Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Yes Man]

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If Satan is the Ultimate Evil™, then surely he would be down for some cat slaughter? Also, more demon genders.

You know, I'm pretty sure there's a few Theistic Satanic summoning rituals that involve the slaughter of a cat and then applying its body fat to your face. Specifically for invoking a demon to live in your body.

Sort of like saying Jesus hates it when people pray for salvation, y'now.

The funniest thing to me is how she uses the symbol of the Church of Satan, the Sigil of Baphomet (which is not actually satanic), on her "hellgender" flags. If she's supposed to be a theistic Satanist, why would she use the atheistic symbol? Hell , why would she or any other faux-Satanist use that OR the Sigil of Lucifer?

Spoiler: maybe sperging?

The most satanic thing about Lucifer is that when the King James version of the Bible was released in 1611, it contained one little mistranslation in Isaiah 14:12-14. It turned what should have been "morning star" into "Lucifer" as seen in modern translations of the original Hebrew. The prophet Isaiah is actually just trash-talking Belshazzar/Nebuchadnezzar II and taunting him in the passage, referring to Belshazzar as "morning star, son of the dawn". Lucifer is not and has never been another name for Satan and neither a demon nor a fallen angel, which you would think someone would notice but I guess not.

You got it, fella. The fastest way to tell if someone seriously aligns themselves with Satan is to look and how well thought out their choice of representative symbols are. Usually you'll see it only indicating an alignment with left hand beliefs and nothing else, or even like you said, naming the wrong entity entirely.

 

[MaoBigDong]

Yeah, conveniently enough he was pushed into a singing career by his fucked up dad, lucky for you he got famous enough to be a pop icon so you can pretend to fuck his ghost daily. Guarantee if MJ ended up being a nobody you would be off pretend fucking some other pop/rock celebrity from the time period.

Also not sure if this has been said already but why does she just act like a regular MJ fan on twitter but on her tumblr she talks about how she is kin with him, headcanons that he’s trans, and bones him daily? Is she perhaps embarrassed to show her twitter followers or possible future employers/friends that she’s fucking MJ’s ghost?

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

The funniest thing to me is how she uses the symbol of the Church of Satan, the Sigil of Baphomet (which is not actually satanic), on her "hellgender" flags. If she's supposed to be a theistic Satanist, why would she use the atheistic symbol? Hell , why would she or any other faux-Satanist use that OR the Sigil of Lucifer?

Spoiler: maybe sperging?

The most satanic thing about Lucifer is that when the King James version of the Bible was released in 1611, it contained one little mistranslation in Isaiah 14:12-14. It turned what should have been "morning star" into "Lucifer" as seen in modern translations of the original Hebrew. The prophet Isaiah is actually just trash-talking Belshazzar/Nebuchadnezzar II and taunting him in the passage, referring to Belshazzar as "morning star, son of the dawn". Lucifer is not and has never been another name for Satan and neither a demon nor a fallen angel, which you would think someone would notice but I guess not.

Maybe fftopic: and sperging a bit but since Steph sperges over this thread, maybe she could learn a little about the entity she's actually claims to be "worshipping"
I've always just accepted the whole "Lucifer was Satan's angelic name" thing because shit, there are about ten different ways to interpret "man shall not lie with man as he does with a woman" (the Leviticus fierce anti-gays use) when it's been suggested that it's a misinterpretation. Since women were almost exclusively considered little more than her father and husband's property, facet of the house, womb to bear children back then, the scripture could be taken not as "HOMOS BAD" and more "do not treat another man who is your equal as you would treat your wife (read: basically a combination dishwasher-vacuum).
Now I want to know what Satan's actual angelic name was. IIRC Satan may not be the actual "name" for his demonic form, just what humanity calls him (assuming that Beelzebub is just a demon under command). And AFAIK not only on earth but also on the "spiritual" plane it's very frowned upon if you use his angelic name to describe the satanic form (a legitimate example of what troons call deadnaming). It makes a lot of sense imo, you literally go from a perfect, immaculate being to the root of all evil and suffering over envy, hubris, and greed. You're damn right you don't deserve to be called by that pure name ever again.

 

[zesty bill clinton]

You literally idolize a man who injected acid into a child's brain to make a sex slave but sure, calling people re.tard is the real violence here.

Yes, of course, my favorite "quintessential" goth musician, Lana Del Rey.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

She is becoming increasingly unhinged.

 

[MaoBigDong]

Yes, of course, my favorite "quintessential" goth musician, Lana Del Rey.

Didn’t you know that if you play summertime sadness backwards Satan comes to your house and fucks you senseless?

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She is becoming increasingly unhinged.

For someone who idolizes Richard Ramirez and Jeffrey Dahmer, this isn’t particularly shocking and I’m sure she thinks about this shit daily on the DL. To every normal person looking at her twitter profile, though, it’s actually pretty gross and even somewhat frightening. I know my ass wouldn’t be taking up her craigslist ad to live with her after seeing those tweets.

 

[sarcasticslipandslide]

Now I want to know what Satan's actual angelic name was. IIRC Satan may not be the actual "name" for his demonic form, just what humanity calls him (assuming that Beelzebub is just a demon under command). And AFAIK not only on earth but also on the "spiritual" plane it's very frowned upon if you use his angelic name to describe the satanic form (a legitimate example of what troons call deadnaming). It makes a lot of sense imo, you literally go from a perfect, immaculate being to the root of all evil and suffering over envy, hubris, and greed. You're damn right you don't deserve to be called by that pure name ever again.

Satan was never a fallen angel to begin with; that misleading information comes from another passage, specifically Ezekiel 28:11-19. It refers to the king of Tyre as a "cherub", but Christian groups misattributed it to Satan. Evangelical communities tend to disregard both the Isaiah and Ezekiel passages as having nothing to do with the fall of Satan from Heaven.

Spoiler: more sperging

If you do your research, you will find that in the Quran and earlier iterations of the Bible, Al-Shaitan (Arabic name for THE Satan; shaitan refers to any adversarial force) is a (d)jinn named Iblis before he and the other jinns were cast out of Heaven. Jinns are regarded as intelligent spirits that are lesser in rank than angels in Arabic and Muslim mythos, which explains why he was in Heaven to begin with. IIRC, he was cast out because he refused to bow before the humans God created.

The other jinns were dumped onto Earth to do their thing and function similarly to the demons of Judeo-Christian faith. They are hot-heated, temperamental, aggressive tricksters who are proud among all else and love to lead humans into temptation through deception. While demons are said to bow to the will of Satan, jinns have no such leader and follow their own will.

 

[Jhonson Jhonson]

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If Satan is the Ultimate Evil™, then surely he would be down for some cat slaughter? Also, more demon genders.

So if I want to be fucked by Satan I just have to hurt a black cat? Nice.

 

[sarcasticslipandslide]

She is becoming increasingly unhinged.

I know I should be more horrified by this statement than I am, but really, it's anatomically false. If you cut off a man's dick, all you'll get is blood and maybe some piss if he has a weak bladder and it trickles out. Sperm and semen are stored in the testes, which I thought was common knowledge, but Stephanie clearly has no understanding of male anatomy.

 

[Meowthkip]

Yes, of course, my favorite "quintessential" goth musician, Lana Del Rey.

I see she's read some of my posts, then. Good job, taking music suggestions from the people making fun of you who are saying you're a poser.

Is the Lana Del Ray bit supposed to be a joke?

 

[sarcasticslipandslide]

Is the Lana Del Ray bit supposed to be a joke?

No.

 

[JaneThough]

She seems to think anyone who has a passing interest in murderers/true crime is super goth aesthetic. She clearly has no idea how overrun the true crime fandom is with basic white housewives.

 

[keyboredsm4sh]

She seems to think anyone who has a passing interest in murderers/true crime is super goth aesthetic. She clearly has no idea how overrun the true crime fandom is with basic white housewives.

I'd bet anything a lot of goths are very anti-true crime. Just like with the media blaming Marilyn Manson for school shootings, it does nothing but give a style a bad undeserved rap. I'd also bet the majority of goths are decent people who are as disgusted with murderers (and people who lust after them to be edgy) as the next guy. Totally going to enter a "No True Scotsman", but Stephanie is quite obviously nothing more than a poser in everything she says and does.

 

[NoFeline]

Sperm and semen are stored in the testes, which I thought was common knowledge, but Stephanie clearly has no understanding of male anatomy.

 

[sarcasticslipandslide]

Stephanie is quite obviously nothing more than a poser in everything she says and does.

I decided to test this theory the other day and she truly has no understanding of anything related to her "occult" practices. It was very simple, really. All I did was send her a series of anonymous messages and pretend to be a fellow theistic MOGAI tumblrina Satanist who had some criticisms of her delightful(ly ugly) "hellgender" flags.

Spoiler: asks in order :autism:

TL;DR: "Hey, idiot, did you know that the Baphomet and thereby the Sigil of Baphomet isn't really Satanic in a theistic sense? And that using the atheistic symbol for a bunch of theistic-inspired 'gender pride flags' is inherently flawed? The theistic symbol is the encircled pentagram, for one, and the Sigil of Lucifer is a terrible choice for a flag attempting to represent Satan in any capacity" with some smatterings of ass-patting to keep her from catching wind of my ploy.

Stephanie: "i know all of this, but despite knowing all of this, i didn't know any of this and used the wrong symbols. i'm such a dedicated and smart theistic satanist! "

 

[Lady of the House]

She seems to think anyone who has a passing interest in murderers/true crime is super goth aesthetic. She clearly has no idea how overrun the true crime fandom is with basic white housewives.

"True crime" has been popular since the very beginning, just look at how popular law&order, my favorite murder, serial, and any type of 20/20 tv show is. For god's sake, thousands of people literally had a "Bundy BBQ" when they executed him. It's as basic as saying you're into history.... you've got to be interested in more than wanting to bang murderers to be "totally goth". Sleep in a graveyard or something.

No.

Does she not know that dark themes don't automatically qualify for "goth"? Siouxsie and the banshees and The Cure are still goth despite having light songs, doesn't make Lana any different for having one or two songs with darker stuff in it.

 

[HY 140]

"I can't grasp biology"
you got that right

 

[MaoBigDong]

She seems to think anyone who has a passing interest in murderers/true crime is super goth aesthetic. She clearly has no idea how overrun the true crime fandom is with basic white housewives.

:powerlevel: But this is pretty accurate lol my mom is the biggest true crime fan ever and she’s a pretty typical southern housewife. Ironically enough, all of the goth people I know IRL are in it for the aesthetic mostly and care more about gothic culture than goth stereotypes. I know one chick who is the biggest anime fan and memelord ever but she’s probably the most goth person I’ve ever met in my life, and her aesthetic is actually really nice and well researched because she loves the history of gothic fashion.

There is actually a pretty rich culture for goth people but Steph does this with every facet of her personality; she takes the most annoying stereotypes of every culture she is supposedly a part of and integrates it into her own personality so that she can be interesting and quirky.

 

[Chicken Picnic]

All these cows trying to be uwu goth aesthetic, meanwhile i don’t even try to embody it and when I see my extended family they say how “you’re still rocking the goth thing!” and “you get more goth every time i see you!”

This is oppression. I just like to wear black ok, it looks better with my plumage.

Seriously though, if you tell people all the time how ‘goth’ you are, you’re probably not very goth lmao. Your taste in music doesn’t matter, it doesn’t make you more goth if you listen to specific artists. Goth is more of a fashion statement and community than some cut throat hipster cult where you have to like only the purest of Goth Memes(tm) to qualify. If we’re going down the hipster goth route though, you need more black in your life Steph, the colourful fedora is ruining your aesthetic for starters.

Makes me think Steph would be the type in the metal community who shits on people who like bands like Slipknot/Babymetal/less “hardcore” groups because it’s not ‘real metal(tm)’ to them. Jokes on you, no one cares! Listen to whoever you want! If you think Lana is goth, sure, go for it. Not quite sure how, but it’s (current year) and we can do whatever.

 

[Pumpkin spice]

I’m gonna have to agree with chicken here, that story probably never happened it just SCREAMS r/thathappened... either that or she just whispered it under her breath and exaggerated the story

I know, but can you imagine? Steph pushes her way to the front of the theater, elbowing folks out of the way, clears her throat and goes...