Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[The Telomerase Truth]

She wrote a novel length (Supposedly) fanfic of Clay Aiken in Yugi-Oh with psychotic traits? Can anyone find this, I'm highly curious as to the awful quality of it if fanfic readers said it was melodramatic.

Believe I found it. I originally started searching for Clay Aiken Yu Gi Oh fanfic in Google but mainly saw songfics. I then decided to search for Yu Gi Oh Stephanie Cianfriglia in case she mentioned her real name.

I was not disappointed.

This is a comment she made regarding the story's unfinished sequel. And, of course, she has to advertise her future book. From what little I read of the story, it's bad.

Here is the story: https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/aik...t-the-clouds-nc-17-complete-1-21-06-t889.html

Here is the sequel: https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/aik...gels-nc-17-sequel-to-satc-note-3-26-t969.html

 

[sheephead]

2006? This bitch has been determined to become a popular author for a long time but now, at the age of 30, the only thing she's known for are her killer ghost sex delusions and her obsessions with labels.

If her writing can be considered popular it's not for the reason she wants it to anyway. If she wasn't so bonkers and shitty in character I would feel sorry for her. Maybe.

 

[GayDemiBoy]

Believe I found it. I originally started searching for Clay Aiken Yu Gi Oh fanfic in Google but mainly saw songfics. I then decided to search for Yu Gi Oh Stephanie Cianfriglia in case she mentioned her real name.

I was not disappointed.

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This is a comment she made regarding the story's unfinished sequel. And, of course, she has to advertise her future book. From what little I read of the story, it's bad.

Here is the story: https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/aik...t-the-clouds-nc-17-complete-1-21-06-t889.html

Here is the sequel: https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/aik...gels-nc-17-sequel-to-satc-note-3-26-t969.html

Oh what a glorious world we live in. Just reading the prologue it's dry boring and melodramatic with some shit killing himself in front of his mom.

 

[Slutpuppies]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but the sheer audacity of her comparing herself to E.L. James is crazy. I don't think 50 Shades is good, but it's undeniably successful.

Can you imagine a book of her self-insert having sexy times with her truly real really dead ghost lovers?

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

I traced her old usernames and found a lot. She used to crush on Michael Myers (from the Halloween movies) and Clay Aiken, then discovered Heath Ledger. She was ~19, so likely a sophomore in college when these messages were posted.

Spoiler: Clay Aiken Stuff

Spoiler: Michael Myers Stuff

Spoiler: Stephanie's Oft-Referenced Fantasy Novel

Of course, one of her crushes, Michael Myers, breaks into her totally-not-derivative fantasy world and shatters believability.

Spoiler: TROLLS

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but the sheer audacity of her comparing herself to E.L. James is crazy. I don't think 50 Shades is good, but it's undeniably successful.

Can you imagine a book of her self-insert having sexy times with her truly real really dead ghost lovers?

50 Shades at least *tried* to be appealing to the "bdsm so spooky" vanilla soccer mom crowd. Stephanie's writing is just... cringeworthy and bad, throwing fake genders in your face.

 

[lolcow field researcher]

I traced her old usernames and found a lot. She used to crush on Michael Myers (from the Halloween movies) and Clay Aiken, then discovered Heath Ledger. She was ~19, so likely a sophomore in college when these messages were posted.

Spoiler: Clay Aiken Stuff

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Spoiler: Michael Myers Stuff

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Spoiler: Stephanie's Oft-Referenced Fantasy Novel

Of course, one of her crushes, Michael Myers, breaks into her totally-not-derivative fantasy world and shatters believability.
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Spoiler: TROLLS

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what a fucking edgelord

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I've got naught happening, maybe I'll do a dramatic reading of this Clay Aiken x Yu-Gi-Oh thing soon.

I was an absolute slut for My Immortal back in the day after all. How much worse can it be?

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

what a fucking edgelord

At least when you're 15 and you think you look badass it's excusable because you're a kid, but this... If she posts on Twitter that "oh I was just goofing around!" No, you can tell in these pics that she's entirely serious about her omg eyes like an egyptian god, so cool!

 

[lolcow field researcher]

i shudder to think of what she does with those

 

[GayDemiBoy]

i shudder to think of what she does with those

The sort of thing that makes them utterly worthless.

 

[Meowthkip]

Has she posted anything on the new Halloween movie coming out this year? I wonder how she feels about the retcon.

Also I'm a little surprised she didn't go for Freddy Kruger or Dr. Herbert West. They have personality you can at least latch onto.

 

[Kikomi]

what a fucking edgelord

lol she looks like her mom cut her hair in the bathroom because she got bubblegum stuck in it. she looks like a 12 year old that calls people faggots while playing call of duty. 190 pounds my ass, it looks like she’s pushing 250. maybe 240 since she got her uterus removed. this girl lost the genetic lottery so hard that she had to create 4 imaginary boyfriends to make up for the fact that nobody has ever or will ever want to have sex with her. is that facial expression in that last photo supposed to be seductive? intimidating? mysterious? i can’t tell, this girl has the facial expressions of a deer in the headlights having a stroke. she is an absolute blessing to this forum and i am so glad this thread exists.

 

[The Telomerase Truth]

Oh what a glorious world we live in. Just reading the prologue it's dry boring and melodramatic with some shit killing himself in front of his mom.

Truly, we live in the best timeline.

I traced her old usernames and found a lot. She used to crush on Michael Myers (from the Halloween movies) and Clay Aiken, then discovered Heath Ledger. She was ~19, so likely a sophomore in college when these messages were posted.

When you said Michael Myers, I immediately thought of Freddy Kreuger instead and felt disgusted and confused. Then I realized who the fuck you were talking about and felt relieved.

I can't believe I feel relieved that someone had a crush on Michael Myers.

what a fucking edgelord

Would you expect anything else from someone with the usernames FedoraHippie and Sapphire Crimson Claw?

50 Shades at least *tried* to be appealing to the "bdsm so spooky" vanilla soccer mom crowd. Stephanie's writing is just... cringeworthy and bad, throwing fake genders in your face.

Not really since it was a Twilight fan fic. Aside from name changes, E.L. James barely changed anything about the first two books. It's almost word for word the same story. Apparently shitty Twilight fan fiction just appeals to soccer moms.

 

[lolcow field researcher]

Would you expect anything else from someone with the usernames FedoraHippie and Sapphire Crimson Claw?

i can say that the names alone don't necessarily predict the graphic erotica about Michael Meyers cutting out people's eyeballs (It was not sick to think of the site as intriguing or even serene. Was it a stretch to say... pretty?)

 

[moorhen]

Also I'm a little surprised she didn't go for Freddy Kruger or Dr. Herbert West. They have personality you can at least latch onto.

Why? If we’ve seen anything from her it’s that she completely disregards a persons personality to make up her own for them.
Mike Myers is perfect for her. The blank slate of fictional killers.

 

[GayDemiBoy]

Why? If we’ve seen anything from her it’s that she completely disregards a persons personality to make up her own for them.
Mike Myers is perfect for her. The blank slate of fictional killers.

However, it's truly disrespectful she didn't go for Jason Voorhees. Shows how fucking abelist she is.

 

[Meowthkip]

lol she looks like her mom cut her hair in the bathroom because she got bubblegum stuck in it. she looks like a 12 year old that calls people faggots while playing call of duty. 190 pounds my ass, it looks like she’s pushing 250. maybe 240 since she got her uterus removed. this girl lost the genetic lottery so hard that she had to create 4 imaginary boyfriends to make up for the fact that nobody has ever or will ever want to have sex with her. is that facial expression in that last photo supposed to be seductive? intimidating? mysterious? i can’t tell, this girl has the facial expressions of a deer in the headlights having a stroke. she is an absolute blessing to this forum and i am so glad this thread exists.

I would believe she was 190 if she's 5'0".

Why? If we’ve seen anything from her it’s that she completely disregards a persons personality to make up her own for them.
Mike Myers is perfect for her. The blank slate of fictional killers.

... You know what, you're totally right.

You can't get any more of a blank slate than Michael Myers.

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

... You know what, you're totally right.

You can't get any more of a blank slate than Michael Myers.

But then she wouldn't get the opportunity to bastardize humanoid monsters into *uwu my sweet secksy babbies* which seems to be what she's really after.

We already went over the fact that it was decided she merely had "autistic symptoms" and in her video defending the kid who drew serial killer fursonas she admitted that she was not autistic It's just fashionable to have autism on tumblr right now. 5 bucks says she'll be sporting an ace pride chewie necklace in the near future.

At least if she had autism it would explain some of this shit. Love how tumblr "autists" cherry pick the stims and distractions they have ~*~*~so quirky~*~*~ like it's something to be proud of.

 

[PoisonedBun]

I love how she claims not to be straight when all of her crushes/‘partners’ are regular ass men. She can’t even pick one edgy female ghost love interest.