Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Sheryl Nome said:
See I think the reason that bob is so hateable is he is the racist smug liberal elitist who thinks he's just the hottest shit around, that if he was tyrant of the world everything would go great, and he just cannot fucking comprehend how fucked up his ideas are in any way.

Or that his head would be the first on the chopping block in any revolution, communists have no need for fat, useless video makers, either do hard labor or be labelled a parasite, and then forced to do the labor or die. Because your useless ass sure as fuck isn't getting in the party
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What also makes him so hateable is he is literally everything that embodies the terror of the Soviet Union but seems educated on nothing other than the most top-level pop culture. It's like listening to a Neo-Nazi repeat Hitler's ideas word for word and thinks they just need a Round 2 to get it right. Bob's rhetoric is straight out of the same socialist revolution that left tens of millions dead as they attempted to reshape social structure and "reeducate" the problematic people and "leave behind" the enemies of progress.At least Nazis were up front about what they wanted to do, Communists just use wordplay to make up a crime you committed, shoot you in the back of the head and file you as "ongoing reeducation."

It's just so strange to see someone believe so fiercely a way to change the world but have absolutely no idea of where it went wrong in the past. He seems to think these ideas are all his own, from his hovel of junk food and enlightenment. The only saving grace is that Bob is quite stupid and fails where a lot of Neo-Nazis fail; they lead with "exterminate the Jews" and Bob, rather than finessing his bullshit with a false mask of compassion and enlightenment, is leading with "exterminate conservatives and anyone who doesn't want to live in a city."

\Bob may have actually been a contender if he wasn't so fat and stupid and violent and fat and autistic and fat.
 
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On Star Trek and it's weird psuedo-space-communist economy, I'll just quote this guy on Tumblr, Plague of Gripes, who generally seems to have his shit together, when responding to a thread of your usual Tumblrites who are first discovering that Trek is communist and thought it was OH SO CHIC:

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Trek’s future is Gene’s idealism, but it breaks apart pretty quickly if you think about it too much. Plenty of jobs still need to be done, but aren’t glamorous, are difficult and include no rewards or commendation from your fellow people. And they pay nothing. In Gene’s future, people still do those jobs simply because of some sense of duty and pride in the future they’re making together. This is to say nothing of people jockeying for the same admiral seat and playing politics to get over a more talented individual. Not to mention that resources are still limited, so if someone wants to replicate themselves a personal spaceship, obviously they wouldn’t have the “money” to do it. Tons of human motivation issues in Trek that are never addressed because everyone is married to Gene’s ideal, like a religion. People who aren’t are villains, or are in prison.

Money exists for a reason. Even in Trek, they run into aliens all the time who aren’t impressed with the Federation’s idealism and still demand actual latinum, dilithium or whatever else. Whether they call it money, credits or FedBucks, people will always need a way to distribute time, people, effort, art, education or locations as a resource. And you can’t do that with the goodness in your heart. You do it with money. I like Trek, but Gene’s ideal future is ridiculous, and breaks apart with the slightest amount of thought about its exact mechanics.

A post-scarcity economy will inevitably be good for everyone, but also be dangerous initially. The contemporary economy will thrive on labor and resources and there won’t be a welfare system large enough to compensate when entire industries and job sectors begin to collapse overnight because someone figured out how to turn hydrogen into houses or hamburgers. In Trek, there has to be millions of people who don’t have a job, who just wake up, consume resources and entertainment, make tons of children out of boredom and then die. Humanity will probably be long since cyberized in some odd way by the time real history hits that point. But either way, it’ll never look like what Gene envisioned.
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Feels inevitable that we've reached the "Everyone who doesn't like Last Jedi is a literal tard" phase right now.
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Oh, silly me, that changes...literally nothing at all.
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Feels inevitable that we've reached the "Everyone who doesn't like Last Jedi is a literal tard" phase right now.
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Oh, silly me, that changes...literally nothing at all.
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I don't know if Bob is addressing his opponents or his allies with the "chickenshit" remark, but either way, how fucking dare he. Bob is the living definition of a keyboard warrior. Been at the barricades lately, Bob? Going out to help the poor at a soup kitchen? Volunteer for any literacy programs?

Oh, no -- you just ooze in your borrowed subterranean hole and mewl all day on Twitter, as if that made a lick of difference to any cause at all.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Feels inevitable that we've reached the "Everyone who doesn't like Last Jedi is a literal tard" phase right now.
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Can he really take this stance when he made up his own background for TLJ to justify its issues and when he reviewed BvS he somehow got the plot wrong despite saying he watched it like 6 times?

I don't think he has ground to stand on....
 
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Rekkington said:
It's just so strange to see someone believe so fiercely a way to change the world but have absolutely no idea of where it went wrong in the past. He seems to think these ideas are all his own, from his hovel of junk food and enlightenment. The only saving grace is that Bob is quite stupid and fails where a lot of Neo-Nazis fail; they lead with "exterminate the Jews" and Bob, rather than finessing his bullshit with a false mask of compassion and enlightenment, is leading with "exterminate conservatives and anyone who doesn't want to live in a city."
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Bob is actually worse than those people because Bob would never dirty his hands, he expects someone else to do that for him
 
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RockVolnutt said:
Can he really take this stance when he made up his own background for TLJ to justify its issues and when he reviewed BvS he somehow got the plot wrong despite saying he watched it like 6 times?

I don't think he has ground to stand on....
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Wait, while i have no doubt he got things wrong, i missed where it was confirmed. What did Bob screw up about BvS?
 
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Feels inevitable that we've reached the "Everyone who doesn't like Last Jedi is a literal tard" phase right now.
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How the hell could anyone consider the reason why Kevin's family forgot about him to be a plot hole? They blatantly showed his ticket going into the garbage in the movie. It wasn't some quick thing you could miss, even if you blinked at the exact moment it happened you could still see it.
 
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LaughingJoke said:
Give me a Replicator and Holodeck and I'm never leaving home.
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Interestingly enough, the first pilot episode of the Original Star Trek (later remade into a regular episode) was about a race of aliens who created the ability to live out their fantasies via illusions, and who nearly destroyed themselves since their lives no longer had a purpose. Their technology was considered so dangerous by the Federation, that they banned anyone from visiting the alien planet. So clearly, even though Star Trek was all about the post-scarcity, the creators never intended the characters to just lie around and hedonistically disappear up their own assholes.

Bob doesn't care though. He doesn't see what a fully hedonistic "you can have whatever you want" world would do to him or to the things he loves. He doesn't see that, after 8 straight days of orgying with Princess Peach sexdolls, that he might get rather sick of the experience. Swapping out the Princess Peach sexdolls for other types of sexdolls might delay his eventual ennui, but sooner or later, he's going to find himself engaging in the most extreme sex act his imagination can dream up,-- and be bored to tears with it all. The theory of the Hedonic Treadmill (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedonic_treadmill ) basically states that your happiness is at a set point, -extreme experiences may alter it slightly, but it will always return to its original point after a time. So if you're a fat, miserable game critic and you win the lottery and alien ants come and steal away all of the MidWesterners and put them to work in sugar caves, sooner or later, you're going to wind up being a fat, miserable game critic again.
 
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Godzilla@1989 said:
Given how much Disney dick Bob sucks on a daily basis and defends TLJ, it’s ironic that he was actually skeptical towards TFA and thought Abrams directing it was a terrible idea.


This was before Abrams decided to pander to him and idiots like him on political corrected SJW propaganda.
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