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What a jackass. I was going to bullet-point this, but it basically amounts to a few pieces of paranoid Dave-vomit that his few remaining sycophants seem to gobble up:

- My pattern of unemployable behaviors and insults makes me unemployable. While I'll gladly wear that crutch as an example of why I can't transition back into the real world, I refuse to see why MCNs, Developers, and other streamers want nothing to do with me.

- I can't see why the world around me refuses to view me in the same light as I view myself. I'll gladly defend under-developed 'supporters' like Sidella while ignoring the 'creators' that cultivate the audience I want to have long-term, because the sperg that gives me 10 bucks in tips now is worth more than the relationships that will give me tens of times that in the future.

- I'm so detached from the real world that basic road blocks or obstacles that 99.999% of the country have to deal with are grand conspiracies to defraud or diminish my self-obsessed 'contributions' to the world. Everyone on the planet has to pay taxes, but somehow mine are an 'emergency' caused by divine providence instead of my ability to read into basic business law. Regional internet outages faces by hundreds of thousands of clients aren't the cost of doing business with a low-tier ISP, but instead a massive Detractor Conspiracy or "l33t h4xor5" wreaking havoc on my internet half a decade after that was actually a risk.

Even ignoring his unpleasant personality and physical appearance, this dude's shitty attitude would turn 99% of people off in a vacuum. I almost respect that the guy can somehow keep 4-5 people funding him at a time, if only because it suggests that he's fit into that perfect little sewer niche to keep a few pigs happy. At the same time, it means he can't challenge people like Sidella who melt down in his chat - all of his overtures towards pahsitivity are useless if he's cultivated an audience that depends on detractors and negativity to stay afloat.
At this point I don't understand how DSP has ANY viewers or followers, these people somehow thing DSP is in 'serious' money troubles or something like that when it's very likely he bought a brand new fucking car that worth anywhere from 30-40K, not to mention the fact that he will not show certain parts of his house because it has 'personal' stuff in it, which could be god knows what knowing the way he spends and treats money. He was joking earlier with viewers about how he owned an island in the Caymen's, which while not true just goes to show how much he belittles people that ask about his finances in any way whatsoever, he can't rely on these paypiggies forever but he continuously keeps thinking he will be able to live off of it somehow.
 
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I've actually been fairly distracted and unable to follow Phil, so thanks for recapping all that I missed. What I'm most curious about is why he has a new car - didn't he already have a brand new car from 2015 or something, or did he trade up?

Basically the car was for Khat however he spun a different story saying she is borrowing his car however in actuality the back taxes was just a ploy to buy her said car.

So I had a brain wave guys the whole he was out sorting the DMV and buying stuff was in fact another fucking lie BECAUSE HE WAS OUT LOOKING FOR A FUCKING NEW CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As for soulmaid - it is safe to say the car is her insurance policy to escape but pretty clever tbh because it is highly suspected the Phil bought PandaLee a car after the break up in order to silence her because she could destroy him if she wanted to.
 
Guys, I think I got it. I found out the true reason behind this whole dspgaming thing. Its gonna blow your mind, so I put it behind spoilers!

There is no adsense problem, he just stopped monetizing his channel and uploading to it for a while. Reason? To reach a million sub. It will take some time but so far so good!

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Holy shit, and when he reaches his goal he will unleash around 40 videos to 1 million people and will make BIG ad revenue. And if my calculations are correct this could happen in the near future of 3377. Quick, we need to tell the president!

He played us all :stress:
 
Phil claims she was a "fan" of his and watched his videos before dating him. She knew full well what she was getting into. She's not innocent.
That could just be some half-assed PR bullshit on his part though (not that I think she's necessarily innocent either way). That she allegedly was a fan/groupie of his that she snatched up just seems like the kind of self-serving smoke he likes to blow up his own ass with.
 
Phil claims she was a "fan" of his and watched his videos before dating him. She knew full well what she was getting into. She's not innocent.
This just makes me think how far we have come since January. Back then Kat was just the back of a head hanging Christmas decorations who Phil just randomly met in an undisclosed location. Phil had the sunglasses on thinking a bright future was going to bring in 10k a month on Twitch and his partnership with Curse was rock solid.

Now we know Kat was just another fan girl Phil wined and dined into living with him, Twitch is going fine with money not so great on number of suspensions, and Curse has a future appointment with the wheels of a bus.
Have they ever actually had sex though, I hope for Kat's sake she didn't go anywhere near Phil's nether regions.
Some things are more important then money, real talk.
 
That could just be some half-assed PR bullshit on his part though (not that I think she's necessarily innocent either way). That she allegedly was a fan/groupie of his that she snatched up just seems like the kind of self-serving smoke he likes to blow up his own ass with.
Well then again Leanna was a fan girl of phils too
 
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He takes forever to get to something. Just to finish a sentence he's always like "UHM, Uhhh.. Alright? Okay? Sound good?" and it takes FOREVER and sometimes goes through like 5 minutes of history we don't need to get to his point.

So he sounds just like Phil?
 
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