Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

killmeme said:
You ever wonder how Jabba the Hutt fucked his sex slaves?
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He had a prehensile penis. He called it salacious crumb:

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Put it this way my dudes, Lolcow of the year 2017 Russel Greer used tinder and matched with a bunch of chicks (when he hid is face in the profile.) as long as you LOOK at least decent enough to go out to eat (and boy can boogie eat) most decent chicks will swipe right. And hookers will definitely swipe right cause a guy that fat who can afford surgery AND afford to ruin that by eating must ring a few "You might get some money" out of him.
 
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I remember I used to be a subscriber to this bloated chode but I eventually got sick of his "middle of the road" stances because frankly, doing that generally gets you nowhere usually and once I learned about the Farms, I learned how much of an asshole he really was and my disposition dropped like a rock seeing all of the bullshit about him.
 
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Baobinga said:
Isnt this like the seventh video he has put out talking about his mothers abuse? Fuckoff you boogie, this is all you have to talk about anymore.
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Guys defined his channel and his character from being someone who you should pity. Hes a living sob story whose only purpose is to make insecure tweens and immature adults relate to him.
 
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Spl00gies said:
Quick bit of 'muh traumatic childhood' for damage control and pity points/ass-pats after that embarrassingly tragic podcast. Standard Booger move.
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This is a new low for him IMO. His channel is dying and he's "finally far enough from her memory" to release this video? I'm cynical by nature but fuck off with your fake hustle Boogie.
 
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>his channel is dying
He said in the H3H3 podcast that he's earning more money now than he ever has - 50℅ more than last year, and more in adsense. The sponsorships especially.
 
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Spl00gies said:
Quick bit of 'muh traumatic childhood' for damage control and pity points/ass-pats after that embarrassingly tragic podcast. Standard Booger move.
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Eventually when his channel is in real trouble he will finally come clean with the REAL story of why he is so fucking fat. His daddy raped him so hard and so often and had his drunk friends run so many fucktrains on lil boy boogie that all the semen jets filled him up like a salty balloon to the point where he could not shit it all out again, and thus had to live his life as a morbidly obese manchild until he saved up enough pennies to pay for someone to tap his colon and finally begin to empty out all the 30 year old hick-sperm
 
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Traditional Tet said:
>his channel is dying
He said in the H3H3 podcast that he's earning more money now than he ever has - 50℅ more than last year, and more in adsense. The sponsorships especially.
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Hard to really say what his financial situation is overall but it's pretty obvious his channel isn't growing and he's posting a video almost every single day to try and stem the losses.

Sub count and views have been stagnent for awhile now. I think his channel is "too big to fail" one way or another and he'll be able to offset any losses with Twitch or sponsorships but any dream he had of being a top level creator is dead. And it's obvious it bugs the shit out of him.
 
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>>Ok, I'm new to this thread so be patient with me here.
I could always tell that Boogie could be quite the fat asshole off the camera, which is annoying when his fans treat him like a saint. On the recent h3h3 podcast, boogie discusses fat hate:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew1KfhNTjy8
Normally these topics don't bother me much but my jimmies were rustled a tad bit considering:
a.) he went out of his way to call the manager to report on a minimum wage convenient store clerk for making a passive aggressive remark at the end of a long day. Then got upset when manager does nothing.
b.) he quite aggressively insulted the walmart customer for having an outdated flip phone. Yeah, the guy was inconsiderate but insulting him for not having the latest iphone just sounds childish.
 
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Traditional Tet said:
>his channel is dying
He said in the H3H3 podcast that he's earning more money now than he ever has - 50℅ more than last year, and more in adsense. The sponsorships especially.
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That makes sense. If he's not splitting his money with his wife, he'll certainly have more money to spend. He's just spinning it creatively
 
Fleeb said:
That makes sense. If he's not splitting his money with his wife, he'll certainly have more money to spend. He's just spinning it creatively
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Boogie is just gonna turn into a fat jewish dragon at this point, when he dies i wonder who is gonna be the first thats gonna claim his "treasure"
 
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