Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

Jake continues to creep on anyone connected to Paizo.
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GAMERGATE
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"utterly terrifying" "needing an escape route from a country that's getting increasingly overt in oppressing trans people" http://archive.fo/HHq4h
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@Hellfire is there any sign of him actually playing that "Anti-colonialist" game somewhere? Because the whole thing sounds utterly fictional and made up. I can't believe that there would be group of players who would sit around listening to him babble about sketches long enough to engage in a game with him.
It didn't appear to be on Paizo's forums so it is probably on IRC if it exists.
 
This almost makes me feel sorry for Jake-- especially including his long-suffering mother, without whom he'd literally be starving and homeless because there there is not a bridge he hasn't burned with extreme prejudice with anyone who has ever cared about him. But then I remember how utterly shitty he is to just about everyone in the entire world except Zoe's orbiters, including people who have tried to reach out to him, because he isn't even kind to his own orbiters (looking at poor, abused Dmol). Then I think about karmic retribution and it all makes sense. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy (whatever "it" is).

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I feel really bad for that cat. It can't get a square meal and his owners constantly smell like dried up shit because they can't afford toilet paper :(.

In regards to the "I miss everybody" tweet, maybe so many people would stop removing Jake from their lives and social circles if he wasn't constantly advertising grifts ran by irresponsible deadbeats who guilt their friends and twitter followers to pay for all of their expenses that they themselves should be responsible for.
 
Jake retweets this guy’s begging constantly
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His begging page is pretty funny. We’re broke and my wife is going to die if we don’t get her meds, but also they bought a cat on a payment plan.

This couple are FULL lolcows and deserve a thread.

How much do they deserve a thread?

Well, to start with, by "meds" the wife will totally die within hours without, they mean "support our pot habit, which we stopped my wife's blood pressure medication to take up."

At the end of these two years, she was taken off the synthetic blood pressure medication (which removed the type 2 diabetes symptoms), and put on medical cannabis. It took another year to find the exact right dosage – but unlike when she was on the BP meds, she didn’t have any further TIAs or strokes (her current count is 18 TIAs and 3 full strokes) when on the cannabis, and her blood pressure and mood were controlled. The cannabis also helped regulate the emotional issues such as anxiety and social issues she was having due to the brain damage.

The down side being that cannabis is NOT covered by any insurance, least of all the ACA insurance that we both have right now. Her meds cost me $100 a week ($103 with ATM withdrawl fees) just to make sure she has them. And due to this lack of money, several times in the last year she’s been forced to skip a day or two of medication and each time this has resulted in another TIA.

This is ridiculous nonsense. Marijuana does not lower blood pressure. It raises it. "My wife will have a heart attack if we don't get pot and has had one every time we didn't smoke for a day or two" probably translates to "she had minor withdrawal symptoms and a panic attack and we decided without going to the hospital that it was totally another heart attack."

They are spending $175/week on pot. He (CORRECTION: she, this is a woman who uses dysphoria as an excuse to never do work, a la Colt Seidman) also claims his wife literally cannot bend over because she could have another heart attack from doing so. He says taking showers is a 3 hour ordeal that makes him too exhausted to clean the tub after. The wife is currently seeing her aunt (a "naturopath") for her "treatment," and she "starts having stroke symptoms whenever she gets emotional." He has been nearly continuously ebegging that his wife is within hours of death without her "anti-stroke meds" with shocking regularity, every week or two since the end of 2016.

The disease he claims his wife has doesn't actually have the impact he claims it does, and their Medi-Cal coverage would completely cover the surgery that it would actually take to make someone better with Cushing's, but odds are she doesn't have it. In fact, if she does have high blood pressure, it's likely caused by routine administration of THC, and that could also explain the headaches and feeling anxious all the time. It's amazing how many lolcows think their incredibly common obesity-related ailments are super special syndromes.

At the end of the day, the disease claimed isn't really relevant, it's just something to claim to the medically uneducated to get more weed in the stash box.
 
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Can't afford toilet paper but the Warcraft subscription is taken care of.

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Guys, I have no cash physically in my pocket right now, so that means I have no money of any kind anywhere! PLEASE DONATE!!

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They are spending $175/week on pot.
Non-smoking square here: just how much pot would that buy? I'm assuming enough to make Cheech and Chong say "Take it easy, dial it back a notch".
 
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This couple are FULL lolcows and deserve a thread.

How much do they deserve a thread?

Well, to start with, by "meds" the wife will totally die within hours without, they mean "support our pot habit, which we stopped my wife's blood pressure medication to take up."



This is ridiculous nonsense. Marijuana does not lower blood pressure. It raises it. "My wife will have a heart attack if we don't get pot and has had one every time we didn't smoke for a day or two" probably translates to "she had minor withdrawal symptoms and a panic attack and we decided without going to the hospital that it was totally another heart attack."

They are spending $175/week on pot. He also claims his wife literally cannot bend over because she could have another heart attack from doing so. He says taking showers is a 3 hour ordeal that makes him too exhausted to clean the tub after. The wife is currently seeing her aunt (a "naturopath") for her "treatment," and she "starts having stroke symptoms whenever she gets emotional." He has been nearly continuously ebegging that his wife is within hours of death without her "anti-stroke meds" with shocking regularity, every week or two since the end of 2016.

The disease he claims his wife has doesn't actually have the impact he claims it does, and their Medi-Cal coverage would completely cover the surgery that it would actually take to make someone better with Cushing's, but odds are she doesn't have it. In fact, if she does have high blood pressure, it's likely caused by routine administration of THC, and that could also explain the headaches and feeling anxious all the time. It's amazing how many lolcows think their incredibly common obesity-related ailments are super special syndromes.

At the end of the day, the disease claimed isn't really relevant, it's just something to claim to the medically uneducated to get more weed in the stash box.


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They are spending $175/week on pot.

Unless you're Bob Marley, this does not compute.

*claps*

Good ploy, Jake. Get the Farms to ease off on you by drawing our attention towards Lolcows even more pathetic than you. Throwing your allies under the bus for your benefit? Bravo, Violet!

He's following in the footsteps of Nora "Judas Goat" Reed, and betraying other lolcows to us in the hopes we'll lose interest in him. Hey, worked for Nora. Almost.

I'm almost in awe of how shameless this this fatty and his wife are.

Holy shit.

Even Kiva Bay actually had a scam "feminist card deck" you were supposedly funding when you gave her drug money that she immediately smoked up.

These two are just all "lol buy me weed you idiots."
 
He's following in the footsteps of Nora "Judas Goat" Reed, and betraying other lolcows to us in the hopes we'll lose interest in him. Hey, worked for Nora. Almost.

Won't work, we'll just do what we do to Richard Buffalo Bill when he throws a different cow under the bus every week and mock them in addition to continuing to call him fat and gay.
 
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