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Saigonara said:
Hey @SoapQueen1, can you bring back Sidella thread? I've seen the cuck constantly crying about trolls and comparing them to terrorists so I think he is worthy enough to be a lolcow
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Only if people actually think he's funny tbh. A lot of people complained so I'm only going to put it back if people have additional funny stuff to post.
 
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Kat's Twitch statistics, since I don't think it'd been posted before: https://sullygnome.com/channel/chaosrealm01/565/streams

Looks like she made the account in December 2016, started streaming a month later, and quit streaming June 1. Her best stream had an average of 2 viewers and her highest peak viewers was 4. I don't know why she invested the money into equipment to capture PS4 games but she doesn't seem to have gotten anything out of it at all. She had maybe 20 followers.
 
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BScCollateral said:
The bizarre thing to me is that "I like the house and I don't want to sell it" is a perfectly reasonable thing to say and feel. He doesn't need to make any BS explanations for why, but he does anyway.
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Same with how he could say "I prefer making a living from home with my hobby than working an actual job and working under someone else" when it comes to his "job" instead of all the horse shit he spews.
 
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I also saw a video about what 'Invalid Click Activity' involves and how to prevent it. Google AdSense is used by websites and part of it is where your traffic is coming from. This seems to have been a problem with AdSense's implementation on YouTube from the start because YouTube provides no tools to monitor where your traffic is originating, as channel owners are not provided with access to their channels HTML files. Google AdSense holds a YouTube channel to the same standards as if it were your personal website. One of the things that falls under the umbrella of 'Invalid Click Activity' is clicks from artificial flows of traffic.

So if Dave has traffic from 3rd party sites on his videos from sites like reddit, lolcow, etc. any accidental or intended 'clicks' are considered 'Invalid Click Activity' and I'm assuming that the full, unskippable video ads are considered a 'click' because the advertiser has to pay for that ad that is playing from what AdSense considers artificially generated traffic. This may have nothing to do with his initial AdSense ban, or having multiple AdSense accounts, it may be because he's such an infamously spurgy toxic piss-baby that his videos are receiving a not insignificant portion of their traffic originating from 3rd part sites not considered 'organically occurring impressions'. In short this could be his own infamy, lazyness, and flat refusal to learn fucking anything finally biting a chunk out of his fatass; and if it stands there seems to be a possibility of all his AdSense accounts being disabled.

The one thing I am really wondering is if he received a 30-day suspension from AdSense or if his account was completely shut down.
 
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If Phil were smart he would simply walk away from his CT condo. That money pit will absolutely sink him at some point financially. He would be better off contacting the bank that holds the loan on the property and notifying them of his situation and his inability to afford the monthly payments. Otherwise he risks losing both properties and royally fucking up his credit through bankruptcy. I know of a few people who did this during the housing market crash and they are in a better place. Phil's ego however will prevent him from doing this and I think at some point we will see a bankruptcy saga.
 
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Molester Stallone said:
If Phil were smart he would simply walk away from his CT condo
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He is not smart, else he would have cut his loses and ran a long time ago. All the shit that DSP is in, is his own fault every single last bit of it. Because he messed up, becuase he is an idiot. He can save it at any moment too, but he won't ever because he is an idiot.
 
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2 random minutes with DSP: Silent Hill 2 HD

In what looks like the worst boss fight ever, the protagonist and "Eddie" exchange gunshots in a small industrial storeroom. (This "boss fight" has to be seen to be believed. I even had to looked it up on Youtube, and yes, it is this terrible). Eddie empties revolvers shots into him as Phil lays into Eddie with a handful of lumber.

Here seems to be a legitimate game design flaw. Still, it's blamed on the difficulty setting. "Hard difficulty is so much fun", Phil sarcastically huffs. Chat responds to the prompt with the dspFun emote, made specifically for one-sided trials such as this. Another aggravating design decision, dspFun has the quotes above the ends the word rather than on either side
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2 random minutes with DSP: Silent Hill 2 HD

In what looks like the worst boss fight ever, the protagonist and "Eddie" exchange gunshots in a small industrial storeroom. (This "boss fight" has to be seen to be believed. I even had to looked it up on Youtube, and yes, it is this terrible). Eddie empties revolvers shots into him as Phil lays into Eddie with a handful of lumber.

Here seems to be a legitimate game design flaw. Still, it's blamed on the difficulty setting. "Hard difficulty is so much fun", Phil sarcastically huffs. Chat responds to the prompt with the dspFun emote, made specifically for one-sided trials such as this. Another aggravating design decision, dspFun has the quotes above the ends the word rather than on either side
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I watched that fight, not only was it boring and 'poorly made', phil just bitched nonstop about it
 
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Gotta say, for the 1st "SAVE MAH BUSINESS" stream, this one was about as bog-standard as it could have been. $82.05 in cheers and subs (a net gain of 6 subs shown in chat). Currently at 422 subs, but there should be a few more drops from gifted subs. I also only saw a $10 and $5 tip.
 
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Wurstbrot said:
2 Random Minutes with DSP: (Silent Hill 2, current stream)

Yells "The bees the bees *burp* the bees the bees" while coordinating through the sewers. In search for the usage of a key, he has no idea what to do. "Uuuh"s in the chat's general direction and don't know what to do, "it's annoying". Continues to yell "the bees" (I guess bc it rhymes with "the keys"). Still has no idea how he should use the key.
Austmink made a 100 bit cheer.
Finds out how to use the key. Just go on "USE" when standing on a gate. Falls to the next stage to Eddie. Strange laugh. Goat laugh. Plays with his beard (I honestly hate this, there is NOTHING to play with. Is his beard greasy? Does it itch? Whatever, it's disgusting).

I won't watch more of this shit unless someone creates a proxy stream, or Tevin wakes up from his eternal slumber.
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I'll admit the autistic way he twitches his fingers at his shitty goutee triggers me pretty hard too too. It's so ridiculous because, yeah, there's nothing fucking there to grab! And it's fuckin nasty.
 
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Haunter said:
2 random minutes with DSP: Silent Hill 2 HD

In what looks like the worst boss fight ever, the protagonist and "Eddie" exchange gunshots in a small industrial storeroom. (This "boss fight" has to be seen to be believed. I even had to looked it up on Youtube, and yes, it is this terrible). Eddie empties revolvers shots into him as Phil lays into Eddie with a handful of lumber.

Here seems to be a legitimate game design flaw. Still, it's blamed on the difficulty setting. "Hard difficulty is so much fun", Phil sarcastically huffs. Chat responds to the prompt with the dspFun emote, made specifically for one-sided trials such as this. Another aggravating design decision, dspFun has the quotes above the ends the word rather than on either side
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Wow, he used the 2x4 on Eddie? It's a fucking boss, that's when you're supposed to use some of your ammo. Leave it to DSP to treat a boss fight like a common encounter.
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
Wow, he used the 2x4 on Eddie? It's a fucking boss, that's when you're supposed to use some of your ammo. Leave it to DSP to treat a boss fight like a common encounter.
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Blackadder2000 said:
!st phase of this fight can be actually easily 1 shot with Pyramid Head's knife. I don't expect Phil to know that. After that just use rifle or shotgun.
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He did up end using the 2x4 after the shotgun proved to be not much use, though it's still trying the viewers patience. I can't fault him for grasping at straws. It's a confusing scenario in a video game to be dropped into. In area about the size of your bedroom, two characters nearly stand in place and fire guns into each other non-stop until, hopefully, the other person collapses.

I didn't want to harp on it too much. It is a situation where I had to look up that what was appearing on the screen was supposed to be happening :/
 
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