Richard "Terra" Jones / Fire / Buffalo Bill / Lightning Princess / Leslie Eclaire / Stilanas - pedo former teacher, melted plastic bag lookalike, poop/bbw dwarf fetish, masturbating driver

[Disgruntled Pupper]

How cute, Rich managed to get someone to pay a little attention to him for once.

You can feel his rage and desperation as he makes what he thinks is this grandiose and powerful statement that no one will care about. He's going to kill himself because people on the internet told him he was being a jackass (when he was being a jackass no less), and he thinks that threat will spur some nonexistent authority figure or moral outrage that will tell us to stop being mean. Sorry Rich, it isn't going to happen, and no one cares if you or every other person on here kills themselves, because mature adults recognize that killing yourself because the world isn't nice enough is fucking retarded.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

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"My name is Terra Jones and Kiwi Farms killed me."

And the world would give as little of a shit about us or her then as it does now.

Like, sincerely, does she think that the suicide of a chronically unemployed failure would be the big catalyst that'd finally take us down? Like everyone's ignored her all her life, but killing herself over internet drama would magically amount to anyone caring?

The closest thing she had to connections of influence is squatting in someone else's home because they were ousted from their own hotline for doing exactly what we accused them of doing.

Legit, if Terra offs herself over internet drama, that really would just be the cherry on top. Her entire life has been a series of pointless and ill-advised gestures that are ignored by everyone. Her death being the same would be almost poetic if it wasn't so damn cringey.

 

[repentance]

"My name is Terra Jones and Kiwi Farms killed me."

Apparently people saying mean things about you online is more reason to kill yourself than job and housing stability created by your own real world actions.

 

[UncleTusky]

Richard is the last person alive who should make these accusations. His online persona called for death to Israel and executing the rich, to say nothing of his incredibly creepy/pedo posts, all while holding a regular job as a Special Ed teacher.

Like, sincerely, does she think that the suicide of a chronically unemployed failure would be the big catalyst that'd finally take us down? Like everyone's ignored her all her life, but killing herself over internet drama would magically amount to anyone caring?

He faked his own death ~2 years ago after weeks of suicide baiting and even his "friends" didn't care enough to call his bluff

Joking aside, I think most people realize Richard's way too self centered to ever follow through on these threats and tune them out accordingly

 

[Rabbit Bones]

His name was Richard Jones, and he died as he lived. A cringey faggot.

 

[Positron]

Richard lifted some shit from the convenient store which had the store clerk coming after him yelling CONDOM! CONDOM!

I'm sure Kjel and Pajeet would give you their plot of wasteland free of charge. Go ahead! Live your dream! bring forth Utopia!

 

[Manapan]

How many times do you have to hear this, Terra? If you kill yourself, it is your fault and nobody else's. Your constant suicide baiting makes me sick. Grow the fuck up and either get actual help (not your typical psych ward vacation) or just do the flip you've been threatening.

If you decide to finally do it (mind you, I didn't say "when" because I fully believe you're too narcissistic to actually do it unless it's an accident like Lizzy's was), let me tell you what will happen. Your "friends" will make a few posts on social media pretending to be sad you're gone but actually begging for sympathy asspats for themselves. Then after a couple of weeks, nobody but your family will even remember you. And probably not fondly at that once the initial shock and grief have passed. Do them a favor and leave a will and a clean apartment.

 

[Angry New Ager]

He is so full of shit.

Oh, I believe he's miserable, all right. I can also believe he's toyed with the idea of killing himself because he can't see any easy way out of the self-inflicted disaster that is his life.

But here's the thing: if he really wanted to kill himself, he'd just fucking do it, by whatever means were at his disposal. Saying he'll only do it if he gains access to a handgun--while at the same time making a point of refusing to own one or associate with people who do--is a hollow threat.

I kinda doubt Anthony Bourdain, Kate Spade, L'Wren Scott, Chris Cornell, Chester Bennington, Alexander McQueen, Michael Hutchence, David Foster Wallace, or Robin Williams thought, "Yeah, hanging myself--that's how I want to go out, man. I'm just waiting until I'm alone with a rope to do it." Any one of them could easily have gained access to other methods. But in the end, they were each so desperate to do the deed in that last anguished, lonely moment, and everybody's got some means at hand to hang themselves,--so that's what they did. Hanging's clean, quiet, unobtrusive, undramatic, unglamorous, and even pitiful, but none of them cared because it required no advance planning and it got the job done.

In the meantime, Richard still walks among us, fantasizing about a dramatic, messy exit by specific means, and how, in the end, he will get his final vengeance on Kiwi Farms for mocking him in his folly. Bull fucking shit he's going to kill himself. Not anytime soon, at any rate. And if he ever does end up desperate and hopeless enough to go through with it? He'll hang himself, because that'll be the easiest, quickest, cheapest means at his disposal.

 

[Positron]

Well, someone already "took revenge" of the Farms by shearing his dick off. Of course Richard needs to step up the game.

 

[Null]

I made a tweet for this.



It actually really boils my blood that someone is so fucking petty that they'd consider extinguishing their own life just to have a shot at fucking with people they don't know. Because that's what this is. The KF didn't inflict any harm on Terra that them just being themselves didn't do already, but they'd try to lay the foundation for some bullshit government inquiry out of their own brainmatter and spite. At least that's what they want to say.

You want some man to man advice, mate? Once I realized I was suicidal at work with what I had, I decided I was going to live my life without worrying about shit. I quit my job, spent my savings, abandoned my family, alienated everyone I've ever known and I'm happier for it. I've done more than most people do in a lifetime, have lived in 4 different countries, and I'm living in a 5th soon. Develop a talent and let it take you somewhere. Stop sitting inside feeling sorry for yourself.

 

[repentance]

Let's be honest, killing yourself to spite us is about the only way to trump someone chopping off their dick to spite us.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

How many times do you have to hear this, Terra? If you kill yourself, it is your fault and nobody else's. Your constant suicide baiting makes me sick. Grow the fuck up and either get actual help (not your typical psych ward vacation) or just do the flip you've been threatening.

If you decide to finally do it (mind you, I didn't say "when" because I fully believe you're too narcissistic to actually do it unless it's an accident like Lizzy's was), let me tell you what will happen. Your "friends" will make a few posts on social media pretending to be sad you're gone but actually begging for sympathy asspats for themselves. Then after a couple of weeks, nobody but your family will even remember you. And probably not fondly at that once the initial shock and grief have passed. Do them a favor and leave a will and a clean apartment.

This, essentially.
Nobody gave a shit about Terryberry, nobody gave a shit about FuckYou, nobody is going to give a shit about Tommy when his shitlung finally kills him, or when Philthy's crotch wound goes septic and offs him, and nobody would give a shit about Terra.

There is no death that's ever going to make anyone care. Terra could carve "Kiwi Did It" on her torso, walk onto Wrigley Field, and remove her fucking head with a gun. Nobody would give a shit. There'd be a few tweets, some "thoughts and prayers", and not a single person would be arrested. The world would take 6 days to forget it forever.
That's it. No "Terra's Law", no sweeping policy change, no big FBI investigation, nothing. Just another dead, broke, tranny and not a person alive to care.

 

[Positron]

Maybe he can shoot up his sex club and say Kiwi Farms made him do that? His merry band of troons may use the incident as the excuse to get Trump impeached!

 

[The I Scream Man]

Shut the fuck up Dickard

 

[repentance]

Good to see that he's still got the spoons to post his hot takes on Greta's timeline.

 

[Jaimas]

Richard is a serial fuck-up who has managed to systemically alienate, anger, and betray every single person who has ever had the misfortune of being involved with him somehow. There's times his story would come across as touching, even tragic, but the motherfucker's the architect of his own fate. He never accepts responsibility for his actions, never meaningfully does anything to improve himself, never even pretends to understand the basics of cause and effect.

There are six-year-olds that take more personal fucking responsibility than Richard does, and come across as less spiteful. It's fucking surreal.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

If you're a tranny who doesn't want to go to male jail, here's one simple trick.

Stop breaking the fucking law.

 

[Gone_Fission]

The tranny that got thrown into man jail in Philly was trying to burn a flag using a can of paint thinner in an extremely crowded area where people could have been injured.

http://6abc.com/police-woman-tried-to-burn-flag-amid-pride-parade-crowd-(video)/3589673/

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Haha imagine being a spectator to that bewildering suicide

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Hi Richard, I know you’re reading this.

You know how troons keep making these “hundreds of trans people are dying every daaaaaay!” posts? You know how you don’t know who those people are and don’t even think to find out? That’s what happens if you off yourself. You become another anonymous statistic used by other self-centered troons for e-begging. You won’t be a martyr. The world will just see you as another fuck-up who couldn’t hack adult life, the way you secretly see yourself.

Also, you could use a gun, but we’ve always recommended bleach.