Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

[White Devil's Advocate]

> Try joining major political party
> Shave off eyebrows

Mmmm, yeah Sargon, I don't particularly think that was the best of ideas my dude.

 

[protomartyr]

I think he was part of the IBS anti-Sargon crusade from the beginning. I remember him being on the Kumite where Tonka directly confronted Sargon over the "White Nationalist Echo Chamber" slip up. Though I think that he was a lot calmer and more disengaged than the others, so this recent A-log behavior is probably somewhat new.

Didn't all of this start after his attempt at debating Richard Spencer?

> Try joining major political party

Shave off eyebrows

Mmmm, yeah Sargon, I don't particularly think that was the best of ideas my dude.

Enact Phase I of your plan to break into parliament
Attempt to cleanse your dodgy image by shaving your eyebrows

 

[UnKillFill]

 

[Hierophantis]

Didn't all of this start after his attempt at debating Richard Spencer?

Yea, it's pretty safe to say. There was the embarassing debate with Spencer, then through IBS some other prominent AR guys got on and rattled a lot of skeptics, and the white niggers sperg out at a chat bantzing him. And this was all in the wake of Kraut taking 6 months to get totally owned.

If you were a skeptic, and they all pulled out except Vee but eventually even him, this was destructive to your ego

 

[protomartyr]

Yea, it's pretty safe to say. There was the embarassing debate with Spencer, them through IBS some other prominent AR guys got on and rattled a lot of skeptics, and the white niggers sperg out at a chat bantzing him. And this was all in the wake of Kraut taking 6 months to get totally owned.

If you were a skeptic, and they all pulled out except Vee but eventually even him, this was destructive to your ego

Vee might be a degenerate gypsy bridge troll but I rate him more than the rest of the skeptic community personally. He actually managed to win a race realism debate so he's at least better than Sargon.

 

[Toucan]

A major part of Sargon's draw in the early days was that people thought he was handsome... emphasis on the was

 

[Lysol]

I don't know who this cringy twat is, but if he is from UKIP then it seems that they're actively trying to welcome in Sargon et al. This shit is entirely confusing, and I await UKIP's official response.

Bit of an aside, but does anyone know when human ambien Ethan Ralph became such an A-Log for Sargon and the Liberalists?

I'm almost certain the guy in this video hasn't seen the "white niggers" rant, and probably just knows him from his Brexit videos.

 

[soy_king]

They're usually right, for sure. But the fact remains few of them really took shots until Metokur made it "safe" for them to do so, and that makes them bitches. I'm sure it happened, but I really never saw him become the pinata he is now before Jim started mocking him.

Jim is the underlying reason for how big this thread has become. I'm honestly surprised he doesn't get annoyed at the number of retards who ride his coattails for views, but then again his core fanbase is the embodiment of :autism: so I guess he's used to it.

I'm almost certain the guy in this video hasn't seen the "white niggers" rant, and probably just knows him from his Brexit videos.

Speaking of Brexit, for a person who's supposedly super concerned about the direction his country is going, Sargon hasn't made a single video on the subject since the referendum, and has practically failed to go in depth on how May's government has made a pig's breakfast of the whole thing. It's pretty similar to how UKIP essentially collapsed after the referendum, rather than continuing to apply public pressure to ensure the divorce process would go smoothly.

 

[Diabeetus]

A major part of Sargon's draw in the early days was that people thought he was handsome... emphasis on the was

Handsome? He looks like a decrepit Winnie The Pooh. When was Sargon ever handsome? In fact, when were any of the YouTube skeptics handsome? The only one I can think of being attractive is Chris Ray Gun, but by just barely. All the other skeptics are thirty year old men that look fourty, Reddit atheists with the aura of Doritos and lack of self-respect, or fucking Shrek and Donkey.

 

[SuperDeeDuper]

Handsome? He looks like a decrepit Winnie The Pooh. When was Sargon ever handsome? In fact, when were any of the YouTube skeptics handsome? The only one I can think of being attractive is Chris Ray Gun, but by just barely. All the other skeptics are thirty year old men that look fourty, Reddit atheists with the aura of Doritos and lack of self-respect, or fucking Shrek and Donkey.

CRG looks like a gremlin. if you go back to vee's very first video he actually looks like a normal guy but years of vore has destroyed him

 

[Toucan]

Handsome? He looks like a decrepit Winnie The Pooh

Sounds like one too. I used to be a member of a groupchat of people who liked to talk about 'politics' (read gamergate drama). All of the women (both of them) said they were drawn to Sargon because they thought he was handsome. Cycling through his comments when he first showed his face his fans practically wet themselves trying to compliment his looks. I never saw the appeal of his looks myself. He always reminded me of a fat priest we had in my town who was caught soliciting sex on grindr. He always had that same dead eyes look and greying beard and weirdly combed hair and I have never seen him wear anything but a plain black shirt.

The only one I can think of being attractive is Chris Ray Gun

Gotta have that twink boi pussy eh? I always thought that Kraut was pretty cute in an easily accesable way.
Though i will say that armoured skeptic while conventionally good looking has always given me rape chills.

if you go back to vee's very first video he actually looks like a normal guy but years of vore has destroyed him

Vee has always looked like a potato that grew near Chernobyl

 

[protomartyr]

Speaking of Brexit, for a person who's supposedly super concerned about the direction his country is going, Sargon hasn't made a single video on the subject since the referendum, and has practically failed to go in depth on how May's government has made a pig's breakfast of the whole thing. It's pretty similar to how UKIP essentially collapsed after the referendum, rather than continuing to apply public pressure to ensure the divorce process would go smoothly.

Credit where it's due, Sargon is probably cognizant of the fact that his fans aren't interested in anything as boring and pedestrian as Brexit. There's really important stuff to be getting on with, like feminist videogame critics calling YouTubers mean names .

 

[Grand Lunar]

Handsome? He looks like a decrepit Winnie The Pooh. When was Sargon ever handsome? In fact, when were any of the YouTube skeptics handsome? The only one I can think of being attractive is Chris Ray Gun, but by just barely. All the other skeptics are thirty year old men that look fourty, Reddit atheists with the aura of Doritos and lack of self-respect, or fucking Shrek and Donkey.

He's actually not too bad imo. In a crowd composed of TJ Kirk, Thunderfoot, Andy Warski, and others like them he could easily be considered a looker by comparison. Though, I don't really recall him having frequently shown his face until relatively recently (in terms of how long he's been on the internet), so I doubt most fans pre-2016 even knew what he looked like (I didn't).

 

[Diabeetus]

I never saw the appeal of his looks myself. He always reminded me of a fat priest we had in my town who was caught soliciting sex on grindr. He always had that same dead eyes look and greying beard and weirdly combed hair and I have never seen him wear anything but a plain black shirt.

This made me realize something. Sargon is not the leader of the YouTube skeptics, he is the dad of the YouTube skeptics. Sargon looks uncannily like a father, a stereotypical one at least. He does not want to be a leader, but for some fucking reason, everyone sees him as an example. I would say it is because of his numbers, but by that logic, everyone would be making crappily shot videos in their bedrooms about the same anti-feminist talking points over and over and over again. For no actual reason, everyone treats Sargon like their father. He fits the role exactly, too.

Also, Sargon's worn dark navy blue stuff and some dark shades of purple before, but for the most part you're right. It's probably to build an illusion that he doesn't have man titties. Reminds me of how Maddox always wears some form of an all black outfit whenever he leaves the house.

Gotta have that twink boi pussy eh? I always thought that Kraut was pretty cute in an easily accesable way.

I wouldn't fuck him or date him, but I could see how one would find Chris attractive.

Kraut's a good 5 or 6 out of 10. Has a nice voice, but you gotta remember that his snake eye is a bit bigger than normal. That's a bit creepy to think about, yanno?

 

[wes]

For a man who made his "career" out of roasting SJWs, he's become one to the T. When I heard about the callout of Warski, I thought Sargon would start putting "cw: abuse" on every video and crytyping

"mm m aybe e MLK wasss s wr rongggg!! !"

 

[protomartyr]

He's actually not too bad imo. In a crowd composed of TJ Kirk, Thunderfoot, Andy Warski, and others like them he could easily be considered a looker by comparison. Though, I don't really recall him having frequently shown his face until relatively recently (in terms of how long he's been on the internet), so I doubt most fans pre-2016 even knew what he looked like (I didn't).

Warski's an alright looking dude, or at least his shitty studio camera makes him seem like one. Definitely better looking than The Stepfather.

This made me realize something. Sargon is not the leader of the YouTube skeptics, he is the dad of the YouTube skeptics. Sargon looks uncannily like a father, a stereotypical one at least. He does not want to be a leader, but for some fucking reason, everyone sees him as an example. I would say it is because of his numbers, but by that logic, everyone would be making crappily shot videos in their bedrooms about the same anti-feminist talking points over and over and over again. For no actual reason, everyone treats Sargon like their father. He fits the role exactly, too.

Hmm, hang on a minute...

>Early to hop on a content train
>Dominates his field
>Attempts to go mainstream are utterly abortive
>Existing personality flaws metastasize under the spotlight
>Extremely shaken by personal jabs
>Dresses like a babadook

Are we in on the ground floor of Maddox II: The Chronicles of Swindon?

 

[soy_king]

Hmm, hang on a minute...

>Early to hop on a content train
>Dominates his field
>Attempts to go mainstream are utterly abortive
>Existing personality flaws metastasize under the spotlight
>Extremely shaken by personal jabs
>Dresses like a babadook

Are we in on the ground floor of Maddox II: The Chronicles of Swindon?

For it to be Maddox 2.0, there needs to be a Dick and a ridiculous lawsuit. Sadly, no Dick appears to be in sight, and his lawsuit is so far going in his favor. If anyone can send me a photo of Sargon dressed like the Babadook though I'll be forever grateful.

 

[Grand Lunar]

So Sargon confirmed that the email Ralph showed was in fact real.
To answer the question as to why Ralph has joined the Sargon A-log club, Sargon claims that he asked Ralph and that it's because he doesn't want to go on The Ralph Retort. Sounds believable tbh, as Warski appeared to have developed a hateboner for Sargon for similar reasons.

 

[soy_king]

So Sargon confirmed that the email Ralph showed was in fact real.
To answer the question as to why Ralph has joined the Sargon A-log club, Sargon claims that he asked Ralph and that it's because he doesn't want to go on The Ralph Retort. Sounds believable tbh, as Warski appeared to have developed a hateboner for Sargon for similar reasons.

I'm more in the camp that Ralph saw a convenient opportunity which he could use to milk shekels from a gullible audience.

 

[Grand Lunar]

I'm more in the camp that Ralph saw a convenient opportunity which he could use to tard cum shekels from a gullible audience.

If that's the case, isn't he a bit late? Trying to "destroy" Sargon may have been all the rage a few months ago, but it's pretty much old news now. Though I guess rehashing it could just be a sign of desperation.