YT 8/3 - Shoe Colouring

[Xetzyr]

He believes he is a woman, in some odd way

This is nothing new.

True, but they actually make tights for men... or I guess I should say the male anatomy. He's going to potentially give himself ball cancer if he keeps wearing tight crotched crap specifically made for a female anatomy. No joke on that either, you gotta let the "boys" roam free or you could be lookin at testicular cancer.

Oh, forgot... also low sperm counts, bladder control problems, fungal infections, UTIs, twisted testicles... well, you get the idea. Every man needs a ballroom, even if he wishes he was a sparkle unicorn hedgehog woman with psychic tantrum powers.

 

[Buck Mullet]

As Chris lets more people into his life, it becomes more apparent that independent living is nothing but a pipe dream. Like sands through an hourglass these are the tards of our lives.
Anyway, Chris inadvertently huffs paint as Barb watches to complete ambivalence.
Nothing new in the Chandler home.

Disagree, Barb now seems eager to take some the hoard back to Goodwill. Except when it's raining. But yeah, talk about a window into madness here, or maybe it was the paint fumes.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Behold, Chris' finished NEW Sonichu Blue Heart Scarlet shoes.

that's some seriously bad hand-eye coordination to paint so badly on something of this size.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Go to 16:42 to hear about Barb falling down on the wet grass and hitting her face.
EDIT: and 20:30 to hear Chris ignore Barb's autistic rambling "Yeah, uh-huh, OK dear"
EDIT2: at 25:16 Chris starts saying some CPU bullshit and then walks it back. Looks like he knows not to say it around Barb?

EDIT3: 26:52 - Barb suggests that Chris donate his two of his four body pillows to Goodwill and Chris is like "Nononononono, NO." Can't get rid of his waifus!

 

[Ravenor]

I had no idea what I was expecting but I guess it's nice to see him doing his thing and enjoying himself.

I have to say though that the way he's talking to himself with those voices are just a little more than worrying, I mean listen to those voices they are not just his random access humour it's just random sound outburts of whatever is running through his mind at the time.

that's some seriously bad hand-eye coordination to paint so badly on something of this size.

Did you see his technique with the spray can? That's prity much the worst way to spray something as the paint dispersion is horrible and it's more like poring paint onto the surface.

 

[Varis]

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Well, at least we know how he sleeps at night.

Shit hang on, is that fucking drawn on the actual fucking wall?

I kind of want to see these drawings up close. It looks like there might be text on them.

Also oh god there's more.

 

[Ravenor]

Also around the 26 minute mark, he mentions that he doesn't want Barb to take those body pillows to goodwill and that he has a plan for them... body pillows and a plan...

I dont like the implications of this.

 

[jc17]

Leave it to Chris to take the lazy route and still make more work for himself.
https://www.amazon.com/Painting-Cer...coding=UTF8&psc=1&ref=yo_pop_d_yo_pop_d_pd_t2

Paint markers for precise detail.

http://www.repair-mssql-database.co...3133-620.php?zenid=aes4qnr9ejcfp7mfmv392075r7

Yellow shoes shoes to cut the amount of painting in half.

https://www.amazon.com/ScotchBlue-P...&qid=1533367235&sr=8-13&keywords=masking+tape

Painters tape that is easy to mold in to the shapes he needs.

Here, he wouldn't have to waste a shit ton of yellow and all he would have to do is mask off everything he doesn't want painted. First, layer it with white so ths yellow doesnt effect the blue paint.
When it dries, carefully go over it with blue. Let it dry, then determine if another coating is required.

Oh, and don't do it in the house on the fucking carpet.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

EDIT3: 26:52 - Barb suggests that Chris donate his two of his four body pillows to Goodwill and Chris is like "Nononononono, NO." Can't get rid of his waifus!

Just listening to 26:52, earns barb some pity points. I realize that Barb no longer has much influence over Chris at all... Chris just whines no, and Barb needs to listen to his every whim cuz she is helpless. Barb was a manipulative bitch, but right now she is living thru hell, living her final years, relying on her dumpster fire of a son, that she had personally created. But on the bright side, I just can't imagine good will's reaction if they see the body pillows lol

 

[Monokuma]

This is hilarious but honestly I'm sort of impressed Chris chose ALMOST the right kind of spray paint (lol) for autistic spray painting of his shoes. I seriously thought he'd just use 3000 yellow and blue magic markers or maybe even clay of some kind.

Chris is getting better everyone time to shut down Kiwi Farms.

Also Barb looks like the Crypt Keeper.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

It's about an hour long. He doesn't finish, and he said that he'll post the final result later.

He didn't even put anything down to cover the carpet?

Yeesh.

 

[The Dude]

So is Chris the one wearing the pads (sitting behind her) or are they Barb's?

Chris uses them for when he makes his panties DIRTY and CRAPPED...y'know, like a PROPER LADY.

True, but they actually make tights for men... or I guess I should say the male anatomy. He's going to potentially give himself ball cancer if he keeps wearing tight crotched crap specifically made for a female anatomy. No joke on that either, you gotta let the "boys" roam free or you could be lookin at testicular cancer.

And nothing of value will be lost.

Oh, forgot... also low sperm counts, bladder control problems, fungal infections, UTIs, twisted testicles... well, you get the idea. Every man needs a ballroom, even if he wishes he was a sparkle unicorn hedgehog woman with psychic tantrum powers.

It's not like they were ever going to be used anyways.

 

[Count Olaf]

Just listening to 26:52, earns barb some pity points. I realize that Barb no longer has much influence over Chris at all... Chris just whines no, and Barb needs to listen to his every whim cuz she is helpless. Barb was a manipulative bitch, but right now she is living thru hell, living her final years, relying on her dumpster fire of a son, that she had personally created. But on the bright side, I just can't imagine good will's reaction if they see the body pillows lol

If life is hell for Barbara Chandler, it's a hell that she's created through her own actions and thus she gets no pity, at least none from me. She and Bob point blank refused to get their son the help he desperately needed when he was a child. In fact, they literally ran away from it at one point. They did nothing to help their child, only sheltered him from everything that might have made him a better person. If I have any pity, it's for Bob far more than Barb. He in the end at least tried to make sure his son would have a financially secure future, tried to impart some final lessons to him in the letter he wrote. Unfortunately it was to little to late for him. All he could do with the last years of his life was keep watching his son spiral out of control in shame while the bugs that had crawled up from his wife's hoarding habits slowly killed him. And it didn't get any better after his death. His wife squandered and wasted all that money on once again trying to shelter their son from consequences and help, while his son himself laughed and scoffed at the letter his father had so lovingly written for him.

So yeah, Bob I pity and may he rest in peace. Barb remains a manipulative bitch as she always has been and always will be to the end of her days, and when they come may she find her reward for it in the deepest pits of hell.

 

[muh_moobs]

Barb's in the room watching. She appears at around 15 minutes in.

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Adult supervision advised

 

[LagoonaBlue]

It's not like they were ever going to be used anyways.

Chris is still adamant he's going to be a parent.

He's forgetting he's sterile as a result of whatever hormones he's taking.

 

[The Dude]

Chris is still adamant he's going to be a parent.

He's forgetting he's sterile as a result of whatever hormones he's taking.

Oh, there's more than just hormones and the wrong undies/clothing working against Chris' fertility. His shitty diet, sedentary lifestyle, general health, and so much more are doing their part to ensure Chris will only be loaded with blanks. And that's not even taking into account Chris less-than-stellar chances of finding a willing sexual partner without payment being involved.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Oh, there's more than just hormones and the wrong undies/clothing working against Chris' fertility. His shitty diet, sedentary lifestyle, general health, and so much more are doing their part to ensure Chris will only be loaded with blanks. And that's not even taking into account Chris less-than-stellar chances of finding a willing sexual partner without payment being involved.

Well thank fuck he can't procreate. He is in NO position to take care of a child.

 

[The Dude]

Well thank fuck he can't procreate. He is in NO position to take care of a child.

Couldn't agree with you more. As a parent and having seen the way the Chandlers neglect their pets, the thought of Chris raising children fills me with existential dread. There are already too many terrible, neglectful parents in the world as it is.

 

[Don Herbert]

EDIT: and 20:30 to hear Chris ignore Barb's autistic rambling "Yeah, uh-huh, OK dear"

That woman can talk about the most mundane shit forever, to be fair to Chris.
"Okie dokie, that's good. That's fair, dear."
I liked at 28:24 when Chris decided to start singing his words because he says the phrase "yellow is a mellow color." He's a cartoon character.

Edit: Actual exchange between CWC and Barbara Ann. This is why I watch.
BAC: I like this chair.
CWC: What?
BAC: I'm glad we have this chair.
CWC: It's a good chair. You could sit in it.
BAC: Yes.

Edit 2: Chris has referred to his horrible painting technique as "valid" three times, that I've seen, so far. At least two of those times were after he cringed upon painting the carpet, but did not stop doing what he was doing.

32:50 Chris starts shrieking about how it's a process.
33:46 More singing about the process in his mind. Barbara Ann insists on talking rummage swap shop to Chris' annoyance.
34:27 Chris says "Oy vey," and then asks for a few hundred dollars to get Barbara Ann new dollar store readers.
35:50 Chris tells everyone to make a mental note that maybe he should have done the blue before the yellow. This is not the first time Chris has painted his sneakers this way.
36:01 "Am I perfect? No. But, I'm still a CPU. So deal with it. What'd I do duck tape?"
36:50 Barb "One step at a time" Chris (sing-song) "That's what she said"
37:50 Chris does a random silly thing.
39:25 Barb tries to nag Chris into selling more of his shit. He has more important things to worry about than fricking eBay!
39:44 "Stay tuned for more details of the life of a CPU in training" *sobbing/chuckling vaudville sounds*
40:24 Chris weirdly shills with barb for stuff on ebay, he doesn't seem to be having any of this conversation

Edit 3: Wanted to transcribe this one directly because :autism:
41:21 Chris (Mickey Mouse voice?) "This is happening. That's happening. It's allll happening. Anything is possible and everything is happening. So yip-dip-de-dip-da-doo-doo blabla-bla-bla-bluh-bla." *farting sounds with lips* "An muh mudder *muffled* thinks mother smiles when I do silly random *things* and I'm a little tired, kinda sleepy... nahnuh I'm okay"

 

[Enormous Red Straw]

Edit: Actual exchange between CWC and Barbara Ann. This is why I watch.

Thanks for finding the noteworthy tidbits; you're doing Godbear's work.

If I tried to read yesterday's CPU-goddess wall of text and followed it by watching this entire video, it would destroy my mind.