Since I am not American, I most definately do NOT stalk chicks though the state government.
Nor would I bother with stalking chicks through the provincial government, in fact since I am perfectly happy with my wife I don't bother stalking chicks -PERIOD-.
But hey, letting facts get in the way of a good narrative would just ruin the fun, wouldn't it?
In that case, not only have I kidnapped a total eleven of congressmen's wives and concubines to be my own personal harem, but I have taught each and every one of them that anal sex is the best kind, as long as long as you just relax your sphincter as it comes in.
TRUE and HONEST content!
p.s. I fully intend to make you the even dozen.