Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

I want to be clear. I expect you to be able to produce credentials to back up what you're saying.
I also expect you to not pay to promote tweets that aren't blatant lies. My expectations are normal with others... but with you, John, it's pure :optimistic:.

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Wheres your credentials, John?


And also.... ok ok, let's pretend that you actually have not just minimal (you don't), but exceptional tech skills (you really don't).
What do you expect?
Do you think it's like, in the basement of the House of Representatives is a machine you hook up to, where you get transported into "TRON land" into a meta-physical X-wing that flies around and shoots giant viruses and defends against attacks from tie-fighters being flown by the evil empire? You better be fast, government and infrastructure assets are distributed all over the world and namespace. Many of these are even private companies, likely including ALL of the servers for a particular "power grid."
I bet you do. You can't possibly assume that you're going to be elected into sysadmin for all government institutions, replacing thousands of different people on hundreds of teams in hundreds of different departments, AND all of the private companies that contract out to the government (which is the vast majority of everything new), do you? And that you're going to also replace all the developers and recode everything insecure to be secure? And also replace all teams running on all vendor assets (think Meltdown / spectre for an example of how deep this needs to go)? And even if you did, that you'd be able to predict and protect against even by far the most common attack vector, social engineering?
No.... that'd be crazy. You're probably misinformed and believe the Star Wars / Tron crossover thing.
Godspeed, Wu pilot.


The internet is not a big truck. It's a series of Death Stars.

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Dream on, Wu.



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"I have a degree in... computer... umm... science... thingy. With extensive experience of the proxies and countermeasuring digital penetration by the Russians. I've fought those forces of darkness before, and I stand ready to defend them again, so elect me to handle all your cybersecurity needs." - paid for by the Vote For John Now Today Woo! committee
 
This is what a Russia/Chinese attack on the American electric grid would look like:
Minor Disruption:
You will see their economies will be hammered as they become the global pariah and no one will do business with them, their banks will be locked out of the international finance system meaning whatever trade they do perform will be done via hard currency - that is, 747's full of paper.
Venezuela has been relegated to hard currency since I think 2014, and you can see how things go from bad to holy fucking shit once that happened.

Major Disruption:
It will look like a bunch of missiles being launched from "fly over country" . It will look like which ever fucktard leader allowed it happen on his watch getting their shit pushed in as the rest of the world either sends troops and joins in on the curb stomp, or stands by because no one will come the aid of someone who OK'ed an attack on civilian infrastructure without a declaration of war.


What the Russian/Chinese/Iranian hackers want isn't disruption. There is probably a large degree of wanting to know how to interfere should they decide they did want to go war with America - in which case they don't want to actually do anything to give away their presence. But primarily they want source code and practices because America has what they can only dream of, which is a functioning utility grid.
 
Quick, someone ask Wu how they'd solve the DEFAS problem! Tell them it's part of what's wrong with the Pentagon's accounting system and that it's vulnerable to hacking.

I REALLY REALLY wanna see his answer.
 
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Quick, someone ask Wu how they'd solve the DEFAS problem! Tell them it's part of what's wrong with the Pentagon's accounting system and that it's vulnerable to hacking.

I REALLY REALLY wanna see his answer.
Do you mean DFAS?
 
Do you mean DFAS?
Yeah.

Could you imagine Wu trying to fix that hot fucking mess? I swear to God that some parts of that network are run by a bunch of Korean kids in a basement with a bunch of abacuses who send out their work with a telegraph.

I mean, we spent, what, like 2 trillion dollars trying to fix that shit, said "fuck it", and unplugged all the new shit and went back to carrier pigeons and butterbars counting on their fingers.

I can just imagine handing Wu something as simple as medical appointments for Congress. Shit, I want to see her trying to figure out the dot-gov email servers. Her head would explode.

And as a "cybersecurity expert" shouldn't she be going REEEEEEE! at the fact that HRC kept a server in a fucking bathroom, had classified data sent on unsecure devices, and that the DNC turned over cyber-security to a bunch of Pakis?

I really want to see someone push her, just once, on her supposed expertise and how it would apply to the hodgepodge Frankenstein's monster that is government computing systems. Just once, a serious public challenge to her knowledge and problem solving abilities where she couldn't throw out buzzwords.
 
But Brianna how can woman such as yourself, a pioneer, a go-getter, and real self-made woman, simply sit back and wait for people to come to you? You should be putting yourself out there, showing us how it's done. Volunteer your services, put out challenges to beat your own self-made code, hell, you could even hack into a low-tier system yourself to show people how easy it is. People do this all the time. They're called white hat hackers.

Come on, Brianna, talk is cheap. Show us your moves.
 
"Software Engineer" Wu still has a typo on the front page of her website.

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"Attention to detail is a must"

From the "Carrers" page of the campaign website.

https://www.briannawu2018.com/carrers

We know Wu reads her KF thread religiously. We've pointed this out multiple times. It's a fix that would take all of five seconds.

The only explanation why that typo is STILL on the front page of her website is that "software engineer" Wu has absolutely no idea how to modify her own website. :story:
 
I saw this comment on one of Brianna's tweets... I'm confused.

Is it:

Titty?
Toenail?
Tacky?
Tranny?
Trump?

The only "t" word I can think of that would enrage me should someone use it to describe John is, trustworthy.

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Anyone posit a guess?

It's tranny of course, the six letter hate crime. Gunn made a single joke, just one, about getting a blowjob from a "maybe-tranny" and that's where "c'mon, they're just edgy jokes made a long time ago!" suddenly turns into "that isn't funny, a joke like that is hateful and incites violence against trans-women, it's never OK even if it was made a long time ago!"
 
It's tranny of course, the six letter hate crime. Gunn made a single joke, just one, about getting a blowjob from a "maybe-tranny" and that's where "c'mon, they're just edgy jokes made a long time ago!" suddenly turns into "that isn't funny, a joke like that is hateful and incites violence against trans-women, it's never OK even if it was made a long time ago!"

pfft and here I assumed everyone knew 'the t word' is obviously transubstantiation. Wu is allowed to use that word because Boston=Catholics. It's HER word. Just like "sand niggers" because there were black people in MO.
 
I know this is late but I only started reading up on the Wus last year. What is the story behind "I ordered a fucking pizza"? Checked the wiki, didn't see it. Jace related?
I've seen this question asked a few times, and nobody ever answers. I'm beginning to think it's a joke answer that stuck around for such a long time that nobody remembers the joke.
 
We know Wu reads her KF thread religiously. We've pointed this out multiple times. It's a fix that would take all of five seconds.

The only explanation why that typo is STILL on the front page of her website is that "software engineer" Wu has absolutely no idea how to modify her own website. :story:
John probably outsourced it to Frank who’s an idiot when it comes to that stuff. Or a “staffer”.
 
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