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Apart from the obvious laziness, other reasons at play are that he appears to consider working a real job to be "beneath him" and not to mention the ego-driven sunk cost fallacy aspect of his "10 year legacy", where he has to admit to himself that he spent such a long time on something that didn't turn out to be a succesful life long pursuit like he expected or wanted it to be and is back at square one having to work a regular job again.
 
There is another major point people are missing regarding DSP getting a job. Phil is far too paranoid to get a job. If he were to get a job somewhere, detractors would find out, and his life would be in danger.

I may be odd for doing this, but I search some of my coworkers online. Joe Schmo is kind of creepy, I wonder what Google says about him... Jane is a real bitch, I wonder what she posts online...

It would only take one coworker to look up Phillip Burnell and we know what the results would be. Within the week the whole workplace would know that Phil jacked off on camera and is an internet joke.

We know Phil likes to hide in his hugbox and ban anyone who says anything negative about him. He absolutely could not handle working with other human beings for any length of time.
 
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Well, at least he’s coming right out and telling his fans to prepare their anuses for the violating that’s coming when he goes into full reeemergency beg mode this week. They can have their wallets out and their buttholes lubed in advance; it’s pretty courteous of him to give them a heads up when you think about it.
 
I'm surprised he's still continuing with the games already in progress. I assumed that if his latest emergency is fabricated or embellished, he'd just pull out the "I need to make money so I gotta play the games the fans want dood" card and find a way to weasel out of playing SH2 on too-hard-for-Phil difficulty.
 
There is another major point people are missing regarding DSP getting a job. Phil is far too paranoid to get a job. If he were to get a job somewhere, detractors would find out, and his life would be in danger.

I may be odd for doing this, but I search some of my coworkers online. Joe Schmo is kind of creepy, I wonder what Google says about him... Jane is a real bitch, I wonder what she posts online...

It would only take one coworker to look up Phillip Burnell and we know what the results would be. Within the week the whole workplace would know that Phil jacked off on camera and is an internet joke.

We know Phil likes to hide in his hugbox and ban anyone who says anything negative about him. He absolutely could not handle working with other human beings for any length of time.
Good point, I can but imagine how co-workers would react to his idiotic anti-semitic 'jokes" in Dead Space or how he talked about wanting to smack an 11 year old girl, or for that matter how he shot himself showering twice.
 
I'm surprised he's still continuing with the games already in progress. I assumed that if his latest emergency is fabricated or embellished, he'd just pull out the "I need to make money so I gotta play the games the fans want dood" card and find a way to weasel out of playing SH2 on too-hard-for-Phil difficulty.

The instant he feels like he didn't get enough coin thrown at him, he will. But in the next few days, I would fully expect to see large chunks of money given to Phil, either tipped or cheered. When it happens, roll your eyes, and watch as the days move on and the whales fade. Phil's income is heavily reliant on a few people giving him hundreds of dollars a month. That's just not sustainable. He'll roll for a while longer, but at some point, those whales will move on, especially (imo) if he ups the begging even more and gets more stressed (this assumes that his youtube income actually takes a significant hit) and lashes out at his supporters as he is prone to do. He'll eventually freak out on Swagginz or austmink or infinite, and they'll peace out, taking their money with them.
 
@actually I think he's more likely to finish the game than not, since he's actually at what could be considered the halfway point of the game. Without spoiling things, I think he only needs about two more full sessions to finish the game, even if he gets stuck on a few parts.

However, there is one more major hard part of the game he hasn't reached yet. Again, without spoilers, the penultimate boss fight is comparatively much more difficult in that it takes a very long time (10 minutes at my estimate) to finish, and if you don't manage your health and ammo well you won't have enough to beat the final (but objectively easier) final boss.
 
The instant he feels like he didn't get enough coin thrown at him, he will. But in the next few days, I would fully expect to see large chunks of money given to Phil, either tipped or cheered. When it happens, roll your eyes, and watch as the days move on and the whales fade. Phil's income is heavily reliant on a few people giving him hundreds of dollars a month. That's just not sustainable. He'll roll for a while longer, but at some point, those whales will move on, especially (imo) if he ups the begging even more and gets more stressed (this assumes that his youtube income actually takes a significant hit) and lashes out at his supporters as he is prone to do. He'll eventually freak out on Swagginz or austmink or infinite, and they'll peace out, taking their money with them.
He pretty much said this exact thing during his panic stream. Unless games are profitable he's going to drop them, and you would have to assume that bar has been raised because of the loss of Dspgaming. You are correct his Twitch model isn't sustainable, but he sure has kept it going. It is almost like he has a line waiting and when one wale leaves the next person kneels down and take their place.

Sort of off topic, but for some reason I decided to check out his Vice City videos on Kogaming and none of them had ads. I know Youtube can do some strange stuff depending on region so maybe somebody outside the U.S. can check it out and see if they get ads.
 
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Look at the views on KOgaming. His DSPgaming channel could only dream of numbers like these.
So let's lean back and see how he will ruin these views with his constant spam.

Will Phil Burnell hold his greed back in this dire situation?
Will he upload longer videos like demanded by his audience?
Will he actually monetize his videos to save the house?! (I see not a single ad)
How will the future world react to this lazy piss poor patted painful program?
All depends on the upcoming double stream.
See you next episode on The Incredible Gout!
 
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Look at the views on KOgaming. His DSPgaming channel could only dream of numbers like these.
So let's lean back and see how he will ruin these views with his constant spam.

Will Phil Burnell hold his greed back in this dire situation?
Will he upload longer videos like demanded by his audience?
Will he actually monetize his videos to save the house?! (I see not a single ad)
How will the future world react to this lazy piss poor patted painful program?
All depends on the upcoming double stream.
See you next episode on The Incredible Gout!

Now that he is back on kogaming, maybe he will upload that 2 missing KOCC video? hmm?
 
Will he actually monetize his videos to save the house?! (I see not a single ad)

If I’m not mistaken, he had KOGayming under the same Adsense account DSPGayming. If I recall correctly, he tried to create two new Adsense accounts when he rejoined Curse and got denied the one for DSPGayming because he had already created one for KOGayming. There was a bit of drama as he was trying to get DSPGayming under the same Adsense account as KOGayming. I’m wondering if YouTube/Google switched it to the original, banned account. Also, didn’t he abandon KOGaymin because he couldn’t monitize videos there?
 
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If I’m not mistaken, he had KOGayming under the same Adsense account DSPGayming. If I recall correctly, he tried to create two new Adsense accounts when he rejoined Curse and got denied the one for DSPGayming because he had already created one for KOGayming. There was a bit of drama as he was trying to get DSPGayming under the same Adsense account as KOGayming. I’m wondering if YouTube/Google switched it to the original, banned account. Also, didn’t he abandon KOGaymin because he couldn’t monotize videos there?
He abandon because he's too lazy to put out any edited content on that chanel, also demonitized.
 
If I’m not mistaken, he had KOGayming under the same Adsense account DSPGayming. If I recall correctly, he tried to create two new Adsense accounts when he rejoined Curse and got denied the one for DSPGayming because he had already created one for KOGayming. There was a bit of drama as he was trying to get DSPGayming under the same Adsense account as KOGayming. I’m wondering if YouTube/Google switched it to the original, banned account. Also, didn’t he abandon KOGaymin because he couldn’t monotize videos there?
Well, now there are ads. Maybe the system fought with my browser and the AdBlocker (very possible) or it's just the way of minor ads, the availability of them: All his ads are "overlays" or "sponsored info-cards". Advertisers generally care more for the imbedded video-ads, they make the most money, they pay more money, they have more influence (source: My own MCN). So maybe these cards sometimes vanish because of that, could be.
But he should still stay with that option because nobody want to watch Boring Bitch Brainfart with big ads in between his mentally absent blubbering, I mean work.

Why his channel can set ads when he claimed he can't set ads?
Phil says a lot of stupid uninformed wrong words or simply lies.
 
There is another major point people are missing regarding DSP getting a job. Phil is far too paranoid to get a job. If he were to get a job somewhere, detractors would find out, and his life would be in danger.

I may be odd for doing this, but I search some of my coworkers online. Joe Schmo is kind of creepy, I wonder what Google says about him... Jane is a real bitch, I wonder what she posts online...

It would only take one coworker to look up Phillip Burnell and we know what the results would be. Within the week the whole workplace would know that Phil jacked off on camera and is an internet joke.

We know Phil likes to hide in his hugbox and ban anyone who says anything negative about him. He absolutely could not handle working with other human beings for any length of time.

This 100%

He is too fragile to face coworkers who would google the new guy and find everything. He would have to change his name, then apply for work under that name.
 
So I am in the UK and I played his most recent GTA VC video and it had one advert at the beginning and that was it.

His current business model is unsustainable; he is relying on the kindness of strangers to pay his bills, he is essentially a homeless person but with a cool gimmick. He has to play PC games for witch bounties I think they are mostly PC games. The current list of games are;
GTA V PC
Smite PC
Runescape PC
Cod WW2 pc
Fifa PC
Fighterz PC
The Division PC
Super Mario Odyssey - Switch /yeah I was confused too by this lol

He cannot be negative in the video AT ALL - No swearing or negative talk EVEN TO FANS as the videos are screened by staff of twitch LOL.
 
So I am in the UK and I played his most recent GTA VC video and it had one advert at the beginning and that was it.

His current business model is unsustainable; he is relying on the kindness of strangers to pay his bills, he is essentially a homeless person but with a cool gimmick. He has to play PC games for witch bounties I think they are mostly PC games. The current list of games are;
GTA V PC
Smite PC
Runescape PC
Cod WW2 pc
Fifa PC
Fighterz PC
The Division PC
Super Mario Odyssey - Switch /yeah I was confused too by this lol

He cannot be negative in the video AT ALL - No swearing or negative talk EVEN TO FANS as the videos are screened by staff of twitch LOL.

Cant wait for these streams to happen. To go full sellout.
 
He cannot be negative in the video AT ALL - No swearing or negative talk EVEN TO FANS as the videos are screened by staff of twitch LOL.

You don't even have to worry about detractors either stirring shit or baiting shit, because he could record it offline and he would still fall foul of this. However much he wants to blame detractors (and they do contribute, dont get me wrong) he is the most toxic individual I've seen.

And he has to compete with my exes for that title.
 
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