Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

Gnome Alone is so desperate to get Senpai Quinn to notice him, that I wouldn't be surprised if he pulls the same stunt that Chloe did just so that Chelsea would finally acknowledge his existence, even if for a few Tweets.

With all the grease in that gnome beard, I don't think he'd even need any gasoline.
 
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Cow crossover with Aaron Simpson. Jake pretends he knows what it is like to move out.
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Jake chimps yet again over being tagged on Twitter.
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Suicide Prevention Cat and/or law enforcement better be on the lookout for Jake in case he radicalizes himself through Twitter into suicide or violence.
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Jake is really creeping all over anyone connected to Paizo.
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Jake was "waiting for a cab" and reading a Starfinder Adventure Path book. He says he did a "very pleased double-take" because there was a "non-binary final villain."
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Jake claims Riot employs someone who has been attacking Jake for years.
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Cow crossover. Jake projects himself again,
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The one at Riot that attacks Jake is a funny story that someone laid out earlier in the thread.
He claimed that someone has been occasionally shit talking and attacking him for YEARS and he has no idea who that person is or why she, some RANDOM woman, would do that he's never done anything to her.
Turns out he's been calling her the usual names quite a lot, but, but, but he's never even named her, turns out the he has, a lot, but, but, but those were private tweets or something but it turns out it even was in one of his medium articles. Why would he do that though? IIRC it's yet another person Bex has a hate boner for and when caught with his beard in the mailbox Jake tries one of his childish "BUT I HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING!" excuses where he tries to backpedal as hard as he can.
 
Nah, Jake's on the case. Mainly to white knight Zack for some reason...?

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Was Sagal a Roma? Is Jake just inserting himself into this whole situation because he REEEEd about gypsy being a slur before?
Whitebread Chloe did claim to have Romani heritage. But she claimed a lot of things.

Fuck off, Jake, you didn’t give her a second thought until she died. I’d say “I can’t believe Jake is using the horrible death of a tortured human being to fish for pity points,” but actually I can totally believe that.
It's kinda sad---those that followed the Chloe Sagal thread probably know more about her than her "friends" do.
Hopefully someone close to Chloe will have an Amanda Waite moment and call them out for making Chloe's death a means to advance their agenda rather than highlighting the issues which were important to Chloe.
The only person I can think of would be Rani ( @SatanicPanic!AtTheDisco ), who dated Chloe for several years but also had a restraining order out on her near the end. I can't really fault her, because I know what it's like to have complicated feelings for an ex that is unhealthy to be around.

I have to say, I regard Jake as one of the more laughable lolcows, due to his pomposity and his deluded self-image. But his attempted exploitation of Chloe’s death to gain currency is revolting even by Rat King standards. I keep forgetting what a horrible person he actually is.
I should know better than to browse the Farms before bed while simultaneously sleep-deprived, because I actually had a dream I was hanging out with Jake. He was actually kind of fun once pried away from Twitter. However, he's probably not sociable at all IRL.
 
The one at Riot that attacks Jake is a funny story that someone laid out earlier in the thread.
He claimed that someone has been occasionally shit talking and attacking him for YEARS and he has no idea who that person is or why she, some RANDOM woman, would do that he's never done anything to her.
Turns out he's been calling her the usual names quite a lot, but, but, but he's never even named her, turns out the he has, a lot, but, but, but those were private tweets or something but it turns out it even was in one of his medium articles. Why would he do that though? IIRC it's yet another person Bex has a hate boner for and when caught with his beard in the mailbox Jake tries one of his childish "BUT I HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING!" excuses where he tries to backpedal as hard as he can.

Is this Soha, the diversity person at Riot who had some feud with Zoe Quinn a while back?
 
Suicide Prevention Cat and/or law enforcement better be on the lookout for Jake in case he radicalizes himself through Twitter into suicide or violence.
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Jake is really creeping all over anyone connected to Paizo.
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Jake was "waiting for a cab" and reading a Starfinder Adventure Path book. He says he did a "very pleased double-take" because there was a "non-binary final villain."
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Jake claims Riot employs someone who has been attacking Jake for years.
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Cow crossover. Jake projects himself again,
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Watching how inept Jake is even when trying to network online is one of my favorite things about this thread.

If he’s trying to brown nose every Pazio employee’s twitter accounts he might not want to tell one the packaging of their new product looks like a cheesy Harlequin romance novel cover. Seriously the guy posted that to promote the game and have ppl tell him how great it looks.

The employee certainly wasn’t looking for any critique since it’s gone to press already. Yet Jake just has to spit out the first thing that comes into his “totally asexual brain” about the hot chick on the cover. I’m only mildly surprised he didn’t claim she was trans too.

Jake, even bad at trying to kiss ass to get little freelance game writing gigs because he’s such a petty, jealous sperg.

I’m sure Jake just constantly imagines how he would have done everything better if he was in charge. I love him being an utter failure at absolutely everything in life, yet preaching as if he’s a successful, experienced expert on every subject. I think one reason he clings so hard to his SGG character is because he can pretend to have experience to give advice.

Jake Alley is a fat-shut in who’s supported by his mommy at 36 and never held a job, had a relationship or lived on his own - no one would listen to any advice from a guy like that because he’s an utter failure in every single aspect of life. The pretend perch SGG gives him as a worldly trans woman and game designer/journalist is much better to preach from.
 
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Why's he so obsessed with Pazio? Other devs like White Wolf are just as pozzed with the social justice shit.
 
I don't understand it either, but I'm also pretty biased against Pathfinder and every other D20-based generic fantasy RPG.
 
Why's he so obsessed with Pazio? Other devs like White Wolf are just as pozzed with the social justice shit.

Because he managed to get a pinky toe in the door at Pazio via that Jessica Prince looney. She’s gone now so he’s trying as hard as he can to keep the backdoor open a crack for the freelance writing scraps to keep being tossed in his direction.

He has to keep begging and trying to make the actual employees remember he exists if he’s ever going to get another one of the 12 content writers spots on some game’s 40th expansion pack.
 
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Is this Soha, the diversity person at Riot who had some feud with Zoe Quinn a while back?

Yep, that's the one. There's a certain irony in him slinging shit at a woman of color who is a diversity lead at a games company, you'd think he would champion someone like her instead of trying to dress her down because some of his potential new-moms dislikes the person for whatever cunty reasons those morons come up with.
 
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Yep, that's the one. There's a certain irony in him slinging shit at a woman of color who is a diversity lead at a games company, you'd think he would champion someone like her instead of trying to dress her down.

yeah but she probably said A Problematic Thing once some time in some vague capacity and now she is an ETERNAL SHITLORD
 
Yep, that's the one. There's a certain irony in him slinging shit at a woman of color who is a diversity lead at a games company, you'd think he would champion someone like her instead of trying to dress her down because some of his potential new-moms dislikes the person for whatever cunty reasons those morons come up with.

Does anyone know for sure just what that feud was over? Jake referred in his Zoepost to a "former romantic rival" that Zoe got into a feud with but I haven't heard much about it otherwise.
 
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