Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

This is pathetic. Using facebook like an irony-poisoned twitter exceptional individual well into your 40s is pathetic. Even the ex-FYADs who couldn’t cut it on twitter had the sense to fuck off into their private discords/slack and offsites where they can quietly jerk each other off forever without bothering the normals.

Just keep making fake accounts and reporting him wherever he goes.

Takes 5 minutes out of my day..yields 2 reports. I get that tingly feeling up my leg when he gets banned somewhere wether its because of me or not I dont know. Doesnt matter.

Once upon a time some diaper wearing, baby faced goon mod threw me out TFR for no reason other than saying obama was anti second amendment...like it was not fact
 
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Or that nasty French Canadian guy that cooked over his toilet and used toilet paper to cook steaks and shit. Had to be a goon gimmick posted on the forums for views no way it was real
 
To be fair i think some of the stories in GBS were just made up in an atempt to be entertaining like helpermonkeys kid being a super sayian

Or that dude on the run from his wife who wanted to peg him with a strap on dildo named frankie.

https://meandfrankie.livejournal.com/
haha I remember Frankie.

I liked the made-up stories. It was a kind of creative writing, I guess.
 
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To be fair i think some of the stories in GBS were just made up in an atempt to be entertaining like helpermonkeys kid being a super sayian

Or that dude on the run from his wife who wanted to peg him with a strap on dildo named frankie.

https://meandfrankie.livejournal.com/

Yeah most of them aren't real or at least embellished, but it's polite to lie to make a story more interesting.
 
Now if someone tried it would just get shit on

The last one i remember was brusier doing that firestorm novel he found at a garage sale.

Troposphere had to come in ree ree ing cause of him pretending to be a lesbian in the woman only thread.
 
Or that nasty French Canadian guy that cooked over his toilet and used toilet paper to cook steaks and shit. Had to be a goon gimmick posted on the forums for views no way it was real
I think he turned it into a gimmick, but I'm pretty sure Masaokis was very much real in the sense that he lived in a hoarder house and iirc was eventually evicted from. He has some later much saner videos in a much cleaner apartment on a diff account which I'd have to go digging for.
 
Or that nasty French Canadian guy that cooked over his toilet and used toilet paper to cook steaks and shit. Had to be a goon gimmick posted on the forums for views no way it was real

Masaokiss or whatever his name of was 100% real. I could not believe it either but he was legit schizo I think, which makes his whole thing a lot sadder sort of but I think he got sorted out and as far as I know became functional again as opposed to goon fodder.

The shit lasanga story is tons of fun and I legit like reading it but there's no way it is totally true. It reeks of goon embellishment and self-aggrandising but who cares it's a good read/listen.
 
To be fair i think some of the stories in GBS were just made up in an atempt to be entertaining like helpermonkeys kid being a super sayian

Or that dude on the run from his wife who wanted to peg him with a strap on dildo named frankie.

https://meandfrankie.livejournal.com/
if i recall correctly, helpermonkey and 50ft ant were the same person, 50ft ant being the account, afaik, that mainly made up shit for their trad games subforum
 
if i recall correctly, helpermonkey and 50ft ant were the same person, 50ft ant being the account, afaik, that mainly made up shit for their trad games subforum

You guys talking about humper-monkey? Or is helpermonkey a different guy? I'm pretty sure 50 Foot Ant and humper-monkey were the same guy, but in the 50FA story lore humper was 50FA's brother or something like that. All the stories seem to be here:
http://nothotbutspicy.com/para/
 
Masaokiss or whatever his name of was 100% real. I could not believe it either but he was legit schizo I think, which makes his whole thing a lot sadder sort of but I think he got sorted out and as far as I know became functional again as opposed to goon fodder.

The shit lasanga story is tons of fun and I legit like reading it but there's no way it is totally true. It reeks of goon embellishment and self-aggrandising but who cares it's a good read/listen.
Yeah Masaokis was real, I heard that the rumor was that he was some rich lawyer who took too many hits to the head playing hockey and ended up with brain damage.

He actually is still around in some regard, and what he does now is still as weird but not nearly as insane as what he was doing before. His house is clean and he's not putting peaches and hotdogs together.

That house that he was in during those videos was rumored to be his grandparent's rental house that he inherited and he had a drinking problem during the time those videos were filmed which is why theyre so insane.

@Bryan Dunn tried to start a thread make a video on him but SA already had it covered. I know there was a dude who had a like 4 gig torrent of all his videos and I had it for a while but deleted it because I was running out of space so I dont know if I lost anything to time or what, but on youtube I think was the guy who hosted it had a youtube channel anyway and all the videos are on his channel. It's ParthenocarpySA on youtube.

Like if you take a video like this:
And assume it's a guy who has brain damage and is also drunk, it makes a lot more sense (He's trying to make applesauce by the way, which in his mind is chunks of apple boiled in water while being crushed with a potato masher then just add sugar to it and throw it on some bread for an "apple gravy" sandwich.)

Shout outs to the literal roll of fucking toilet paper he is storing on the burner on his stove.
 
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The "shit lasagna" story from GBS was proven to be false. I believe the person who wrote it later spilled the beans and said he just made it up to tell a good story and get some laughs. People started poking too many holes in his story while trying to figure out if it was true so he just came out and was honest.

Now, if it's a TRUE and HONEST doo doo disaster you want to read, the story of Shay the roommate was verifiably true.
 
Yeah Masaokis was real, I heard that the rumor was that he was some rich lawyer who took too many hits to the head playing hockey and ended up with brain damage.

He actually is still around in some regard, and what he does now is still as weird but not nearly as insane as what he was doing before. His house is clean and he's not putting peaches and hotdogs together.

That house that he was in during those videos was rumored to be his grandparent's rental house that he inherited and he had a drinking problem during the time those videos were filmed which is why theyre so insane.

@Bryan Dunn tried to start a thread make a video on him but SA already had it covered. I know there was a dude who had a like 4 gig torrent of all his videos and I had it for a while but deleted it because I was running out of space so I dont know if I lost anything to time or what, but on youtube I think was the guy who hosted it had a youtube channel anyway and all the videos are on his channel. It's ParthenocarpySA on youtube.

Like if you take a video like this:
And assume it's a guy who has brain damage and is also drunk, it makes a lot more sense (He's trying to make applesauce by the way, which in his mind is chunks of apple boiled in water while being crushed with a potato masher then just add sugar to it and throw it on some bread for an "apple gravy" sandwich.)

Shout outs to the literal roll of fucking toilet paper he is storing on the burner on his stove.
I could've sworn we had a thread on him where it was found it that he was playing it all up for laughs, and it was discovered that the disgusting house he did all the videos in were a rental house that he had to evict the residents from because they turned it into a revolting mess. There's videos out there in his actual house where it's genuinely clean and tidy, he just does stupid stuff in them.

Edit: I found the thread in question. I'm reading through it and I can't find anything to support what I thought I originally heard, though. But here's his alternate channel people discovered where he films in a genuinely clean-ish house, but records with a serial killer's camera.

Speaking of serial killer-like behavior, he apparently also has a webspace where he writes short stories. About incest.
 
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You guys talking about humper-monkey? Or is helpermonkey a different guy? I'm pretty sure 50 Foot Ant and humper-monkey were the same guy, but in the 50FA story lore humper was 50FA's brother or something like that. All the stories seem to be here:
http://nothotbutspicy.com/para/
50 Foot Ant's lowest moment though has to be when he wrote an extremely graphic guro story about a 4 year old girl's necrotic vagina. I didn't see him shitting up threads after that. I wanted to read short spooky stories in the ghost story threads but here comes 50 Foot Ant writing multipart 5,000 word per chapter stories about him and his perpetually pregnant hot wife.
 
I could've sworn we had a thread on him where it was found it that he was playing it all up for laughs, and it was discovered that the disgusting house he did all the videos in were a rental house that he had to evict the residents from because they turned it into a revolting mess. There's videos out there in his actual house where it's genuinely clean and tidy, he just does stupid stuff in them.

Edit: I found the thread in question. I'm reading through it and I can't find anything to support what I thought I originally heard, though. But here's his alternate channel people discovered where he films in a genuinely clean-ish house, but records with a serial killer's camera.

Speaking of serial killer-like behavior, he apparently also has a webspace where he writes short stories. About incest.
There's the channel I was thinking of. IIRC that channel started somewhat after the channel that ParthenocarpySA archived went down. That original channel existed for some time IIRC and the videos were posted gradually over at least a year (but my admittedly faulty memory is saying longer than a year). I don't remember the URL to his old YT or I'd wayback machine it to check. *sigh*

I always speculated the house he was in got condemned as IIRC there was a lot more wrong with it than just the hoard (I seem to recall he posted some videos of him rooting around in the crawlspace looking at problems), that he was forced into that cleaner apartment, and forced to get some help. I have suspected that while his situation (hoard, whatever problems he had that caused the hoard) may have been real, the videos were at least somewhat, if not mostly, playing things up for laughs as his understanding of the Montreal Canadiens betrayed sufficient intellect, analytical skills, and awareness of reality that I wouldn't associate with a severely unmedicated schizo which the actions taken in the video would imply if completely unironic. But it was always just real enough that I suspected things weren't all for laughs.

Whatever the case, the 3 part series on cooking A tomato where the line "and now we get the liquid wrench" was uttered is in my toplist for internet funnies. :lol:
 
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