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Unseemly and Feral said:
Speaking of Phil and school, I think I remember him once saying he would've gone to an Ivy League school, but he blamed Affirmative Action (of all things) as to why they rejected him. Does anyone else recall a clip of him saying that? It does sound pretty outrageous, but I'm pretty sure Phil actually said this.
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No, you're right. He said this. I'll try to find it.
 
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Waveysauce said:
Wait so has anyone been able to verify then his claim of being #1 in his class?

I just think there is no fucking way. I mean over the years so many times just not knowing what certain words mean, not pronouncing words right all kinds of shit. Like one example off the top of my head was he was calling it "perjury" for someone to donate to him through twitch and recharge the money back, perjury LOL and someone corrected him and he told the guy he was wrong, and then when more people joined in he took it back and said he didnt get enough sleep last night and was thinking of fraud.

Shit I also remember in some driving game he was playing (SOK did a lets endure on it) when he crashed into the middle of the road with the divider he was calling it the "meridian" like the fucking prime meridian and not "median"

So highly doubt he would have anything above a B in english alone. Only way he even finished high is if he went to one of those knockoff charter schools where the dummies go to when they cant pass the regular classes at the actual school. Its the only thing plausible to me. I also think if he didn finish #1 as the V.D. it would be somewhere online or have a plaque or some award that he could show. Cause if he did he would be rubbing that shit in everyones face forever

Unless he has proved it in the past and I missed the whole thing
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That kind of stuff is typically reported on by local papers and such. I had looked at one point and found nothing. I found VDs from 2000 from multiple schools in his general area. He obviously wasn’t one of them.
 
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Nurse Ratchet said:
No, you're right. He said this. I'll try to find it.
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Don't you worry. We all remember this. He was "incredibly intelligent" and "in line to join Ivy League institutions." There was some uncertainty among the Kiwis discussing this at the time over whether need-blind recruitment was in place at the time he was being courted by Harvard and Yale, 1999/2000.

"Ivy League-educated" is one thing Dave loves to mock Silicon Valley people with while berating them. He obviously affords some gravity to the distinction. I think it might be a thus-far underrated turning point in his life, more so than the Wolverine toy which he did eventually receive.
 
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ReentryPhantom said:
Anyone check Classmates to see if he is an any yearbooks?
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I took a look, about 10 different profiles for Phil/Phillip Burnell have been created, but none with pictures except for ones like these:
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So it’s obviously just other detractors trying to find info on Phil’s high school stuff over the years. I looked at the yearbooks for ND as well but they only go up to ‘88.

Waveysauce said:
Wait so has anyone been able to verify then his claim of being #1 in his class?

I just think there is no fucking way. I mean over the years so many times just not knowing what certain words mean, not pronouncing words right all kinds of shit. Like one example off the top of my head was he was calling it "perjury" for someone to donate to him through twitch and recharge the money back, perjury LOL and someone corrected him and he told the guy he was wrong, and then when more people joined in he took it back and said he didnt get enough sleep last night and was thinking of fraud.

Shit I also remember in some driving game he was playing (SOK did a lets endure on it) when he crashed into the middle of the road with the divider he was calling it the "meridian" like the fucking prime meridian and not "median"

So highly doubt he would have anything above a B in english alone. Only way he even finished high is if he went to one of those knockoff charter schools where the dummies go to when they cant pass the regular classes at the actual school. Its the only thing plausible to me. I also think if he didn finish #1 as the V.D. it would be somewhere online or have a plaque or some award that he could show. Cause if he did he would be rubbing that shit in everyones face forever

Unless he has proved it in the past and I missed the whole thing
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I seem to recall a few years back someone posted on here who claimed they had gone to school with Phil and talked about how he was a loser who always weaseled out of everything and tried to get others to do his work for him. Maybe someone can find and quote it for whatever other details the dude mentioned, but it seemed pretty spot on for our Phillip. So safe to say, no, he was never valedictorian and is just once again wrapping himself in a blanket of lies to hide from his shame.
 
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Prince Lotor said:
So, telling his '1 detention ever' story, Phil says he went to a private high school; besides of course telling everyone how amazingly high his grades were and that he was such a dedicated reader and studier.
Google says there are currently 3 private high schools in Bridgeport. Mercaz Community High School for Jewish Studies, Bridgeport International Academy established in 1997, and Kolbe Cathedral High School established in 1977.
It seems that in January someone registered Phillip Burnell as a class of 2000 alumni for Bassick High School in Bridgeport, CT and added photos to his photo gallery that are the picture of Phil in his cowboy hat used in the 'Down the Rabbit Hole' video thumbnail and another of his face just realizing the camera was on after his 'accident', they also previously seem to have added a Philip Burnell with 1 'L' as a Bassick High School alumni.

Bridgeport International Academy doesn't seem like the kind of place kids would be pelting teachers with chalk. That would leave the Catholic high school, if he actually went to a private school.
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Phil Burnell, Valedictorian, Bassick Bitch High.
 
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It could also be, Detractors found his school shit but edited in his dumb pics causing information to be hard tp find. Even if its a different Phil Burnell at a different school, someone found it and put DSP all over that record.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
Guillermo Del Toro followed drgkiller lmao. Is he a confirmed detractor?
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Kojima did reference Phil bitching about his game on twitter (unless that was a parody page) so it stands to reason that his buddy is aware of the failure of gsming that is Phil Burnell as well.
 
So Phil:
-Constantly accuses people of making stuff up and lying about him even when there's evidence
-Claims he didn't say or do something he clearly did (or vice versa)
-Believes all of his critics are mentally ill and losers
-Bans people for asking tough questions

Phil could be President of the US with that attitude some day!
 
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Pretty sure he went to a high school with a lot of latino kids. No idea if that helps. I don't think he was valedictorian mainly because he lacks critical thinking. All the really smart people I've ever met always had sound logic and problem solving. Also, has Phil ever mentioned giving a speech? because the valedictorian would have.
 
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Dave can't play Fortnite because (in order):

- I'm not good at it
- It's not my cup of tea
- I fucking hate it
 
Moritsune said:
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Holy fuck he looks like the guy from the 2nd human centipede movie from that angle...

Freshtodeath said:
Guillermo Del Toro followed drgkiller lmao. Is he a confirmed detractor?
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Thats fucking hilarious! I've always wondered what would happen if an A-list Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp went on Fallon or some talk show and namedropped DSP.
 
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Listening to PUBG on the night stream.
"Do your neighbors smoke weed?"
"I live in a private gated community. I don't know anything about my neighbors."
PantsuParty said:
Holy fuck he looks like the guy from the 2nd human centipede movie from that angle...



Thats fucking hilarious! I've always wondered what would happen if an A-list Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp went on Fallon or some talk show and namedropped DSP.
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A D-lister's input would bury him.
 
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