Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.7%

  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%

  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,636 74.5%
  • Total voters
    3,540
sweaty chafing thighs said:
She posted a video about why she hates Trump and said that she didn't vote because she's biased. Lol. The comments were hysterical and eventually disabled. She couldn't provide a single valid reason for why she actually hated him and just regurgitated what everyone else was saying on Facebook at the time. Enjoy.
Click to expand...
I knew I remembered something like that, thanks. Hillary "Clinteeeen..." also I'm sure in bumblefuck Kentucky, Bernie Sanders is lauded. Also, Trump is rude, says the woman who fat shamed a follower. Okay, gorl.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: hamburgerlardraid, adderall, BeebTheMilch and 4 others
Who wore it better? Our gorl vs the Elephant's Foot at Chernobyl? No point asking which is more toxic.
Screenshot_2018-07-13-15-56-41_kindlephoto-285893193.png
Screenshot_2018-07-13-15-47-10.png


Every now and then a certain shot - and usually not in her vuhloorgs - is just staggering. Her fucking leg in this, my god...
 
Last edited:
  • Winner
Reactions: ThatAnorexicCunt, niente, batshitrat and 22 others
Tiny Clanger said:
Who wore it better? Our gorl vs the Elephant's Foot at Chernobyl? No point asking which is more toxic.View attachment 494819 View attachment 494820

Every now and then a certain shot - and usually not in her vuhloorgs - is just staggering. Her fucking leg in this, my god...
Click to expand...
You know when you’re six and playing with play doh, you roll a bunch of mishapen cylindrical pieces and put it all together to create a person but the pieces don’t quite match up or fit together and you’re just kinda of left with a fragile mass of lumps? That’s what it looks like is happening to Amber’s left leg in this. The human form isn’t meant for whatever is going on there.
 
  • Agree
  • Winner
  • Like
Reactions: ThatAnorexicCunt, niente, Mermantis and 13 others
Toxoplasmosis said:
I don't remember that. wow If Amber ever told me to lose weight, I'd laugh so hard. Amber is carrying 400 extra pounds! :lol:
Click to expand...
Every time Destiny or Becky would accidentally show their stomachs in her videos, by laying down or reaching up or whatever, Amber would shriek and act as if she saw something horrific. She really doesn't understand how much more grotesque she looks than anybody else!
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Mermantis, clamman, Malibougie and 23 others
  • Winner
  • Agree
Reactions: stupid frog, ThatAnorexicCunt, Gargorrrl and 29 others
Toxoplasmosis said:
It's true that Dustin and Becky have both gained a ton of weight since knowing Amber, but I blame them and not Amber. It's all about self-control. Both of them were overweight when they met Amber. They probably would have continued to balloon up anyway, just at a slower pace. If Becky wanted to lose weight, she could eat a small meal at home and then sit and have a drink while Amber stuffs her face in a restaurant. If that makes Amber unhappy, tough shit. After Becky's rant about not wanting to eat dessert alone at The Cheesecake Factory, I guess that wouldn't happen. But she could order off the children's menu, box up half of her meal to take home, or order an appetizer in place of a meal. None of the people associated with Amber practice self-control.
Click to expand...
Amber's life and her orbiters' lives are one connected, never-ending Shakespearean-type tragedy. If all of her orbiters just told her no and stuck to it long enough, Amberlynn would leave them and find someone else to leech off of. Eventually, she'd learn that being a huge cunt just won't work to get her way and she could develop a personality not curated by the lowest-hanging fruit Pinterest boards and Target summer clearance items. Once Amberlynn got used to people just fucking sticking to their guns and defacto forcing her to grow the fuck up, she'd mature (in regards to learning how to cope with delayed gratification and cope with inter- and intrapersonal struggles) and likely have a much better quality of life. The same fatal flaw all her orbiters/enablers have is lack of conviction, which not only makes them suffer, but allows Amber to continue to suffer as well. Amber obviously lacks so many things, but I'd wager her biggest fatal flaw is lack of personal responsibility which is why she is attracted to people who lack conviction.

Unfortunately, pushovers are dime a dozen and Amber targets the ones who are barely able to be their own legal guardians (hence Destiny/Florida friends and AL/Bumfuck Kentucky). However, despite AL's dumbshitness, she did learn to seek out country bumpkins after Cassidy and Krystle had loving families who actually helped push AL away before they were too deep in.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: ThatAnorexicCunt, niente, Cereal Killer and 5 others
Oh my god! hahaha I love how small the text is. Almost ashamed or something.


I wonder if this is like a "pity me" sort of suicide ploy because shes gonna have to play it up harder since people are just going to think shes being realistic. I mean hell, maybe she is. Addressing the haydurs honestly and without judgement.
 
  • Agree
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Malibougie, adderall, Mad Alice and 11 others
Last edited:
  • Like
Reactions: hamburgerlardraid, adderall, Whatthefuck and 10 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back