common of sexual/physical abuse and since LowT is a lazy cuck that leaves uncle Shmorky.
 
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BleedingGumsGriffy said:
Is it even possible to start working a regular job in your 40s after never having done so? Maybe it's happened before, but I've never seen it. Everyone I've known who was still a non working layabout by 30 pretty much stayed that way. His best bet is to use whatever money he still has left to hire a lawyer to help get on SSI/disability.
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IIRC, Lowtax had some computer janitor type job before giving it all up because SA's income meant he didn't need work at all any more, so fuck that gathering grain bullshit give me my fiddle fuckers to run SA full-time because it was so demanding he couldn't do that and work.

And if the doxx are true, Lowtax's family is weathy. While they're alive, Gramma&Granpa Lowtax aren't going to let their grandkids be homeless. When they aren't, Lowtax will have enough money to keep his lifestyle up for the rest of his life (aka until he ODs on ambien).

negativlad said:
I want to be super clear that neither of them are trustworthy, and while leaving his young children in the hands of a mop-headed muppet-voiced diaper fetishist is horrifying, and funny, and consistent with other lowtaxisms, it’s also, probably, apocryphal. If you’re under some kind of court order or something where you’re not allowed to laugh at unverified stories, try checking in with the man himself on twitter.
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I know some people want us to be the internet's shitposts of record, so while there is no video evidence of Lowtax letting the klurfsman babysit, it was well known Shmorky was a diaper fetishist, and the fact he was allowed around lowtax's daughters at all does not point to Lowtax being a good parent.

Its very likely Shmorky did 'babysit', not in a "Hey Shmorky, watch the kids for the weekend, Wife and I are going out of town" sense, but probably more like "Hey I'm going to go grab something to go for lunch, mind making sure my kids don't kill themselves for 10 minutes so I don't have to load them into the car?"/"I need to work on something, can you keep an eye on the kids for a bit while I'm in the next room?"/"I'm going to take a nap, can you can your girlfriend keep an eye on the girls?" sort of shit. It also sounds like Shmorky wasn't ever really left alone with them, there was someone else around,either Garbage Day or Mandy; I believe even Mandy said as much. So shmorky probably creeped lowtax's daughters out, but never actually touched them.

I mean look at the fact we even have to have this discussion because Lowtax's response wasn't "Once I found out about Dave Bunny, Shmorky was never allowed to be in the same zip code as my children".
 
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Yeah people start over at every age, it's not the norm but it happens. When you're 40 you still have decades in front of you in the sense of working. Shit will also become more and more common in the future.

There's no real proof that Lowtax is a terrible dad but like it has been said he's a liar and we also know that he does everything half-assed and is an astonishingly weak (in values) person, so it's not a stretch to imagine that he's probably not the world's greatest dad. Seeing how his financial future is kinda up in the air (by his own statements) it's already a bit irresponsible to keep producing kids to begin with, as kids are really fucking expensive if you want them to have any kind of future. I have the feeling like with all things Lowtax, there probably was not a lot of planning going into it.

Regarding Shmorky - already associating with somebody like Shmorky is not exactly a sign of good decision making either, kids or not. All the Drama about the breaking up of that friendship also just screamed "white trash drama".
 
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The Fatriarchy said:
You're also basing your condemnation of him over parts of Shmorky's background activity that he supposedly didn't know about til later
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Except Shmorky was a known pedophile/babyfur who was literally drawing piss, shit, and diaper fetish art as far back as the turn of the millennium. Lowtax looked the other way because Shmorky was admittedly very talented with Flash and had a unique art style which in turn was making Lowtax money. Shmorky was given special protection by Lowtax and the mods and anyone posting about the gross things Shmorky did before (and during) his tenure with Something Awful were banned on the spot.

In short, MODS KNEW
 
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Triggered Fivehead said:
"There is a front page?"

User has been banned for this post!
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To be fair, while I don't necessarily think it's banworthy, I do understand getting pissed off about the "there's a front page?" catchphrase. That's where Lowtax and the rest put their "work" into the site, so I can understand getting annoyed when people ignore it and pretend like it didn't even exist.

That being said, Lowtax and the admins overreacted to the stupid meme, just like they overreact to everything.
 
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They did at one point pass around probations for saying "wow, just wow" at some point, as if it wasn't some kind of thing normal human beings said at regular intervals. Overreacting to the mundane is the norm.
 
One of the last times I was active there, they were probating (I don't think they were banning) for starting posts with the word "So", and also for saying "Just gonna leave this here" on imageposts.

That and "no1curr" was a bit of a meme so of course mods were banning for that one.
 
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TheGreatCitracett said:
One of the last times I was active there, they were probating (I don't think they were banning) for starting posts with the word "So", and also for saying "Just gonna leave this here" on imageposts.

That and "no1curr" was a bit of a meme so of course mods were banning for that one.
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no1curr was Ozma's specific little bit of butthurt IIRC. She was the only one allowed to post it. Now you get banned for images of Krusty the Clown.
 
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I remember it got to a point where if you said no1curr in a post, the mods would do a coin toss to see if you'd eat a ban or not.

Of course this wasn't abused to get rid of people the mods disliked...
 
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