Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I wonder what it is about some people that makes them believe a company should just go "No, fuck YOU!" to their customers anytime one of their unhinged employees pulls some shit
What makes me roll my eyes is the GAME DEVS UNION crowd comes out every time this shit happens as if they're not a bunch of insane people
 
Cool, now let's get a robot critic.
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I'm getting more and more convinced by the day that this is him desperately screeching for UBI to come sooner rather than later, but trying to veil it in this weird "They're gonna need it more than I will, because I have a superior intellectual pursuit that's immune from it. But no really we need welfare checks right now do it."
 
"If only Wahnah Bros accepted my pitch where Shao Kahn was Trump."
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Of course he'd be creaming his jorts over this.
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Cause how dare people pick their successors?
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"All Jews are to be distrusted at all times."
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You live in a basement full of DVDs and Amiibos. Cut this shit out.
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Cause how dare people pick their successors?

Worth mentioning that this story had a single unverified source and they're already backing away from it. Of course.

"All Jews are to be distrusted at all times."

He is just ... such ... an asshole. A conscious, devoted, I'm-determined-to-be-as-shitty-as-possible asshole.

This is probably verging on A-logging, but I really hope someone makes him live up to his own rules when he's doing that dumbass panel at SDCC.
 
He is just ... such ... an asshole. A conscious, devoted, I'm-determined-to-be-as-shitty-as-possible asshole.

This is probably verging on A-logging, but I really hope someone makes him live up to his own rules when he's doing that dumbass panel at SDCC.

I know there are far worse people in the metric where they committed heinous acts, but honestly is there anyone that could possibly be a bigger asshole than Bob Chipman?
 
I know there are far worse people in the metric where they committed heinous acts, but honestly is there anyone that could possibly be a bigger asshole than Bob Chipman?

Bob has that unlovely quality you see in a lot of writers and other artistic types: insufferable, unwarranted arrogance. You even see it in otherwise very nice people sometimes. But with Bob for some reason -- insecurity would be my first guess -- it just suffuses everything he does, whether it's in his criticism, his scorching hot political takes, or just his pointless mindfarts on Twitter. I feel like he'd be an asshole even while ordering a pizza.
 
Bob has that unlovely quality you see in a lot of writers and other artistic types: insufferable, unwarranted arrogance. You even see it in otherwise very nice people sometimes. But with Bob for some reason -- insecurity would be my first guess -- it just suffuses everything he does, whether it's in his criticism, his scorching hot political takes, or just his pointless mindfarts on Twitter. I feel like he'd be an asshole even while ordering a pizza.


The problem is they can back up their bravado with their talent. Bob has no talent. His analysis of things is utter shit. His research is merely superficial, and he only focuses on hot-button topics rather than actually trying to do good on the world
 
How's that working out for Disney with Lucasfilm?
To be fair to Disney most of their film studios like Marvel and Pixar don't try to piss off fans. Lucasfilm is like a annoying Vegan Bitch with a start up company in a room of Business Men trying to sell her god awful soybean "burger" while simultaneously telling you how vile you are for liking meat and you're standing there like bitch even if that thing wasn't gross I'd still say no because you're a cunt. Which Bob and the left will never get or admit.
 
"If only Wahnah Bros accepted my pitch where Shao Kahn was Trump."
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The one thing I find utterly hilarious about Bob trying to ingratiate himself to China is that he is the epitome of the buizao (I'm not entirely certain that is the correct spelling of the term) or "white liberal" that millions of Chinese people treat with contempt. I'm trying to envision a scenario where Bob tries to suck up to a group of Chinese nationals who then proceed to laugh and mock him in Mandarin. Being the moron he is, Bob would probably join in the guffawing without even realizing that he is the joke.
 
It's actually simple. If you don't have time for its wiki article, I'll give you the quick-and-dirty:

A bunch of entitled fucking idiots invaded a hobby they had no stake in and tried to bring a culture war with them. During this, one of their darlings got their sexual indiscretions exposed, and when the indie journo circuit tried to close ranks to protect one of their own, they got exposed as not only being in collusion but financially supporting the indie darling in question. The brainlets in the indie journo circuit doubled down once more, attacking their own audience and declaring that gaming hobbyists were over and should no longer be appealed to by developers, instead embracing identity politics. The gamer nerds in turn responded by calling out their shit, getting the FTC involved, conducting many boycotts, supporting numerous charity drives, and exposing many other examples of journalistic fraud and malfeasance. Enraged with their enemies getting the better of them, the indie journo circuit decided to push the narrative that allowing any discussion of GG at all was tantamount to enabling the harassment of women, evidence be damned.

Despite the full support of the indie and mainstream press, the indie journo circuit ultimately failed to stop GG in any meaningful capacity, and while they arguably won the PR war, the Autists won every other front. The hashtag wrapped up in October of 2015 after Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian's disastrous UN appearance obliterated any credibility they may have had.

TL;DR: Great example of Gaben's Law and the Streisand Effect.

That's a great writeup, but the most glaring thing about GG was how lazy everyone involved was, because they've been conditioned to believe that they could get away with just yelling "misogyny" and everyone believing them. Their laziness is what did them in.
This was actual pushback and I think deep down they know that they played a bad hand. It's easy to see due to how most of their criticisms of GG are a cocktail of dismissal and inventing shit. This is why they can never settle between "GG is over" and "GG is an ongoing terrorist threat." It's the classic dilemma of the feminist, where at once they want to be a besieged victim in need of society's help but also a wisecracking badass who don't need no man.
 
"If only Wahnah Bros accepted my pitch where Shao Kahn was Trump."
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Of course he'd be creaming his jorts over this.
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Cause how dare people pick their successors?
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"All Jews are to be distrusted at all times."
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You live in a basement full of DVDs and Amiibos. Cut this shit out.
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Mentioning two JAPANESE characters in an attempt at pleasing CHINA....

He... Does he know? I honestly don't think he knows....

Bob, if you are reading this, if you think Trump supporters are racist, you have seen NOTHING compared to how a Chinese nationalist sees any other non Chinese Asian people.
 
Mentioning two JAPANESE characters in an attempt at pleasing CHINA....

He... Does he know? I honestly don't think he knows....

Bob, if you are reading this, if you think Trump supporters are racist, you have seen NOTHING compared to how a Chinese nationalist sees any other non Chinese Asian people.
He should see Japanese-Korean relations and Japanese-Chinese relations. It's an absolute shit show on both sides.
 
Mentioning two JAPANESE characters in an attempt at pleasing CHINA....

He... Does he know? I honestly don't think he knows....

Bob, if you are reading this, if you think Trump supporters are racist, you have seen NOTHING compared to how a Chinese nationalist sees any other non Chinese Asian people.

He should see Japanese-Korean relations and Japanese-Chinese relations. It's an absolute shit show on both sides.

Who wants to be the one to tell him about how the Chinese (well, most East Asians, but the Chinese especially) feel about blacks? It would seem that muh superior future has some kinks that need to be worked out.
 
Who wants to be the one to tell him about how the Chinese (well, most East Asians, but the Chinese especially) feel about blacks? It would seem that muh superior future has some kinks that need to be worked out.

Slowly convincing Bob Chipman that the only people allowed in his superior future are educated white people is a great bit.
 
Who wants to be the one to tell him about how the Chinese (well, most East Asians, but the Chinese especially) feel about blacks? It would seem that muh superior future has some kinks that need to be worked out.
I don't have the screenshot on me but I did at one point. To paraphrase him, he claims he "gets" that China doesn't have the best track record but he thinks it'll sort itself out (somehow) as long as we push forward with the Superior Future and establish that one world government he's always going on about. He sees it as silly "Whataboutism" when we should be all under one flag and "aggressively colonizing space" right now.
 
As Gold Ribbon Shit-talker R.S. McCain pointed out, for someone who fetishizes evolution, Bob sure doesn't seem likely to participate in its fundamental element: reproduction.

He would have to be able to find his penis AND a mating partner for that to happen. He'd have a better chance of winning the lottery.
 
I don't have the screenshot on me but I did at one point. To paraphrase him, he claims he "gets" that China doesn't have the best track record but he thinks it'll sort itself out (somehow) as long as we push forward with the Superior Future and establish that one world government he's always going on about. He sees it as silly "Whataboutism" when we should be all under one flag and "aggressively colonizing space" right now.

The man just really want to see Star Trek TNG in his lifetime, doesn't he?

Don't get me wrong. I love TNG, but.... It's fantasy. It ain't real. Humans are too diverse and too greedy to ever form a single cohesive unit with no infighting whatsoever. You can do it in fiction, but I'm reality, it's either never going to happen or going to take much, much longer than you seem to think, chief.
 
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