Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,451 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,600
DarkAlien said:
Meh
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Monday...Tuesday...Everyday...
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I really don't think any SCOTUS candidate was going to legalize prostitution in Utah, progressive or not.

Okay, sorry for double posting but some hilarious drama just went down and got scrubbed pretty quick right after I managed to grab it all.

So first, this pops up. I'm wondering what happened that he'd post something random like that:
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But then this clears it up:
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She's a local girl from SLC he decided to hit on.
He erased it pretty quick after that.

So why did he feel the need to tell her she deserved better?
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...oh.
 
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TheGreatCitracett said:
Okay, sorry for double posting but some hilarious drama just went down and got scrubbed pretty quick right after I managed to grab it all.

So first, this pops up. I'm wondering what happened that he'd post something random like that:
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But then this clears it up:
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She's a local girl from SLC he decided to hit on.
He erased it pretty quick after that.

So why did he feel the need to tell her she deserved better?
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...oh.
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Haha it’s a song lyric from his own song
 
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Hahahahaha.

He really dislikes those saggy pant black guys. I wonder if the reason is that deep down inside the Mormon black person/mark of Cain doctrine was imbedded into his psyche.

They only stopped black people being banned from holding the priesthood in 1978, which makes me wonder if his adoptive parents (who would have grown up being taught it) passed it on to him.
 
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TheGreatCitracett said:
Okay, sorry for double posting but some hilarious drama just went down and got scrubbed pretty quick right after I managed to grab it all.

So first, this pops up. I'm wondering what happened that he'd post something random like that:
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But then this clears it up:
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She's a local girl from SLC he decided to hit on.
He erased it pretty quick after that.

So why did he feel the need to tell her she deserved better?
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...oh.
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Yeah a White Dude telling a chick dating a black dude telling her "You deserve better" would ring a major racist flag. But Russ wouldnt get that. "You deserve better than your black saggy pants thug boyfriend. Date me the frozen faced goblin."
 
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I'm just always amazed at his pick-up technique. He goes for obviously taken women and first thing out of his mouth is "he's a loser, you can do better" while his profile pic is him wearing a rumpled suit in front of a hotel toilet, and his wall is public and full of Taylor this and hookers that.

Her boyfriend, on the other hand seems pretty clean cut, athletic and into sports, lots of friends and family, full time job in construction, and takes her on dates and has shared interests and such. Probably has his own place and car too. How can Russ compete?

But none of that crosses Russell's mind when he sees a busty Latina in a low-cut shirt and goes "Me el wante!"

CharmingCthulhu said:
Pleaaase tell me the lyrics he was quoting to her were from his horrible excuse of a song “Right here, right here (you deserve better)”. That would be hilarious.
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I'd be willing to bet money on it.

I'd almost go so far as bet he didn't simply quote it, but linked her to his soundcloud or something.

Doing tween pop isn't going to get him pussy. He needs to up his game and move into the rap scene.
 
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Since that screenshot of his message doesn’t show an initial message from him, I’d bet our good ol’Russel commented this shit right on her pic. The girlfriend telling him “fuck you” and calling him a bitch for that is totally understandable. This guy is probably really nice and he seems to have his life together so for a disgusting little man like Russ to be bold enough to insult him on a pic of him with his woman telling her she deserves better is completely insane. Russ just gets worse and worse and the responses he receives do as well. But he doesn’t seem to be putting the two together, it’s just the world against him cause TAYLOR.

How could she NOT want to move into his rented room on the bad side of town and eat cereal for every meal? She’s turning down such a grand opportunity...
 
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TheGreatCitracett said:
I'm just always amazed at his pick-up technique. He goes for obviously taken women and first thing out of his mouth is "he's a loser, you can do better" while his profile pic is him wearing a rumpled suit in front of a hotel toilet, and his wall is public and full of Taylor this and hookers that.

Her boyfriend, on the other hand seems pretty clean cut, athletic and into sports, lots of friends and family, full time job in construction, and takes her on dates and has shared interests and such. Probably has his own place and car too. How can Russ compete?

But none of that crosses Russell's mind when he sees a busty Latina in a low-cut shirt and goes "Me el wante!"



I'd be willing to bet money on it.

I'd almost go so far as bet he didn't simply quote it, but linked her to his soundcloud or something.

Doing tween pop isn't going to get him pussy. He needs to up his game and move into the rap scene.
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As the Yin Yang Twins popularized "Haaaaaaaa" after every sentence, so will Russell popularize "slurrrrp"!
 
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CharmingCthulhu said:
IKR? Wasn’t he bitching a couple of days ago that no one pays attention to his posts?

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He didn't flipping mean for people to call him out! Frick!

He insists he didn't do anything wrong by harassing a stranger, insisting the man she loves is shit, and posting her info to put her on blast. He wanted some backup from his crew. He got an ego blow. Most girls probably just ignore him but this one snapped back. I really hope he has more interactions like that in the future. Russ is a creep and should be treated as such.
 
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I'm Russell Greer. I am a lolcow with broken lips. I cannot move my mouth and its paralyzed.

I am actually funny. I had an entire one sided conversation with a stripper for days and was surprised when I finally met her she pushed me away.

I am actually funny. I am a lot more funny than 90% of the entire lolcow forum. I was so funny I was given a subforum.

But I blew it. My subforum was gone within a month. All I did was screech at Taylor Swift.

Now I am not funny anymore.
 
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'No more conservatives on the Supreme Court! Also, please vote for Mitt Romney, who as a Republican senator will totally confirm all conservative nominees.'
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Also, I think we should keep in mind that when he's promising these women a better life, he's assuming that in a few months he's going to have $100mil.
 
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