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Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her
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Lord what a trainwreck. I can't stop watching. I wonder what she's going to do for fake baby pictures of lil weezy and baby genesis once people start asking too many questions.
Will she get a reborn doll, or just take a picture of one of the kid mannequins from baby gap?
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I know I am a terrible, terrible person but the pic of that poor kid is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
Two questions:
- The title of the thread said Sammie has been in and out of jail. Do we have any info/details?
- I probably already know the answer to this but ... what does she do for money? Mooch off her parents? Welfare leech? Disability?
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Here's a picture of Lil Weezy! Oddly, Lil Weezy seems to have a twin that Sammie didn't mention.
She's on disability.
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The fat is suffocating her brain.
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To my knowledge, Sammie doesn't even smoke weed anymore.
ETA: Oh she tricked me.
ETA: Oh she tricked me.
Petronella
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It's like a Maury episode in slow motion
You sure she isn't a Honey Boo Boo reject?
(The first time I stumbled onto that trainwreck, I thought it was a show about people who were pursuing bariatric surgery, until they showed a piglet defecating on the kitchen table.)
(The first time I stumbled onto that trainwreck, I thought it was a show about people who were pursuing bariatric surgery, until they showed a piglet defecating on the kitchen table.)
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Can't spell, can't count.
Her potato babies are probably going to be smarter than her even with their severe potato-ism.
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Wait until I can find the picture of her kid wearing his Christmas Story glasses and helmet lol
From what I've been able to gather (and this is sifting through months of posts to pull all the pieces out) she and her mom had a fight because she kept running out of the house and leaving her kids and Austin behind to go fuck random rednecks and try to marry them. It came to a head when she either hit her mother OR threatened to hit her mother, than stole her van and left to go see one of her hook ups. So her mom had her arrested for 3rd Degree Assault, kicked out of the house, and used that to get sole custody of the kids. This is where it gets fuzzy because she HAS faked going to jail for attention, but she also had no place to live while on bail after wearing out her welcome everywhere so I think she might have been hauled back a couple times for that too.
Austin has a history of sending dick pics to random girls, but I don't think she realizes that yet in 2015
There are a LOT of posts like this. I don't know if she ever knew Cody, or even really hung out with him, but he was murdered and it ruined her entire life forever
You're going to see a LOT of these redneck slap fights, and I gotta double-spoiler them because they are HUGE. Here is a massive fight about Britney Spears.
i heat all u hoes
and so called friends
lol I forgot this. She's in a gang, and her gang friends will fuck you up if you make fun of her. She's so bad ass she's a crip AND a blood
They gonna get arrested for not believing Sammie
Sammie can't go to walmart and buy a pregnancy test because no one will take her and she has no money. Of course it's because she's lying, but still lol
"Stop lying on Facebook and cussing people out"
lol she's so salty about her fake pregnancy
The irony here is her mom wouldn't LET her move until her big freakout that landed her in lockup
wow
White Nigga
Sammie had fun at a concert that didn't even happen yet
"I'm going to kill myself"
"Please don't"
"Okay, I won't thanks!"
In 2018 she has like 20 bitches who do nothing but taunt her in her comments and make fun of her. But this shit was happening even in 2015. The only thing that stopped it was finally getting knocked up.
Oh! Another fake arrest!
This happens all. the. fucking. time. "So and so left my house IMMA DIE I MISS THEM SOO MUCH COME BACK I NEED YOU!!!"
Mom must of told her to stop lying again
There are a LOT of posts like this. I don't know if she ever knew Cody, or even really hung out with him, but he was murdered and it ruined her entire life forever
You're going to see a LOT of these redneck slap fights, and I gotta double-spoiler them because they are HUGE. Here is a massive fight about Britney Spears.
i heat all u hoes
and so called friends
lol I forgot this. She's in a gang, and her gang friends will fuck you up if you make fun of her. She's so bad ass she's a crip AND a blood
They gonna get arrested for not believing Sammie
Sammie can't go to walmart and buy a pregnancy test because no one will take her and she has no money. Of course it's because she's lying, but still lol
"Stop lying on Facebook and cussing people out"
lol she's so salty about her fake pregnancy
The irony here is her mom wouldn't LET her move until her big freakout that landed her in lockup
wow
White Nigga
Sammie had fun at a concert that didn't even happen yet
"I'm going to kill myself"
"Please don't"
"Okay, I won't thanks!"
In 2018 she has like 20 bitches who do nothing but taunt her in her comments and make fun of her. But this shit was happening even in 2015. The only thing that stopped it was finally getting knocked up.
Oh! Another fake arrest!
This happens all. the. fucking. time. "So and so left my house IMMA DIE I MISS THEM SOO MUCH COME BACK I NEED YOU!!!"
Mom must of told her to stop lying again
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Sorry if :late: but has she always been this intellectually impaired or did she smoke herself stupid?
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Mentioned this in chat but I should bring it up here. It's a reference to an anti-circumsision site. I'm doubtful she knew this though.
https://www.yourwholebaby.org/home
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Dear Lord...
Her way of writing is giving me a headache. It's like a mixture of illiteracy and autism.
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Oh, I can't wait. I get the feeling this is going to be one of those cows that keeps on giving...
Punctuation, bitch. Can you use it?
LongtimeLurker
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Nice mustache shadow there, Beautiful.
Man, this is a good one. Amidst all the crazy trannies and SJW nutjobs it's refreshing to have a good ol' illiterate redneck cow. The fact that even the people that provoke her are illiterate rednecks is a nice touch, too.
The kids are cute, even the derpy one, glad her mom has custody and seems to be taking good care of them.
Edit: goddamn I should've scrolled down a tic on her Facebook before posting because this image is fucking gold.
Nah Sammie don't use your face or anything, your majestic fat rolls are good enough.
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Nice mustache shadow there, Beautiful.
Man, this is a good one. Amidst all the crazy trannies and SJW nutjobs it's refreshing to have a good ol' illiterate redneck cow. The fact that even the people that provoke her are illiterate rednecks is a nice touch, too.
The kids are cute, even the derpy one, glad her mom has custody and seems to be taking good care of them.
Edit: goddamn I should've scrolled down a tic on her Facebook before posting because this image is fucking gold.
Nah Sammie don't use your face or anything, your majestic fat rolls are good enough.
She looks like Eden Belmont in a blonde wig.
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Why does she want to name her child after a 90's gaming console (or a band, if you prefer)
Yo, this is my kid, Super Nintendo
Yo, this is my kid, Super Nintendo
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Straight outta Cumptin, ya'll
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Does ksml mean "killing myself laughing?"
She looks like a Slaton here.
And here she looks like Locria.