Social Media Indians - DESIGNATED SHITTING THREAD

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Saw this on 4chan.

 

[XYZpdq]

a batista choke slam

 

[Male Idiot]

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Apparently, eating cow shit is pretty common over there. I saw a couple articles and it seems like our friend Vijay is not alone.

also heres a picture of him drinking cow piss straight from the source, I'll spoiler it so you've been warned

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https://www.bloomberg.com/news/arti...rine-can-sell-for-more-than-tard cum-in-india
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com...s-ayurvedic-pharmacy/articleshow/62795369.cms
http://www.techtimes.com/articles/220627/20180208/cow-urine-now-being-sold-health-drink-india.htm

Just pack of parcel of piss in London!
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-35749269

Cow urine sold alongside food in London shops
By Sejal AsarBBC Asian Network

• 10 March 2016

Image captionBottles found in shops were labelled in Hindi as being "for religious purposes"
Cow urine is being sold alongside food in convenience stores in London against environmental health advice, the BBC's Asian Network has found.

The liquid is used by worshippers in some Hindu ceremonies - although it is illegal to sell for human consumption in England.

Known as gau mutra, it was found in several shops which also sold food.

The Chartered Institute of Environmental Health warned against its sale where food was present.

All the bottles found by the BBC had a label in Hindi which said they contained cow urine intended "for religious purposes".

'Buyer's choice'

In one shop urine bottles were displayed under a shelf of naan bread.

One worker in a shop in Greenwich said: "Hindus come in to buy it for religious reasons, if a baby is born it may be used during a religious ceremony in the house for good luck."

A Hare Krishna temple in Watford, Bhaktivedanta Manor, has a dairy farm which also produces the urine for worshippers.

Managing director Gauri Das said the temple had been selling cow urine since the early seventies.

"There has been a demand from the South Asian background. They use it for puja's [religious ritual], medicinal purposes or even cleaning in order to purify things," he said.

"I don't sell it [the urine] for human consumption.

"It is down to the worshipper to do what they want with it."

A Foods Standards Agency (FSA) spokesperson said although it is illegal to sell the urine for human consumption, when applied externally it would not be considered food - although it could be subject to other legislation.

The cow: A sacred animal

Image captionA cow drinks from a lake in Jaipur, India

• The cow is regarded as sacred in the Hindu community
• Slaughtering the animals is banned within some states in India and many Hindus around the world do not eat beef

"If cow urine is on sale for human consumption, the business must be able to prove it is safe," the Chartered Institute of Environmental Health said.

"If the business cannot prove the product is safe then it must not be on sale.

"We would strongly advise not to sell cow urine where food is present."

A Greenwich Borough Council spokesperson said: "Non-food products of animal origin are strictly regulated to prevent consumers from being exposed to harmful diseases.

"We are not aware of any particular premises in the borough where this product is on sale but will investigate immediately upon receipt of further information."


Apparently the homos may not all eat the poopoo, but Doctor Pastor Martin Ssempa was onto something. He just misidentified the culprit who is in truth Pajeet!

An indian doctor tries to argue that this is bullshit (literally).
http://nirmukta.com/2008/10/04/cows-excreta-as-medicine-insult-to-humanity/

Pajeets are not happy in comments.

https://plfilm.net/v-hindus-of-india-drink-cow-s-urine-as-energy-drink-lol-XyK7_CuJg-w.html

Video evidence with Pakisjeets mocking Pajeets for drinking virgin cow urine instead of chad goat urine.

 

[millais]

Catfishing a Pajeet

The response is some cursing in Pajeetspeak. I can only recognize "motherfucker" in there

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[Male Idiot]

Somewhat relevant:

 

[Corn Sake]

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

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You should have hid the Twitter name. I found his number in like 3 seconds on a search.

 

[0 0]

A bit of an old, hidden gem, but I was doing a Kitchen Nightmares binge. Y'know, the show where Gordon Ramsay goes to failing restaurants and yells at the owners for being incompetent.

And, fittingly enough, the most revolting, disgusting restaurant I've witnessed on the show belonged to Indian owners.

It begins with the calm before the storm, where they serve Chef Ramsay rotten tomatoes on a dirtied plate, vegetarian foods with meat, and food with unidentifiable meat that was apparently expired, all while he's surrounded by flies. He also forces one of the chefs to eat the food he burnt and served anyway:

Then it begins to go downhill where Chef Ramsay walks in on the head chef deciding to prepare the meals for his customers on the floor and has to be explained (via translator because he doesn't speak English while working in America) that it's unhygenic:

This is all before it completely goes downhill, where Chef Ramsay discovers that there's rats and cockroaches in their food storeroom, that they've been feeding customers rotten and spoiled food, and that the flies he's been finding actually have been breeding in the salad bag that they used to serve Chef Ramsay his salad. Obviously you especially don't want to watch this while eating:

If you're interested in the episode, it's called "Dillons." I think the whole thing is floating around on Youtube if you feel like skipping a few meals.

 

[Corn Sake]

You should have hid the Twitter name. I found his number in like 3 seconds on a search.

Did you call him?

 

[Male Idiot]

Without further comment from reddit: Turns out it is good for something!

Enjoy!

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

A bit of an old, hidden gem, but I was doing a Kitchen Nightmares binge. Y'know, the show where Gordon Ramsay goes to failing restaurants and yells at the owners for being incompetent.

And, fittingly enough, the most revolting, disgusting restaurant I've witnessed on the show belonged to Indian owners.

It begins with the calm before the storm, where they serve Chef Ramsay rotten tomatoes on a dirtied plate, vegetarian foods with meat, and food with unidentifiable meat that was apparently expired, all while he's surrounded by flies. He also forces one of the chefs to eat the food he burnt and served anyway:

Then it begins to go downhill where Chef Ramsay walks in on the head chef deciding to prepare the meals for his customers on the floor and has to be explained (via translator because he doesn't speak English while working in America) that it's unhygenic:

This is all before it completely goes downhill, where Chef Ramsay discovers that there's rats and cockroaches in their food storeroom, that they've been feeding customers rotten and spoiled food, and that the flies he's been finding actually have been breeding in the salad bag that they used to serve Chef Ramsay his salad. Obviously you especially don't want to watch this while eating:

If you're interested in the episode, it's called "Dillons." I think the whole thing is floating around on Youtube if you feel like skipping a few meals.

Whew, sounds like these guys were fresh off the boat. I wonder how they managed to afford a restaurant in the west? I don't know about rotten food, but I do know that cooking on the floor and rodents/bugs wandering around the kitchen aren't uncommon in Indian restaurants that aren't for tourists.

While we're on the topic of Indians and food...
https://www.indiatoday.in/mail-toda...aurants-momos-contamination-291459-2015-05-29

Underlining that street food and hygiene have always been strange bedfellows, the study by Institute of Hotel Management, Catering and Nutrition, Pusa, shows extremely high volume of E. coli bacteria, which can cause severe infections, in these snacks.

POO IN THE VINDALOO

 

[millais]

social media is killing pajeets in the streets

India WhatsApp 'child kidnap' rumours claim two more victims
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-44435127

Abijeet Nath (L) and Nilotpal Das (R) stopped to ask for directions when a mob attacked them

Indian police have arrested 16 people after two men became the latest victims of hysteria over WhatsApp rumours of child kidnappers.

The men had stopped to ask directions in north-eastern Assam state when they were beaten to death by a large mob.

Rumours of child kidnappings are spreading across India over WhatsApp, and have already led to the deaths of seven other people in the past month.

Police say it is proving hard to debunk the messages on social media.

The two latest victims have been identified as Nilotpal Das, an audio engineer and Abijeet Nath, a digital artist - both residents of Guwahati, the largest city in Assam.

Police say the pair were attacked when they stopped at a village to ask for directions. Residents reportedly believed they were "kidnappers" they had been warned about on WhatsApp.

A video of the attack went viral over the weekend, where one of the men can be seen pleading for his life. On Sunday, students and activists filled the streets of Guwahati to protest against the killings.

People are citing a video that is being spread on WhatsApp that purportedly shows a child being abducted.

In Bangalore, where two people were killed last month, a local showed BBC correspondent Dan Johnson the video on his mobile phone. In it, two men on a motorcycle pull up to a group of children. One of them grabs a child and they ride off.

But the video is not real. It's not even from India. An unedited version of the video shows it is a child safety film from Pakistan, designed to create awareness. The last segment of the video, which shows one of the men holding up a sign that explains the incident, has been edited out in the version being spread on WhatsApp.

The video is accompanied by text messages that talk about "kidnappers" arriving in the city with the aim of snatching children.

Though it was initially spread via the messaging app, the panic was further fuelled when some regional media channels picked up the rumours, lending them credibility.

This has prompted locals to attack those who look unfamiliar or cannot speak the regional language.

"When rumours start circulating on social media, it takes some time to stop them completely," senior Assam police official Mukesh Agarwal told BBC Hindi's Dilip Kumar Sharma, adding that police were watching various social media sites to try to stop the spread of the messages.

Officials elsewhere in India have urged people not to believe messages linked to child abductions.

Last month, police in the southern city of Hyderabad marched alongside residents with loudspeakers chanting "don't believe the rumours".

In Tamil Nadu state, where a string of violent incidents has been reported in recent months, authorities have begun awareness drives to counter the rumours.

In other southern states like Karnataka, police have set up social media control rooms from where they monitor posts, viral messages and videos.

Police in Telangana have issued warnings and have also arrested people who circulated false video messages online.

So far, officials are yet to find any incidents of child abduction related to the spate of messages and videos being shared online.

Deaths linked to WhatsApp rumours
April: A man in the southern state of Tamil Nadu is beaten to death by a mob after he is seen aimlessly wandering the streets

May:

• A 55-year old woman in Tamil Nadu is lynched for giving sweets to children; police arrest 30 people
• A man in the southern state of Andhra Pradesh is lynched for speaking Hindi and not the local language, Telugu
• A man in neighbouring Telengana is killed by a mob while entering a mango orchard at night
• Another man in Telengana is lynched when visiting a village to see his relatives
• A man in the southern city of Bangalore, who had moved there recently, is tied up with rope and beaten to death with cricket bats
• A transgender woman is lynched in Hyderabad

June: Two men are lynched in north-eastern Assam after stopping their car to ask for directions

 

[momomoguri]

I'm surprised no one brought this up yet, but it's easily my favorite fact about Indians and the internet.

Indians have this strange culture in which they wish everybody on their whatsapp contact list a good morning. They're usually images like this.

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So every morning, every Indian's phone blows the fuck up with just hundreds of these good morning pictures, and the best part is that they take it very seriously?? There are people who will get angry if you don't send one back and some will go as far as to call you to ask if you've already seen it. Modi, India's Prime minister, is known for throwing a hissyfit about his co-workers not responding. No-one is safe.

https://www.khaleejtimes.com/international/india/modi-upset-with-no-response-togood-morning-messages

That's already pretty awful, but it gets worse. I'm not really tech savvy, so excuse my rudimentary explanation. To my understanding, whatsapp saves all the pictures you receive kinda like skype, so one in three Indian smartphone users run out of space on their phones DAILY. It got so bad that Google developed an AI app to automatically delete good morning pictures from Indians' phones. Over ten million downloads.

https://www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/ind...-due-to-daily-good-morning-messages-1.3773597

But we're not even at the best part yet. These good morning images not only affect millions of Indians, but the entire world as well. Because hundred of millions of good morning images are being sent back and forth all at once, it clogs up whatsapp servers and causes the app to freeze entirely.

https://www.indiatimes.com/technolo...ing-messages-it-just-can-t-handle-338246.html

https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-in...ing-millions-of-good-morning-texts-1516640068

india is surreal.

 

[Noose]

imagine an indian elliot rodger that drove around in one of those nissans you see indians driving shooting females for not sending bobs and vagene pics

 

[Furina]

imagine an indian elliot rodger that drove around in one of those nissans you see indians driving shooting females for not sending bobs and vagene pics

Indian Elliot Roger's manifesto would be some pretty decent reading material. None of this whiney, boohoo-pity-me, incel crap and more broken English, cultural misunderstandings, and random digressions about cows.

 

[Big Nasty]

My impression of India and it's neighbouring countries is that they are very violent societies, with Afghanistan being the worst. Men beat other men, women, children and animals. Women beat other women, children and animals. Children beat other children and animals.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

My impression of India and it's neighbouring countries is that they are very violent societies, with Afghanistan being the worst. Men beat other men, women, children and animals. Women beat other women, children and animals. Children beat other children and animals.

Kinda sorta. That's how it usually is in poor countries with lousy police forces. The citizens aren't barbarians but they can definitely get away with more than they could in the west.

 

[millais]

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-44517922

Violence over a Facebook name
Dalit and upper-caste men attacked each other in a town in Gujarat after 22-year-old Maulik Jadav decided to add a suffix to his first name on his Facebook profile.

Mr Jadav, a Dalit, changed his name to include "sinh" - a suffix that is traditionally used by an upper-caste community in the state.

"I changed my name from 'Maulik' to 'Mauliksinh' thinking we are free to keep the name of our choice," Mr Jadav is quoted as saying in the Hindustan Times newspaper. He added that he received threats on Facebook and over the phone. "They told me to remove 'sinh' from my name or to face the consequences."

The threats turned into violence when a group of men attacked Mr Jadav at his home the following day, leading to Dalit residents retaliating by storming the house of an upper-caste Hindu man.

lol, caste discrimination goes digital

 

[The Great Citracett]