DeviantArt Horrors

[Ravenor]

Pure, unbridled Autism.

Well that and a fat furry in a speedo about to go in a Sonic toilet.

Oh we passed the 'tisim a long while ago with that one.

 

[Shokew]

http://www.deviantart.com/journal/Why-Naruto-is-the-Best-Ninja-483117566

I had to do this. I HAD TO - oh the stupidity of this person and their lack of knowledge on real ninjas in general... Just one of many reasons I fucking hate Naruto (and anything similar!) in general...

I know it's not art, but if ninjas are a form of art (at all), this is a slap in the face to that brand of art, IMHO.

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

http://www.deviantart.com/journal/Why-Naruto-is-the-Best-Ninja-483117566

I had to do this. I HAD TO - oh the stupidity of this person and their lack of knowledge on real ninjas in general... Just one of many reasons I fucking hate Naruto (and anything similar!) in general...

I know it's not art, but if ninjas are a form of art (at all), this is a slap in the face to that brand of art, IMHO.

The comments on that journal are so autistic, it hurts.

 

[Shokew]

The comments on that journal are so autistic, it hurts.

Glad we can agree on something... Speaking of a better contribution that I can make...

http://5ifty.deviantart.com/

Personally, I almost hate to put this guy underneath the gun like this - but I'm sure we can find something wrong with this guy's art... Real shame, he shows some promise overall, IMHO, but... Not like this.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Spoiler: Retarded, retardeder, The Big Tard Theory

(well, this comic actually sums up some of my reasons for hating this show)

"Offically Seen Every Big Bang Theory Episode"

(do you want me to offically kick your butt?)

Gustav Klimt turned in his grave... he turned and turned, and then he said: "Fuck it!", arose from his grave and got a 6-gauge stagecoach shotgun...

BTW could someone maybe create a DOOM WAD for me where I can kill all the characters from The Big Tard Theory? Pleeeeeeeez with lost of sugar??

 

[Mechanism Eight]

Stuff I found while searching for MikuMikuDance and MMD on Deviantart:

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It's fucking choked up beyond belief with shit involving Frozen for some fucking reason, it's disgusting. I remember when MMD was about Vocaloids, not the flavor-of-the-year that'll probably be forgotten entirely the nanosecond braindead fangirls find another thing to latch onto and metaphorically rape. I know this because the last fad that swept through like a fucking plague was Hetalia, which was similarly choking everything else out.

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One of the worst things is still there, though: The fuckwits who use edited Kingdom Hearts model rips, which are not only frowned upon beyond all fucking belief (with people will using them because they're edgy fucktards) but they look like they crawled out of the deepest depths of the uncanny abyss:

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[Jewelsmakerguy]

Stuff I found while searching for MikuMikuDance and MMD on Deviantart:

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It's fucking choked up beyond belief with shit involving Frozen for some fucking reason, it's disgusting. I remember when MMD was about Vocaloids, not the flavor-of-the-year that'll probably be forgotten entirely the nanosecond braindead fangirls find another thing to latch onto and metaphorically rape. I know this because the last fad that swept through like a fucking plague was Hetalia, which was similarly choking everything else out.

Spoiler: Show Images (One is NSFW)

One of the worst things is still there, though: The fuckwits who use edited Kingdom Hearts model rips, which are not only frowned upon beyond all fucking belief (with people will using them because they're edgy fucktards) but they look like they crawled out of the deepest depths of the uncanny abyss:

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That's kinda the fault of the Japanese. Once they started adding characters from other Anime and movies, dA took notice and started doing the same.

 

[Shokew]

The comments on that journal are so autistic, it hurts.

If I'm allowed to further follow this up - you should see some of this guy's stuff: http://keytee-chan.deviantart.com/

My time exploring this wasteland is hopefully not in vain if it means contributing stuff here...

 

[KingofManga420]

So this is somewhat related to DevArt. Since this is the kind of frequenter.

 

[Mechanism Eight]

So this is somewhat related to DevArt. Since this is the kind of frequenter.

Hoooooly shucking fit, that's some near-lethal levels of autism radiation!

People like that are almost mythical in how rare they are, and for good reason. They're not built for reality of any sort, and their obsessions go further than that, deeper than the abyss itself, into something that people consider impossible.

Or it might just be him shitting out of his mouth-ass. Who knows?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

So this is somewhat related to DevArt. Since this is the kind of frequenter.

That's horrible. Why the hell would you do that to your mother? Autism or not, that has to be the most mortifying experience that guy's parents had to have endured. I'm surprised he wasn't just permanently taken away and thrown in jail for domestic abuse.

And if this guy is a troll, then he's one sadistic mother fucker to type that shit. If not... He really needs to back off from the computer and reevaluate his life.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Found this on the side while researching Ray Jones...

 

[ShittyRecolor]

I decided I didn't freak you all the fuck out enough with the werediaper, so I went and got another classic.

GENTLEMAN, BEHOLD!
Half Sonic, Half Shadow, Half toilet, all autism
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I consider myself an admirer of deranged mindfuckery, but this... well... I think it's the blatant fetishism that's weirding me out the most.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

Has the werediaper been posted yet? This is some fucked up shit.
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I'm pretty sure this is the wet dream of someone out there. Maybe someone with a certain BOOMING characteristic to his voice?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Inspired by Chris's latest FB announcement, I typed "Good Grief" into Google and got this:

 

[c-no]

Found this on the side while researching Ray Jones...

Considering Ray Jones, it could only get worse considering his thing for Gadget, right?

 

[Firesharpie]

I just wanted reference pics...

Spoiler: it's a fucking snake people

Spoiler: vore

Spoiler: what

 

[MysticMisty]

I could post the entire gallery of this guy's art, but I'll only show a few pictures for now.

Spoiler: Big Bertha times two (check out those arms!)

Another installment of the series "Super Mario Bros. Meet the Movie", in which the Nintendo video game characters meet their live-action counterparts from the 1993 film. This time, we will look at the famous & infamous... Big Bertha.

In the games, Big Bertha is a fish that carries these baby cheeps or something in her mouth to attack Mario and stuff.
In the movies, Big Bertha is a black woman (portrayed by Francesca Roberts) who steels the crystal from the Mario brothers. So, they have to go to the dance club she celebrates at in order to gain the stone back.

Spoiler: Thomas sperg alert!

I want congratulate a happy thirty years to a great show. A program, in which a multitude of children everywhere and anytime have enjoyed. A television (and I guess home video, at least for me and others) series that has placed a smile on uncountable little faces. In fact, I am sure many would consider it one of if not the greatest children’s and childhood shows ever created. And unfortunately, like many great shows, they either run to long or get remade… HORRIBLY, RUINED, AND MESSED THE SCRAPYARD UP! You know a good kids’ show is destroyed when it starts talking down to children.

Anyway, Thomas & Friends is something that has touched the hearts of almost, almost everyone. And I do not understand why some shows at times tend to be more popular or more renowned than Thomas (even if Thomas is an icon) or even how someone could treat the show like it’s a harmful infestation. Thomas was a unique series, having live-action models instead of any real people or animation done, and its voice acting only consisted of one narrator. And all the characters are likable, even with their flaws.

All in the end I can say is… Thomas the Tank Engine rolling along, whoo-whoo cho-cho, all of his friends will be calling along… “Thomas we love you’’.



Thomas show made by Britt Alcroft.

Based off The Railway Series by Rev W. Awdry

Art by Noa

Spoiler: Better artists than this guy fail at making this look good

“Honey, do these pants make my butt look BIIIIIIIIG!?” A question asked by the female gender frequently… now and then, or so… I don’t know if there any statistics on that. You know… I can’t think of any proper or creative way to start this off.



First off, the purpose of buttocks is to aid in walking, sitting and standing since they are connected to the bottom of the spine and leg areas. Secondary and more topically, women have bigger backsides and wider hips than the opposite gender for reasons. Because women are the ones who give birth, it is necessary for the hips and behind to expand during pregnancy in order for the child to be comfortable and have room within the womb (please don’t turn that into a song). Plus, I think that and an hour-glass shape appear feminine, just so that women don’t look... Masculine? Never mind, I have no biology major. Most of my info comes from a Yahoo answer answers.yahoo.com/question/ind… (you know, as trustworthy as Wikipedia

). Anyway, saying a girl has a larger butt than a dude isn’t really something to be considered sexist… if you feel like it is. And before you comment about BIGGER BRAINS. #1 Male skulls is larger and #2 Any individual can have brainpower and be really intelligent.



Of course, having a big booty is not someone most women and girls may be found of. For one, it is probably due to self-conscious about appearance. Being fat… eh-hem, overweight, is unfortunately a target of ridicule. Plus, being skinny or average with a big massive ba-donk-a-dom is really hard to NOT take notice of. And to add, the quote-on-quote “perfect with-it” people (or a group of bossy ladies) may be extremely judgmental. Another reason would be fear of being rejected by a boy/man due to the giant bum. Secondly, health and difficulties. Having some fat in the body could be unhealthy, causing some problems and risk. However, fat isn’t entirely devastating. After all, new born babies have to be juicy in order to be healthy. Plus, an Oxford study (www.informationng.com/2013/11/… ) stated that Omega-3 fats in female butts don’t just lower risks of heart problems and debilities, but also are linked to brain development. In other words, girls and women with massive posteriors and thighs may be smart and even more intelligent than average or smaller women. Of course, someone I discussed with the topic about stated that he wasn’t sure if he bought that, unless if given a more in-depth explanation. Of course, big-butts also can knock over, bump over or into, or get stuck between objects. Innocents like that do draw some attention. Third and finally, mostly for christen women, probably #A being judged by fellow Christians #B embarrassment and #C causing others to stumble. Actress Jessica Alba was once a catholic, but left to church because of being judged. The pastor would accuse her of wearing provocative clothing that would cause older men to lust after her, in which she actually wasn’t. She felt ashamed of her own body and for being female because of it. That is all I really need to say. There could be a fourth number, “butt”… well… I, I rather not go further… because, well… it “stinks”.



Now, there is also the crowd that is positive of ginormous bottoms. Some people who admire women with big cushions or accept them for who they are (mostly black communities). However, I am going to discuss the "worldy" positive outlook, and most of it is it anything but positive mostly.

Decades ago, a person would be insulted for having a bubble-butt. Now, it seems like a worldly media desire to have a larger backend. It seems some girls (and.. maybe people as well?) feel the need to get a pumped-up bottom. Phil Vischer stated in his podcast that when he and his daughter were working-out in their local gym, she was doing exercises in order to get a bigger butt, because she thought she needed one. philvischer.com/the-phil-visch… . As again, but this time refuse, the feeling of insecurity is clouding the judgment of many. Of course, there is still the parading of being skinny (especially within the Disney house). It could different points of view and standards of vanit… erh, beauty. However, there may as well be hypocrisy to. If you know Feminism, they say one thing but then do the other. They will have “Slut-and-Proud” marchings, but hit any dude who stares at their scantily-clad body. I don’t think it really is useful to bring the Obama family into this, but maybe it may be useful…. Anyway, Michelle Obama is all about being healthy (which is, unless I am wrong and just miss-lead by all the propaganda, all vegetation and no meat), yet may be a bit overweight… and she was really offended when a reporter or someone remarked her behind. Yet, she has no problem with saying “Women are smarter than men, let’s all laugh”…. Nah, no bigotry there. Okay, that was pretty useless. I also wonder how pro-choice supporters would or do react to the science of hips/’butt’s connection to pregnancy? Also, there is the factor… PRIDE.. The world has a “______ and proud” notion (as stated about one subject earlier), which is not just self-glorifying, but also… just plain wrong… lustfully wrong and selfishly wrong. And please, please… I don’t know if anyone would dare to think about it, but even if not, I… I … To be prepared.. PLEEEEEEEEEASE, no one, do NOT mention “Twerking” at ALLLLLLLLLL!



Of course, the final question is.. WHY? Why try to shrink your butt, or even expand it? Why remove the freckles from your face? Why make your torso so muscular and bulky? Why not be the ay God made you? Really, God made every human being, male & female, in his own image and likeness. However, he created each and every one of us different, fearfully and wonderfully. I couldn’t find a significant Bible verse about differences, so I choose Ephesians 2:10- “or we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus for good works, which God prepared beforehand, that we should walk in them.”. As a Jesus like character (from a children’s home video show) named Eli the Carpenter said, “I made them different on purpose”. As he went on about the different features and shape, size, and factor of them, he then sadly concluded that “now everyone wants to look like everyone else”. I understand how it feels to be self-conscious and insecure, but… it’s just a body part, NOT A INTERNAITONAL MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH (feel free to make as many humorous serials as you please though… [: | ). Just accept the way God made you, because….


“God made You special and He loves you very much”

 

[Shokew]

Spoiler: The weeaboo humanization of something truly awful... Ebola (with Rule34 on the side...).

I wish I was making this up - it's all made worse by the fact that there are now people happy that innocent people, regardless of race, are dying of what may be an incurable illness spreading across the world (especially Africa...). It's just sick.

DeviantArt or not, I'd be amiss not to discuss this here and just how... Sick it truly is...

Spoiler: And for the sake of staying on topic, there's this example as well...Complete with link.

http://kitsune-elly.deviantart.com/art/Ebola-478736741

 

[ASoulMan]

I really don't get that at all.