Horrorcow Brigitte Rondholz, Klee Irwin, Jess Ainscough - Poop Obsession

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Brigitte Rondholz

No, it's not something out of a Monty Python sketch. Sadly, this is very real:

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...okay, now, in fact, she won't: This woman's life is built around an extremely retarded nutrition program invented by one Franz Konz, called UrKost, which is German and means, approximately, "PrimevalSustenance".
The idea is that you are only allowed to eat stuff that primeval humans who lived over 500.000 years ago had access to - at least according to Konz and Rondholz, who used to claim to be his representative. So what delicious foodstuffs would these be? Nothing fried or cooked, because heating destroys valuable biophotons (whatever that may be). Also, no modern grains or bread. Only herbs, leaves and grasses which you can collect in the forest, as well as some soil, the occasional slug, beetle or caterpillar, nuts and fruit. This includes coconuts, papayas and mangos... it seems that primeval humans didn't use fire for cooking, but rather for powering the jet engines of airplanes that carried imported fruit from Thailand.

Why would anyone want to live on such a diet? Well, let's quote Brigitte Rondholz here:
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The human rectum is fashioned in such an excellent way that the excrements of normal digestion are released without leaving stains. Toilet paper is an invention of sick humanity... Within seconds the feces glide into the toilet bowl, in the shape of a curled little mound that can be easily flushed. If your digestion isn't exactly that way, change something.

PrimevalSustance people's excrement isn't a hard sausage that has to be pushed out using force. It is creamy, soft and slips out within seconds without leaving stains. If you don't use a toilet, you can observe that an impressive curled mound is formed, definitely not too liquified, but also not too solid. It's color varies between light brown and brown and sometimes a shade of green. It doesn't smell repulsive and isn't revolting at all, because of this we can talk about our excrements without inhibitions, while amongst Muggels this is a first-class taboo.
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Yes, Brigitte is OBSESSED about her own shit and never fails to point out how exquisite it is due to PrimevalSustenance. Of course, this lifestyle also cures all manner of maladies, including cancer and AIDS (the latter being, according to Franz Konz, not an infection at all but god's punishment for homosexuality), but not hemorrhoids. Everything has its limits!

Brigitte has distanced herself from Franz Konz because he had, unfortunately, been seen EATING A MEAT LOAF IN PUBLIC!! Very un-primeval-like. This doesn't keep her from trucking on on her own, though. She claims her job is "journalist", which is true if writing a web page on nutrition whoo and running an internet forum counts as "journalism". On the latter forum, she bans anyone who dares to criticize her or her opinions, because these people are "trolls" and "criminals". She also used to sell useless products such as a "contraception computer", ran a "children's hotel" at one time and to this day holds seminars for people who wish to learn about PrimevalSustenance. She also gladly informs anyone about her "magic forest" (a piece of woodland near her house), where she goes in order to practice PrimevalSports and take dumps into Mother Nature's lap. After taking a crap, sliding with your naked butt across a meadow is, according to Brigitte, one of the many joys of a PrimevalSustenance practitioner's life.

Brigitte is also quite fond of taking semi-nude photos of herself, and expects to live to be 150 years old. She plans to spend her extra long life in India or Vietnam, where she intends to travel by bicycle. Well, bon voyage chére Brigitte!

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Web pages:

UrKost mit Brigitte = "PrimevalSustencance with Brigitte" (page currently undergoes reconstruction)

Her blog

Her forum

(don't hesitate to put these through Google translate, there is not much left to fuck up...)


And yes, all this and she's still billions of times more attractive than Barb...
 
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Klee Irwin

Despite how nauseating her description of her shit is, she's not the only one. Obsession about the quality of one's poop is such a fucking popular idea, there are late night infomercials selling products to do just that: Make your shit amazing.

One infomercial I saw like 10 years ago always stuck in my mind because it was so fucked up. The guy was selling like, a colon cleansing kit. He said he was inspired to invent his product after wiping his very young daughter's ass and, after observing her shit, noticed it was black and large.


Edit: Holy shit someone else was scarred by this fucking thing and reuploaded the exact clip to YouTube.

 
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omg "Dual Action Cleanse", I suddenly remember how gross that was

and ew, he's licking his lips in the video still
 
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I will never understand people with fetishes for poo, and antics surrounding the excretions of the anus. Then again, there was an artist who pooped in cans(after putting said cans into much smaller cans), mailed them to acclaimed art galleries, and they became a hit. And one who made a rabbit out of poo. And another who took a dump, then took a picture and called it "my toilet", and became a hit, so what do I know? Maybe a lot of it is just some sort of artistic thing coupled with mental instability? I mean, I've heard of enjoying taking a poo, but this is just plain silly and gross.
 
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People like this don't seem to ever take into accounting that the average life expectancy during the paleolithic era was extremely low. Living past 30 was considered rare. Human beings during that era never lived long enough to develop the health problems that resulted from living off of such a dismal diet. This chick has a grim future ahead of her is she thinks that she can survive on food like what she's mentioned.

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This thread isn't quite a fetish. It's more "Absolutely Disgusting".
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This is a situation where a "Disgusting" or "Horrifying" rating would be helpful.
 
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Reminds me of hippie Bay Area chick I knew who is crazy about paleo. At least she didn't talk about her shit. Though her thing was always talking about shoving garlic up her cooch cause she's got constant UTIs.
 
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Saney said:
Oh God, I actually started gagging when I read what she had to say. I seriously hope that no one mentioned in this thread ever shows up here.
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Considering that, one can greatly assume they'll try to mention the postives of their poop obsession. Really, no one here want's to know about your feces, no one except those that just want to know how disgusting and gross said person is in sharing such a thing.
 
From Jess Ainscough's blog:

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She is less graphic, but its definitely there. Also she likes to shill her miracle cure ebooks.
 
Just an aside here;

The paleo-diet is actually a real thing in the nutrition world and pretty popular. I've been paleo for over 10 years and it's an awesome way to live if a little pricey. (Lots of meat and seafood run up the grocery bill)

How ever the crap these people are talking is stupid. Biophotons and not cooking your meat....Christ that retarded.
 
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PurpleSquirrel said:
What is it about Germans and their obsession with feces?
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I've often pondered this myself. Then again, there was a time when they allowed an Austrian with a crippled phallus and an obsession collecting women's urine and poop to run their country. The ride never ends I guess.

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Just an aside here;

The paleo-diet is actually a real thing in the nutrition world and pretty popular. I've been paleo for over 10 years and it's an awesome way to live if a little pricey. (Lots of meat and seafood run up the grocery bill)

How ever the crap these people are talking is stupid. Biophotons and not cooking your meat....Christ that retarded.
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It's right up there with the whole "baby-food diet" thing.
 
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Biophotons and not cooking your meat....Christ that retarded.
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They don't eat any meat at all - it's basically ultraveganism, you live of herbs, leaves, grass, nuts and fruit. The only "meat" you'll ever get to taste are bugs and slugs that were sitting on the greenstuffs when you picked them in the forest, you're allowed to eat these. Franz Konz also allowed the consumption of frogs and mice - basically all the animals that you can kill with your bare hands. Which didn't stop him from stuffing himself with meatloaf when he thought nobody was looking.
 
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DykesDykesChina said:
They don't eat any meat at all - it's basically ultraveganism, you live of herbs, leaves, grass, nuts and fruit. The only "meat" you'll ever get to taste are bugs and slugs that were sitting on the greenstuffs when you picked them in the forest, you're allowed to eat these. Franz Konz also allowed the consumption of frogs and mice - basically all the animals that you can kill with your bare hands. Which didn't stop him from stuffing himself with meatloaf when he thought nobody was looking.
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That sounds about right. I knew a guy like that. He would call me and my friends "murderers" for eating meat. But he wasn't above getting milkshakes from fast food places(knowing what all goes into them)
 
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Brigitte Rondholz said:
Compared to Badfood I live meagerly. But I experience it as abundance. Was this meager what I had yesterday? At noon: One hand full of blackberries, one hand full of cherries, plus three hands full of herbs. In the evening one fennel bulb, half a cucumber, five hazelnuts and three hands full of herbs. I found this wonderful and fantastic and ample. I did a lot of sports and didn't lose a gram - more than enough for me. But a beginner or a Muggel would call this starvation. It's all a matter of definition and of the state of consciousness.
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Wow, is this lady serious? She must be slowly trying to kill herself.
 
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