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Tip top comedy gold right there.
In all seriousness though, is that her only schtick? Trump stuff? What is she going to do when Trump isn't president anymore?
Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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Tip top comedy gold right there.
In all seriousness though, is that her only schtick? Trump stuff? What is she going to do when Trump isn't president anymore?
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Well she's already like what, 87 years old? I'm basing that off of looks. She probably won't be alive by the time Trump completes his second term.
But if she is still alive and has a show by then.... I feel like they are going to keep milk1ng this for a while. I remember them milk1ng Bush Jr. for 2 years or so after his presidency was over.
It'll probably be photoshopped pictures of homeless Trump crying while whoever the next president is on the other side of the white house fence laughing.
[If next president is democrat, lets call him Mr. Parker]
Samantha Bee: "President Parker saved the world today. Former president Trump was seen begging on the streets of Pennsylvania ave, ' Will grab pussy for tweet ' so my vagina.
[If next president is republican, same name]
Samantha Bee: "The axis of evil murdered 100 black trannys today, in order to empower the dark cabal and summon Cthulhu from the depths of my vagina! Trump tried to grab me by the pussy on the way out, but The Old Ones vagina vagina vagina vagina"
Same shit, different names.
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And "canvasing" (putting vases in cans? putting cans in vases?).
And the missing "what."
Spectacular fucking dumbass.
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He didn't say they were taking pictures of him, just "the campaign". Warren 3.0 or whatever iteration we're on now will get a few photos.
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It's hilarious that Samantha Bee is considered a hero by progressives -- the antithesis of the "angry white male" and all the evil that entails -- while she and her husband are actively trying to keep black children from attending the same school her children go to.
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Strongly agree with yourself, incredible.
Sometimes I really do have to remind myself that it isn't still Christmas 2016.
Sometimes I really do have to remind myself that it isn't still Christmas 2016.
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Why follow a campaign that doesn’t have a real woman running and that is a large scam?
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Any bets that we'll never actually see Wu riding the bike and it'll be heavily edited to trick the viewer into thinking Wu can handle anything more advanced than a Big Wheel? Fingers crossed that they go the extra mile and try to digitally impose Wu's face over the face of the real rider.
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How is that relevant at all to her campaign? She's not shooting an action movie, she's aspiring to be a politician!
The only vehicle being driven here is her ego.
The only vehicle being driven here is her ego.
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Surely the voters can see through John's fantasy "I'm a politician now, look at me!" bullshit. The constant cry for attention is really sad. I've never seen politician so shamelessly use props for a campaign.
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"Shameless use of props" is about half of the Brianna Wu playbook for faking her way into different careers.
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The most shameless niggas on this fucking planet.
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"Had to buy a new helmet so you can see my face."
That's actually going to lose you votes, John. Ain't nobody wanna see that.
Better to go with a campaign ad without you in it. Just a slow pan across a motorcycle, a Porsche, and what looks to be a shriveled cocktail weenie decomposing in the gutter, climaxing with a screen that states simply: Troon. Lifestyles. Matter. - Brianna Wu 2018
Starting to feel like this whole campaign is just an excuse for John to indulge in shopping therapy under the guise of "improving optics". Or, "floptics", in John's case.
That's actually going to lose you votes, John. Ain't nobody wanna see that.
Better to go with a campaign ad without you in it. Just a slow pan across a motorcycle, a Porsche, and what looks to be a shriveled cocktail weenie decomposing in the gutter, climaxing with a screen that states simply: Troon. Lifestyles. Matter. - Brianna Wu 2018
Starting to feel like this whole campaign is just an excuse for John to indulge in shopping therapy under the guise of "improving optics". Or, "floptics", in John's case.
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Oh Bruce Knight (@bruceknightjd), if only you knew what John has spent campaign funds on.
Let me just cover a few:
- Expensive camera equipment
- Trips out of state for paid personal speaking events and to pick up a Porsche. All these listed as “voter outreach”.
- Potbelly lunches
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I’m glad that the NYT isn’t spending time money and words on Democrats that are working hard to change the party and get elected and instead decided to give attention to this fucking loon who has no chance even in the primary
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Behold the man @WillCaskey, one so cucked and so dumb that anticipates John's intellectual insights. May your suffering be long and your death ignominious, @WillCaskey, you re,tarded piece of shit.
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Mentions of the motorcycle we never see her riding: Endless.
Mentions of finally getting her chance to get in the incumbent’s face tomorrow: Zero.
Almost as if this is all theater for internet points like we’ve been saying all along.
Mentions of finally getting her chance to get in the incumbent’s face tomorrow: Zero.
Almost as if this is all theater for internet points like we’ve been saying all along.
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I like how it legitamately sounds like Wu rarely gets the chance to ride that ugly-ass bike outside of rare commercials.
If the bike does appear, then we'll need to pay attention to the tires seeing as how the last time the bike was shown, we could tell the treads on the tires were practically new.
And not to mention Wu probably hasn't had the thing regularly serviced because it spends so little time actually running. Would be hilarious if the commercial had to be canceled because of the bike failing to turn the engine over because of an internal part flaw that any true biker would have caught ages ago.
If the bike does appear, then we'll need to pay attention to the tires seeing as how the last time the bike was shown, we could tell the treads on the tires were practically new.
And not to mention Wu probably hasn't had the thing regularly serviced because it spends so little time actually running. Would be hilarious if the commercial had to be canceled because of the bike failing to turn the engine over because of an internal part flaw that any true biker would have caught ages ago.
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What are the odds that before Wednesday's forum Frank claims that his husband will not be able to attend because he got in a bike accident that left him with amnesia?
"Brianna really wanted to attend the forum on Wednesday but we're going to have to cancel, there was a bike accident while shooting our next campaign ad and now Brianna is in the hospital with amnesia!"
[Pic of Frank in front of hospital with thumbs up and screaming chink face]
"Brianna really wanted to attend the forum on Wednesday but we're going to have to cancel, there was a bike accident while shooting our next campaign ad and now Brianna is in the hospital with amnesia!"
[Pic of Frank in front of hospital with thumbs up and screaming chink face]