Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

I like how she says "She" is doing it, while at the same time dropping the name of the shop that is actually doing the work.
Brianna thinks spending Frank's money == doing the work. Classic Wu.

It's like a downward spiral of lazy lies, he doesn't even [have to] try anymore. At one point during the AudiTT phase he at least waited a couple of tweets between "I'm changing my transmission, how many girls can do that?" and "I'm just dropping the TT off at [some mechanic] to have my gearbox replaced".
Or maybe it was the clutch? Anyway, lots of "wow, you're amazing" for the first tweet where Wu shows he's better than women(being better, or more, than them is the rabbit he's been chasing for so long).
 
Notice no motorcycle in the photo.

I'll give her the benefit of the doubt that she's actually sitting on a motorbike. It's the "meeting" part I don't buy.

Firstly, who the fuck would go to a business meeting on a motorbike? You then have the awkward choice of meeting professional people in leather trousers or excusing yourself for five minutes to whatever toilet facilities they have available to change when you get there. You'd have to be insane to do that when you have three perfectly good cars available.

Secondly, it's always "meetings" with Wu when she wants to seem busy. It's five weeks to the election, who the fuck is she meeting with? Never has she said she's going to organise volunteers for canvassing in town X or any similar activity. When she's actually met with people, like with that immigration lawyer, we never hear the end of the one insight she manages to pull from the meeting while she wasn't busy frantically nodding her head and making "uh huh" noises.

I think "meetings" is what she tells Frank she's been doing all day when he comes home from work. In reality, she probably just drives round aimlessly and comes home to play Final Fantasy on her phone.
 
Wow John I wish I could spend my parents' money like you do.

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None of this happened, shut the fuck up.

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Yeah since when has the completely deranged hyperbolic interpretation ever been wrong?

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The "No Action, Talk Only" approach, I see. Also you have a cock John in case you forgot. Happy to help.

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Yes thanks to increased regulation, our nimble federal government can always stay one step ahead of the hackers because that's exactly what they're known for.

They've never had a Wu-man like John before to show them how to do it. Surely accredited software engineer, rocket scientist, lunar rock expert, and Mississippi millionaire John Walker Flynt can solve this problem by snarling at it while a tiny Asian midget screams somewhere in the background.

The only time she'll ever take a selfie is when her face is fully covered. :story:

Great look. The crazy cat lady glasses covering her bugged out alien eyes really go well with the otherwise unused motorcycle helmet.

Nah. She is riding the motorcycle using the classic black dress, with the wind blowing the miniskirt.

It's not really a miniskirt. It would be normal on a normal person, but John is freakishly tall (inches taller than Janet Reno) so it's a miniskirt on him with his huge gangly man legs.

Since he has no women friends (actually just no friends at all), nobody has told him to his face how fucking horrible it looks.

I think "meetings" is what she tells Frank she's been doing all day when he comes home from work. In reality, she probably just drives round aimlessly and comes home to play Final Fantasy on her phone.

Or banging deranged troons he hooks up with on grindr.
 
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Surely accredited software engineer, rocket scientist, lunar rock expert, and Mississippi millionaire John Walker Flynt can solve this problem by snarling at it while a tiny Asian midget screams somewhere in the background.

John was heavily influenced by seeing Buckaroo Banzai. What with being all those things, I'm sure he'll also claim soon to be a top neurosurgeon, particle physicist, race car driver, rock star and comic book hero.

I can't wait for the rock star phase. "Hi, I'm Brianna Wu and the Delusions, and this is my best selling troon of all time, called Goobergrape Killed My Dog (Because I'm a Woman). Are you ready to rock'n'roll, Cincinnati?!!!"

It's gonna make Bikini Kill look like the Spice Girls by comparison. Fuck to the yeah.
 
Honestly I think Wu's campaign is over at this point. She can't get any staff members to stick, and she relies entirely on them to generate the momentum to get anything done. A handful of people did sign up to volunteer for the campaign, but Wu's not going to be organising them personally. Without bodies to get out there and talk to people in person, what's actually going to happen?

Maybe she'll organise a mailing, but I doubt it. As far as I can see, she has yet to invest in any system to target voters which is a major stumbling block to doing almost anything at this phase of the campaign. I know being an actual, real software engineer that if I was given the lead time Wu got in the run up to the election, I probably couldn't resist rolling my own software to match volunteers to doors to knock on. Wu is more limited to off the shelf solutions, but I'm sure there must be something suitable. If nothing else, there's the labour intensive way of managing it all manually in big spreadsheets.

She's basically failed the first few points of Political Campaign 101. She never found and registered supporters, she never found which of those supporters would make reliable volunteers, never found which volunteers could be made group leaders. She's now down to like two tasks left. Inform the mass of voters of your position, and turn out your voting base on election day. Neither of those are going to happen because she failed at the volunteer organising step. She got so caught up in asking for money that she never bothered until it was way too late to figure out that people are of more use to politicians than piles of disposable income. Or maybe she just never cared and the money was the whole thing.

Anyway, she's done. Nobody gives a shit about Wu, and she'll lose hilariously on election day. She's also never going to try again, because nobody will be dumb enough to even think of working for her the second time round, there'll be no press and no money. Bye bye, politician Wu.
 
Wow John I wish I could spend my parents' money like you do.

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None of this happened, shut the fuck up.

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Yeah since when has the completely deranged hyperbolic interpretation ever been wrong?

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The "No Action, Talk Only" approach, I see. Also you have a cock John in case you forgot. Happy to help.

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Good to know that Wu immediately jumps on accusations instead of waiting on the evidence when it comes to important matters

P.S. look at that face goddam
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If some lawyer said "gimme money because Trump is a pineapple and thus faked the moon landing with his Russian counterparts" in a suit, you'd believe that too. Thankfully, most of the rest of the world requires evidence of Trump shooting immigrant children to believe it.
But if anyone were to accuse you of any of the nasty shit you've actually done with the mountains of evidence collected? Oh those are just alt-right neckbeard troll LIARS!!
 
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