Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[REGENDarySumanai]

Um Bob...

Good chance the barista will be replaced (or at least consolidated into 1 tech helper) before those others.

Can't wait for the robot critic to replace Bob Chipman. Now that would be a fucking hoot.

 

[Positron]

Can't wait for the robot critic to replace Bob Chipman. Now that would be a fucking hoot.

Make her a busty CGI film critic who cracks boob jokes while reviewing MCU. A Capeshit Elvira if you will.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Is there a "None of the above" option?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Make her a busty CGI film critic who cracks boob jokes while reviewing MCU. A Capeshit Elvira if you will.

Elvira's in her 60s and still looks damn great to this day, so I would definitely watch this.

Is there a "None of the above" option?
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Can we have a better film as an option?

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Can't wait for the robot critic to replace Bob Chipman. Now that would be a fucking hoot.

The sad truth is that Bob would still be more rigid, flat and less entertaining than any robot could ever be

Is there a "None of the above" option?
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Wow! It’s amazing how all of these options are literal schlock!

Except “EU” but it’s very telling that Bob follows that up with bullshit

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Can we have a better film as an option?

That and I wanted a option where they don’t fuck Up Lando but that’s unfortunately will happen.

Also, why would Bob think Hayden Christensen would appear in Episode IX?

 

[Pokemonquistador]

Basically Bob like all ideologues will do all the mental gymnastics they need to in order for their ideas to "work" even though you need the most flexible sense of reality to allow Bob's "Superior Future" to make sense and not end up being the deaths of untold millions.

Will MovieBob's "Superior Future" ever come to pass? Will his video channel ever get more views than a Youtube Z-Lister? Will he ever know the tender love of a woman? Will he ever move out of his relative's basement?

Spoiler: The Answer:

 

[Doctor of Autism]

What if Bob went back to making skits for his videos like when he did the Game Overthinker?

 

[Gordon Cole]

What if Bob went back to making skits for his videos like when he did the Game Overthinker?

He had one in his Solo video that he swore up and down wasn't a dig at Jeremy Jahns.

(It was obviously a dig at Jeremy Jahns.)

 

[Maggots on a Train]

For those keeping track, we're on year five of completely missing the point.
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Name one guy that will still live in a basement a decade from now.
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Well, Bob's never been right before...
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Meanwhile, at least Chris has friends.
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What is he trying to say here? That middle class people will suddenly hire live-in servants, or become the live-in servants? The first would have to require the legalization of some kind of sub-minimum wage slave salary, for people who could never have their own families, nor modern materialistic American lives. The second would mean middle class people have to assume that kind of shittastic life. Sounds great, superior future!

Both would mean that basements again become a place for servant quarters, so Bob loses out either way.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

The sad truth is that Bob would still be more rigid, flat and less entertaining than any robot could ever be.

That, and robots have a demonstrated ability to learn from the world around them and the people they interact with. Tay developed more in 24 hours than Bob has in the last decade.

 

[Red Hood]

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What is he trying to say here? That middle class people will suddenly hire live-in servants, or become the live-in servants? The first would have to require the legalization of some kind of sub-minimum wage slave salary, for people who could never have their own families, nor modern materialistic American lives. The second would mean middle class people have to assume that kind of shittastic life. Sounds great, superior future!

Both would mean that basements again become a place for servant quarters, so Bob loses out either way.

I feel like Bob's "everyone wants to be waited on" is a mirror on his own mentality. No, it's not correct. There's satisfaction in getting something yourself. I like making enchiladas myself and feel personal satisfaction when they turn out really tasty. In fact, you could say things like camping or hunting: things no longer required to survive, but now existing in a state where we do them for leisure: speak to the fact that a lot of people want to get away from the overly complicated lives they lead and enjoy a more primal existence (at least temporarily).

I mean it doesn't surprise me that a fast-food inhaling Toys-R-Us kid like Bob thinks butlers are a great idea; he really has no concept of self-reliance and doesn't seem to see the connection with sedentary lifestyles and increased rates of diabetes and obesity. He's never had to scrap or fight for anything he wanted and he just doesn't get the satisfaction in succeeding.

 

[thismanlies]

Well, Bob's never been right before...

If that ever happens, Bob will never have to open a tub of mayonnaise again.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Pretty sure farmers are going to still exist in 2028 and the forseeable future.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

But that’s the foreseeable future, not the SUPERIOR FUTURE

 

[Gordon Cole]

"You mean I'm closer to a Disney monopoly, and the X-Men in Avengers? But most importantly a Disney monopoly?"

To anyone in the Boston area, keep an eye out for a fat man in a Hawaiian shirt jerking off to Asian people.

When have you ever been subtle?

Oh no, they've earned Bob's ire. How will they ever survive?

Hardy har har.

Cause your side is so better organized.

"Get rid of people I don't like Mr. Facebook!"

It's probably not gonna be that great, isn't it?

I had no idea DC stood for "Defensive Cunt".

Yeah, I expect this to end well.

 

[The Nothingness]

Hardy har har.

You mean it's not a Wasteland?

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

"No idea where I'm over," aka "Why Hillary lost"

 

[LaughingJoke]

"You mean I'm closer to a Disney monopoly, and the X-Men in Avengers? But most importantly a Disney monopoly?"
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To anyone in the Boston area, keep an eye out for a fat man in a Hawaiian shirt jerking off to Asian people.
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When have you ever been subtle?
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Oh no, they've earned Bob's ire. How will they ever survive?
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Hardy har har.
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Cause your side is so better organized.
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"Get rid of people I don't like Mr. Facebook!"
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It's probably not gonna be that great, isn't it?
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I had no idea DC stood for "Defensive Cunt".
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Yeah, I expect this to end well.
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Random Child in Midwest: Mommy why is that plane leaning in our direction? I don't sweetie usually they fly on a more even keel I hope nothings wrong.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I support it.

In other words, shipping them off to die.

And this shithead wonders why people call him a Nazi.