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Andrew Blaze said:
Why would any company want to associate their product with the morbidly obese mebtal health rock bottom guy? Are they hedging their bets that if he dies while they are sponsoring him, they’ll achieve some sort of immortality in gaming world?
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Or that they won't have to finish paying him and will continue to have the free publicity on the videos.
 
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Andrew Blaze said:
Why would any company want to associate their product with the morbidly obese mebtal health rock bottom guy? Are they hedging their bets that if he dies while they are sponsoring him, they’ll achieve some sort of immortality in gaming world?
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I'm by no means a marketing-, PR person, or someone with a lot of executive experience, but there's a human fascination with the lowest of the low.
Boogie's definitely down there. Even people who watch him because they like him do so because of the feelings of pity he invokes in them.
And for a company that wants to sell a product and make the customer base as big as possible, it doesn't matter if your magnet has actual charisma,
or has started developing his own orbit due to his mass.
 
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Null said:
The fact people like Onision and The Amazing Atheist continue to pull in enough to exist ostensibly confirms anyone can scrape enough together to get by on the Internet these days if you're shameless enough. Myself included.
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Eh. Start a channel. Read your shopping list. We'll subscribe... until the RatKing shouts you off.
 
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77k/mo? That can't be real. If that is, perhaps he can start by using some of that money by visiting an oral surgeon and getting a full set of dental implants of all those missing teeth so his smile isn't so horrendous.

Worried about losing money when making that much? I can think of one thing:

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Andrew Blaze said:
Why would any company want to associate their product with the morbidly obese mebtal health rock bottom guy? Are they hedging their bets that if he dies while they are sponsoring him, they’ll achieve some sort of immortality in gaming world?
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Who do you think Lootcrate markets to? That should answer the question.
 
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Saigonara said:
You mean like this one
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Not even like that. The Great Wall kept out the mongolians for years and kept the Chinese safe. Boogie could just be easily lured away from such a duty with a twinkie on a stick. There would be casualties from the earth quakes as he moved, yes, but my point is that walls serve a purpose... Boogie does not, he is the epitome of useless.
 
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Except those walls were used against the Chinese as the people inside this one border town were starved. Boogie on the other had still continues to be useful but only to those who need to feel better about themselves.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
Except those walls were used against the Chinese as the people inside this one border town were starved. Boogie on the other had still continues to be useful but only to those who need to feel better about themselves.
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If anyone needs to feel better about themselves by laughing at Boogie? Chances are, you aren't much better than him. We laugh at him generally because it's funny to see the asshole's career crumble.
 
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