Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

[awoo]

It's cuz of his risky investments in options and penny stocks and definitely not blowing money on junk

 

[WhiskeyZuluLima]

I wouldn't put it past him. Troons tend to blow tons of money on garbage, and if his money is constantly low then maybe it'll keep people donating.

For sure it is plausible - however two grand every few days seems too excessive to have replenished every time it gets spent, which is what makes me fairly confident that isn't the case. If it was 100 here and there every few weeks, I would say it's probable but 2000 is simply too absurd for me to say it's an actual fluctuation.

 

[Haunter]

Could it be the Darksydephil thing of making absurd amounts of easy money but also having mountains of debt and payments on expensive, unused garbage?

 

[Zilortha]

Could it be the Darksydephil thing of making absurd amounts of easy money but also having mountains of debt and payments on expensive, unused garbage?

I think it's more likely that he's lying about the numbers to guilt trip people. Obviously there's a chance I'm wrong, but I could totally see him doing that.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I don't understand how Cosmos' parents could let him move back in. I get that people want to protect their kids, and being an actual parent is hard, but I thought part of the fun of being a parent was raising a successful member of society. And it's not like it's the old days when you and your community were isolated and no one really knew what to do in these cases, you can just sit down and watch an episode of pop-sci junk like Dr. Phil and get at least some idea of what to do.

I just can't understand how his parents can have a trooned out spoiled brat who thinks he's too special to work and not be deeply ashamed and embarrassed both of him and their raising of him and not know the best thing they could do is to stop enabling him.

 

[Satania]

He's currently streaming programming videos with less than 20 viewers. Entertaining content. /sneed

 

[vertexwindi]

He's currently streaming programming videos with less than 20 viewers. Entertaining content. /sneed

You have literal nobodies who get more viewers on their stream than that. How the mighty have fallen I guess.

 

[Raging Capybara]

He's currently streaming programming videos with less than 20 viewers. Entertaining content. /sneed

At least is something productive.

 

[break these cuffs]

At least is something productive.

Judging by the critiques of his programming itt, it probably isn't.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

It's all good, Nintendo will surely give him a job within the next month.

 

[9/11]

It's all good, Nintendo will surely give him a job within the next month.

Current Nintendo would be more merciful and just mail him a sword.

 

[Monolith]

Let me guess, he thinks arrays start at 1?

 

[break these cuffs]

How is the $[x] in bank value fluctuating by 2000 or so every few days? At one point it was on a fairly constant decline, but of late it appears to be bouncing around more than an autistic kid with a bit of sugar.

A user on r/samandtolki is tracking Cosmo's donations and he legit had over a grand in superchats over a couple days. The whales are digging deep to save him it seems. Who knows how long he'll be able to limp along on their charity. It's not like he has a lot of supporters.

 

[Kurosen]

It's all good, Nintendo will surely give him a job within the next month.

Or that Donnie Yen guy will get elected in 2020 and give him money for doing nothing.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Beware, not the most contributing post ahead.

Why would you drop a cool real life name like Cosmo (seriously, the cosmos! You are named after the universe!) and call yourself Narcissa? Yeah sure it comes from narcissus but it's also super obviously in narcissist, the most arrogant kind of person, which he/she/it obviously is.

Aren't there some others flowers? Or some gems? Or at least Cosma or the more obvious Wanda?
We are stuck with our names since birth and when he can choose he chooses "Person Who Throws Turd". Well, maybe having a cool name isn't this special for him.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Excessively flamboyant new names are a way for less genuine transpeople to milk more attention out of their new lifestyle. If only gender mattered to Narcissa, she'd use the female version of Cosimo: Cosima, to respect the name her parents gave her, or at least something regular beginning with C if that is an issue. Naturally this is not the case, as Narcissa is much too special for regular names, and evidently knows much better than her parents about what a unique flower she is.

 

[Done]

Why are people surprised that Cosmo has whales?

DSP has been getting by on strangers wanting attention for almost a decade now.

 

[break these cuffs]

If only gender mattered to Narcissa, she'd use the female version of Cosimo: Cosima

The only tranny on this site I can think of who did this was #TrannyClub and his sister's name is Antoinette. She did not take it well.

 

[awoo]

Excessively flamboyant new names are a way for less genuine transpeople to tard cum more attention out of their new lifestyle. If only gender mattered to Narcissa, she'd use the female version of Cosimo: Cosima, to respect the name her parents gave her. Naturally this is not the case, as Narcissa is much too special for regular names, and evidently knows much better than her parents about what a unique flower she is.

So I guess we have to give credit to CWC for choosing a reasonably similar feminine name

 

[break these cuffs]

So I guess we have to give credit to CWC for choosing a reasonably similar feminine name

I can't believe I forgot about Chris...