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"I don't really know what today intells" Why does she insist on using words she doesn't know how to pronounce?

Greasy ass, nasty hair... ffs SHOWER!
Putting make up over an unwashed face, no doubt about it.

"My hair is like frizzy today" frizzy huh? That's not the problem... she could start a car with the amount of oil in her hair.

Bullshit she thinks she's ugly. She's always eye fucking the camera. Stop saying you're ugly so people in the comments will tell you you're beautiful. You're so transparent. She can't even walk past a mirror in Tj Max without looking at herself.

No scooters in Tj Max... our poor gorl is gonna have to burn off some of those calories she just ate.

"I've been really excited about my own place". You know she hounding Becky to move down to Florida to be with her true love, Destiny. You know that shit.

That "Intuitive Eating" is on point. Going out to eat and then going out for fast food. But she only got fries so it's all good.

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FitBitch said:
She would, and if Becky moved in with her it'd be like her explaining the car all over again. "People think this is Becky's car (apartment) but it's not, it is mine." Bitch doesn't share for nothing.
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Yet she has no problem referring to Becky/the guys home as her house...her room....her bathroom. This bitch. Is like the plague.
 
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Oh Hamburgers said:
"I don't really know what today intells" Why does she insist on using words she doesn't know how to pronounce?

Greasy ass, nasty hair... ffs SHOWER!
Putting make up over an unwashed face, no doubt about it.

"My hair is like frizzy today" frizzy huh? That's not the problem... she could start a car with the amount of oil in her hair.

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Don't forget about the white stains, cat fur/lint, and popped seams/loose treads she's rocking with that black striped cardigan.
 
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It fits perfectly, y'all!

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I can't figure out why she's wearing a grey T-shirt underneath, this aren't those shawls supposed to be worn as like... sheer covers for tank tops and shit? Whatever they've been pretty out of style in my neck of the woods since 2005 so maybe I don't know what I'm talking about.
 
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If you slow down videos of her waddling in public and just take the time to look at the folks she passes by, it's actually quite funny. The utter look of "Oh my god. What the fuck is that??" on their faces as they see Amber is amazing. It's not every day in mild-mannered Kentucky that you see such a creature walking about on two legs. Usually, those are confined to their homes and bedbound.
 
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Intuitive eating "intells" eating whatever she's craving whenever she wants. She's been doing that since she was old enough to waddle about and cram fistfuls of Play-Doh into her mouth. It seems it hasn't worked out very well.

Hell, if she put half the effort into losing weight as she does into finding diet schemes predestined to failure so that she has something to blame other than herself, she would be... ok, she would still be morbidly obese, but at least a large group of stevedores could be her pallbearers rather than a forklift.
 
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I really wish I understood the mind of a narcissist. She sees herself in the mirror: greasy, unwashed, bug-filled hair, makeup from at least three days ago layered on her face, wart on nose ever growing, unwashed 500+ lb body... and she makes duck faces, bats her beady little eyes and completely believes that she's cute as a button. Narcissist or not, how?
 
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SweetDee said:
I really wish I understood the mind of a narcissist. She sees herself in the mirror: greasy, unwashed, bug-filled hair, makeup from at least three days ago layered on her face, wart on nose ever growing, unwashed 500+ lb body... and she makes duck faces, bats her beady little eyes and completely believes that she's cute as a button. Narcissist or not, how?
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Well, by Amber's standards, she looks absolutely stunning in this video. As opposed to the norm which is all those things you said PLUS the added bonus of grease stains on her shirt and holes on her putrid yoga pants.

Anything is an upgrade at that point. Hell, not smelling like corn chips to her is the equivalent of a normal person getting a nice, expensive haircut.
 
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She's been wearing the same bra and yoga pants for years now. You shouldn't be surprised she's wearing something several times in a row. There is also a chance she made more than one video using clips of one particularly "eventful" day.
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They make yoga pants for landwhales? On another note, who wants to bet they’re shitty tippers?
 
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