Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[LucasSomething]

Please tell me the rumors of Boogie making a boom boom at E3 are just trolling. Part of me feels its shit, and the other of me believes he really did shit.

There is a 4chan story about him doing it years ago but i don't know about this year, i heard nothing but it's not impossible.

Boogie was so fat he was physically incapable of cleaning himself, so he likely used whale sized diapers when he left home. Maybe after losing some weight he might felt confident enough to think he doesn't need them anymore and realized the "shitty" way that he still does.

 

[SiccDicc]

Jesus christ Boogie, your legs. From some live E3 stream.
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When Pixar was designing the residents of Wall-E they asked if Boogie could model for them.

They had to give him his own bench
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How the hell does that hold him? It looks like it shouldn't, but it does.

Is this an advertisement for the couch? Because I'm impressed, I'll buy one if it can survive The Boogie.

 

[BIgBadWolf]

He says hes lost over 100lbs since the surgery right? I'm fucking blown away that he's (allegedly) lost the entire weight of 1 normal person, and is still morbidly obese. He probably weighs more than the 3 people on the other sofa combined.

Its weird seeing him sat near normal sized people, Angry Joe is pretty tubby nowadays, but he looks way slimmer when he's in the same room as Boogie.

Do we know how much he weighted before the surgery? He must've been 600lbs and now close to 350-400lbs.

 

[pr3nt177]

Jesus christ Boogie, your legs. From some live E3 stream.
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Wearing black is so slimming.

 

[TL 611]

Do we know how much he weighted before the surgery? He must've been 600lbs and now close to 350-400lbs.

He weighed 492lbs immediately before the surgery, but he had to lose weight before they'd do it. He says he was 535lbs. I'm assuming they literally will not do the surgery if you're over 500lbs. Assuming he's not lying about his weight loss, that should mean he's like 380lbs which is right in the middle of your ballpark.

Spoiler: sauce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eERPlIdPJtI

He apparently managed to lose 50lbs in 3 weeks before the surgery by sheer will, but he'd only dropped another 100lbs in the SIX MONTH UPDATE. His 6 month update was 4 months ago now, this was his progress then:

Is it me or does he not look any thinner than he does at e3?

^Obviously that's him at e3 today.

In his most recent weight loss update (fucking 3 months ago!) he says that "doctors told him he can exercise one he hit under 400lbs and he's been putting it off." He then tells a story about one of his friends pressuring him to use a treadmill he owns, and he used it for ELEVEN WHOLE MINUTES, for a total of 1/4 mile. He then goes on to say "I'm not proud of making it a quarter mile" while making it very clear he's proud he walked a quarter mile, because before the surgery he couldn't stand for longer than 30 seconds at a time, he likes not having to park in the handicap spots at Walmart anymore .

He also says that he's eating 1800 calories a day, which is something I call buuuuullllshhhiiiit on. 1800calories a meal maybe

 

[pr3nt177]

He weighed 492lbs immediately before the surgery, but he had to lose weight before they'd do it. He says he was 535lbs. I'm assuming they literally will not do the surgery if you're over 500lbs. Assuming he's not lying about his weight loss, that should mean he's like 380lbs which is right in the middle of your ballpark.

Spoiler: sauce

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eERPlIdPJtI

He apparently managed to lose 50lbs in 3 weeks before the surgery by sheer will, but he'd only dropped another 100lbs in the SIX MONTH UPDATE. His 6 month update was 4 months ago now, this was his progress then:
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Is it me or does he not look any thinner than he does at e3?

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^Obviously that's him at e3 today.

In his most recent weight loss update (fucking 3 months ago!) he says that "doctors told him he can exercise one he hit under 400lbs and he's been putting it off." He then tells a story about one of his friends pressuring him to use a treadmill he owns, and he used it for ELEVEN WHOLE MINUTES, for a total of 1/4 mile. He then goes on to say "I'm not proud of making it a quarter mile" while making it very clear he's proud he walked a quarter mile, because before the surgery he couldn't stand for longer than 30 seconds at a time, he likes not having to park in the handicap spots at Walmart anymore .

He also says that he's eating 1800 calories a day, which is something I call buuuuullllshhhiiiit on. 1800calories a meal maybe

Tbf, I wouldn't expect anyone with his weight (and subsequent idleness) to dive headlong into exercising. However, to still use his self-induced weight problems as an excuse not to do some sort of regular gentle exercise to kick start it all is shitty.

To me he doesn't look any different from his pre-op pics. Lard arse doesn't cover it. The weight should be dropping off him if he's sticking to 1800 cals per day.

 

[BIgBadWolf]

He weighed 492lbs immediately before the surgery, but he had to lose weight before they'd do it. He says he was 535lbs. I'm assuming they literally will not do the surgery if you're over 500lbs. Assuming he's not lying about his weight loss, that should mean he's like 380lbs which is right in the middle of your ballpark.

Spoiler: sauce

View attachment 470614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eERPlIdPJtI

He apparently managed to lose 50lbs in 3 weeks before the surgery by sheer will, but he'd only dropped another 100lbs in the SIX MONTH UPDATE. His 6 month update was 4 months ago now, this was his progress then:
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Is it me or does he not look any thinner than he does at e3?

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^Obviously that's him at e3 today.

In his most recent weight loss update (fucking 3 months ago!) he says that "doctors told him he can exercise one he hit under 400lbs and he's been putting it off." He then tells a story about one of his friends pressuring him to use a treadmill he owns, and he used it for ELEVEN WHOLE MINUTES, for a total of 1/4 mile. He then goes on to say "I'm not proud of making it a quarter mile" while making it very clear he's proud he walked a quarter mile, because before the surgery he couldn't stand for longer than 30 seconds at a time, he likes not having to park in the handicap spots at Walmart anymore .

He also says that he's eating 1800 calories a day, which is something I call buuuuullllshhhiiiit on. 1800calories a meal maybe

1800 calories of pure fat and sugar is still 1800 calories. There's definitely something off. If he was actually eating 1800 healthy calories a day (that means no diet coke), he'D be shedding a lot of weight.
What you eat can mean a lot when you're trying to lose wait. Just take the two weeks potato diet for example: you eat only potatoes for 2 whole weeks without eating anything else but you can eat as many potatoes as you want (while being resonable). People usually drop 17-20 lbs during those two or three weeks and that's because they cut on all the bad stuff like sugar, etc.

Tl;dr: If he wanted to lose the weight he'd actually lose it. He's probably doing and thinking the same thing a lot of those undergoing his surgery think: "I'll lose the weight and I won't have to move a finger while doing it, amazing!"

 

[Puta Bruja]

He looks no different than he did 4 months ago in his weight loss update. I am guessing that is why he's not done an update since because he's already given up.

 

[Truth]

I said it before and I’ll say it again. He needs to get rid of all unhealthy food from his house. Ban drinks, crisps, chocolate etc and go on a low carb diet, eat mainly protein(grill chicken), veg, a bit of carbs and drink nothing but water. This alone should make a difference, combine it with some exercise and you can watch the weight melt away. Also if he is too lazy to sort out his meals, he can get a cook in daily to make all his meals for like 3 months.

 

[pr3nt177]

I said it before and I’ll say it again. He needs to get rid of all unhealthy food from his house. Ban drinks, crisps, chocolate etc and go on a low carb diet, eat mainly protein(grill chicken), veg, a bit of carbs and drink nothing but water. This alone should make a difference, combine it with some exercise and you can watch the weight melt away. Also if he is too lazy to sort out his meals, he can get a cook in daily to make all his meals for like 3 months.

Exactly.

He should, at this stage, be uploading vids showing his amazing progress.

 

[Syn]

Exactly.

He should, at this stage, be uploading vids showing his amazing progress.

Not only that he should be improving his dental hygiene and shaving that beard (haircut too would be a plus). He constantly makes excuses about his problems and he acknowledges that they are no excuses to not improving, but hes doing absolute minimal to actually change anything.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

They had to give him his own bench
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Also I can't believe Angry Joe is a guest on Geoff Keighley's show considering their history.

Lol they give airtime to youtube dramawhore autists, silly me for thinking that show couldn't be any more of a joke already.

 

[Traditional Tet]

Lol they give airtime to youtube dramawhore autists, silly me for thinking that show couldn't be any more of a joke already.

Didn't you get 'famous' for impersonating a YouTube dramawhore autist?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Didn't you get 'famous' for impersonating a YouTube dramawhore autist?

My fame is mostly from drawing erotic fanart, and from poorly impersonating a black man on a phone call once.

 

[Barbarella]

Look at that picture of Boogie at E3. He’s filthy. He has a green shirt, and it’s covered with stains and dribbles down the front. He clearly is still eating, and hurriedly enough so that food doesn’t stay in his mouth, like every fatty on this board.

He’s got two people leaning in to take a photo and they probably couldn’t wait to get away.

 

[Kiras left nipple]

Look at that picture of Boogie at E3. He’s filthy. He has a green shirt, and it’s covered with stains and dribbles down the front. He clearly is still eating, and hurriedly enough so that food doesn’t stay in his mouth, like every fatty on this board.

He’s got two people leaning in to take a photo and they probably couldn’t wait to get away.

Those two people aint leaning, gravity belongs to boogie now.... it took his wife years to hit escape velocity....

 

[Xanax]

it’s covered with stains and dribbles down the front.

It's from all the tongue-kissing with Francis fangirls

 

[Traditional Tet]

It's from all the tongue-kissing with Francis fangirls

People can downvote this comment all they want, but Boogie2988 can have access to my holes anytime.

 

[Mr. 0]

People can downvote this comment all they want, but Boogie2988 can have access to my holes anytime.

He'll never get there, his penis has most likely shriveled from lack of access and what's left over most likely claimed by his folds

unless of course you're into hand and mouth stuff

 

[Truth]

He'll never get there, his penis has most likely shriveled from lack of access and what's left over most likely claimed by his folds

unless of course you're into hand and mouth stuff

Boogie is definetly into mouth stuff. Traditional Tet how do you feel about someone eating your ass? I’m sure boogie will love to since he gets to eat some fresh chocolate to if he is “lucky”.