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Phil is a consummate liar, I think most people lie in their life, but Phil is like a professional. For example, my workout routine is basic I do push ups, sit ups, shit I can do on the floor, rarely I bust out the small weight set that I have... but if someone asks me I'll be like "I hit up the gym, I go jogging"... Phil isn't even claiming to go outside. He says he walks around the house? This is nothing short of absolute proof that he lives his entire life sitting and laying down in a state of perpetual rest. He is literally talking about the times he gets up to piss or shit or move to another thing to sit on.

When is the last time Phil has claimed to have been outside?

He probably has all the gout and sports injury excuses on deck for soulmaid.

"Khet I can only walk for 30 seconds at a time, you know that, alright?? I'm trying to get better. With Leeanner I could only walk 15 seconds at a time, okay?? Don't be an idiot."
 
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FalsePositive said:
"Khet I can only walk for 30 seconds at a time, you know that, alright?? I'm trying to get better. With Leeanner I could only walk 15 seconds at a time, okay?? Don't be an idiot."
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Not going to pretend like I have an ounce of actual faith in that chick.. for so many reasons... but I'd like to think that if he's not piss-scared to use the word "idiot" at her, we'd see him with a pretty hefty fuckin shiner on his next stream.
 
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Phil was recently asked about his activity and exercise, this all probably necroed from the fact Khat (soulmaid) goes to the gym frequently, you can tell since her March appearance, her shoulders have definitely got more defined. Anyway Dave responded that to be active he walks round the house and talk to Soulmaid on the phone.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!‽???

well this shows 2 things; Phil is fucking terrified of Leanne 2.0 occurring again, that is her actually talking to people and the haze lifting then she realises Dave is a cunt and leaves his sorry ass. 2) Dave's mentality is so warped that his idea of exercise is walking round his townhouse.
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Simple things like walking around the house or carrying groceries are real challenges for Phil because of the sedentary lifestyle he has lived for at least 4 years, if you take into account he was more active before the move to Washington. I'm sure some people have been laid up for one reason or another, maybe for weeks or months, and after that time you notice you get tired out more easily and you lack energy. Imagine taking that feeling and thinking of how worse it would be if you were inactive for 1 year much less 4. I can't imagine how poor Phil's body functions due to the consequences of his lifestyle.
 
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A reminder that Phil's adrenaline went into overdrive doing the laundry. The manchild sabotaged his credibility long ago as an adult. I do laundry every other day it's not a strenuous activity to get the blood pumping! Not unless you hand wash yer clothing or whatever but we know he doesn't.

Phil's pathetic imitation of living the dream life of a young teenager will catch up to him when he's dumped again.
 
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Phalanx said:
Anyway Dave responded that to be active he walks round the house and talk to Soulmaid on the phone.
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You know damn well that when he says "walk around the house," he means walk from the bedroom to the kitchen for food, then from the kitchen to his "Ahffice" to sit down for 6 hours. Maybe he stops at the bathroom a couple of times. I never saw the reason to talk on the phone frequently with a woman who you live with. That's something that people do when they can only see eachother during the weekend, or sparingly in general. Phil never leaves the house. I think the longest I have talked to my wife on the phone is about 5 minutes lol. Why spend time on the phone, although I guess that's easier to do then to talk to Kat every night when she gets home. I really do wish I could watch their interactions for like a week. For science.
 
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The only wise sagely advice this nigga got is prices and locations of the Arby's menu :p
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And he films and monetizes all of those, so we already know all the advice he has and how wise and/or sage it is: "Salt, Salt, Salt! All I'm tasting is Salt. My mouth is full of Salt!"

I know my reaction to an episode of 'DSP Tries It' is usually, "Socrates? Is that you? Can I get you another Hemlock Shake?"
 
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Pubic Enemy #1 said:
Dave is just so fucking detached from reality. He's been living as a hermit for years now. That's why it's so funny when he tries to act like he's some kind of wise old sage who knows how the world works.
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I like it when he tries to interact with real people outside of his control space, its so awkward. There are a couple of vlogs on Pandalee's channel where he's unaware that she's filming so the DSP 'bravado' is turned off and he's just a very withdrawn, awkward person, especially talking to people he doesn't know.

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Phil having to interact with Leanna's mother, a person outside his control area. Lol at "You're obviously gonna think your own sandwiches are better." Leanna knows whats up with Phil.
 
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OneDaySon said:
I like it when he tries to interact with real people outside of his control space, its so awkward. There are a couple of vlogs on Pandalee's channel where he's unaware that she's filming so the DSP 'bravado' is turned off and he's just a very withdrawn, awkward person, especially talking to people he doesn't know.

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Phil having to interact with Leanna's mother, a person outside his control area. Lol at "You're obviously gonna think your own sandwiches are better." Leanna knows whats up with Phil.
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Is dave bow legged? jesus that walk in that first video, this dude is the definition of a god damn goblin.
 
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OneDaySon said:
I like it when he tries to interact with real people outside of his control space, its so awkward. There are a couple of vlogs on Pandalee's channel where he's unaware that she's filming so the DSP 'bravado' is turned off and he's just a very withdrawn, awkward person, especially talking to people he doesn't know.

EDIT: Phil outside his controlled safe space:

Phil having to interact with Leanna's mother, a person outside his control area. Lol at "You're obviously gonna think your own sandwiches are better." Leanna knows whats up with Phil.
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1st video - He walks exactly how I'd expect him to: Swinging his arms by his side, sort of waddling to keep his back injury from flaring up. Weebles wobble, and they eat fast food. One thing that's kind of endearing about this one is how....normal(?) he sounds. His little 40 second retelling of the history of that place showed him genuinely reflecting on something he enjoyed when growing up. This little shack, a buncha stools, and the best hot dogs in the area.

2nd video - That sandwich looks pretty damn good. Phil is clearly uncomfortable here, very curt replies. Leanna's just yammering on, her mom is along for the ride, Phil's legs are probably itching to waddle-walk away from all those people as fast as is pigroach-ly possible.
 
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Anyone got a clip of Dave's reaction to the cheer?
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when i tuned in, i was on mobile showing my kid how shitty phil is at games, within 20 seconds of the stream a lone AI killed him and we had a good laugh. Not even 5 seconds later Phil got "The biggest cheer he's ever received" and thanked Princess S for the giant contribution, after a someone just tipped him $100 towards the beginning of his actual stream. I couldn't capture since we were both dumbfounded. Im sure someone will upload that clip but he was "grateful".
 
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