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Well we'll get to see how Phil handles Madden since Swaggy bougut it for him and Phil 'promised' to try playing online.

So he can't just play the qte story mode and ignore actual gameplay. And Phil is worst at sports games except for driving games.
 
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Well we'll get to see how Phil handles Madden since Swaggy bougut it for him and Phil 'promised' to try playing online.

So he can't just play the qte story mode and ignore actual gameplay. And Phil is worst at sports games except for driving games.
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I seriously doubt DSP is gonna play madden online. He will make up some excuse to get out of it because he knows it will just be fuel for detractor videos. He will get sick or kat will need something or his internet gets busted and he won't do a second stream and then he'll say he's dropping madden in the next 90 minute prestream.

All the while saying he tried the game and he gave it a fair shake and it's boring and not for him or whatever. The loss in tips/cheers from the multiplayer madden stream he will eat because everyone remembers Madden 12 and how he raged at that game and never figured out that dynasty mode was season mode.

The people who play madden online have been playing it for a long time and they're able to pick up on what makes the new game different really quickly and adapt to the changes. Someone like me who can score 11 touchdowns in a half against any level of AI if the quarters are long enough gets absolutely demolished online. I've seen people who are decent at the game against the AI and have no problem being undefeated Super Bowl champs get slaughtered 84-0 online.
 
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Why does he purport to know the opinions of so many gamers and communities? This is definitely one of his biggest inconsistencies and frustrating traits. Every cod streamer is apparently sucking BO4s dick. How does he know? Does he watch them? Of course not. Other streamers also only scream at the camera and have dyed hair. But I thought he didn't watch other streamers? He's too busy with his own work right? Apparently nobody is buying/playing the Switch, yet its sold an insane amount of units the past year. Nobody cares about Evo or the FGC, yet the Smash and SF streams are getting 100k viewers.

He constantly presents his awful, ill informed opinions as fact, and puts words in other people's mouths in order to suit his own agenda and ego. The man prattles on about logic and reality and facts so much, yet he's utterly detached from the real world. Shit, he's barely got a grasp on the world he's created for himself, somehow thinking is content is true art, and not just noise and fart jokes for children/speds.

But that's why we keep watching I guess. It'll never change, and it's fascinating to witness.
 
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The people who play madden online have been playing it for a long time and they're able to pick up on what makes the new game different really quickly and adapt to the changes. Someone like me who can score 11 touchdowns in a half against any level of AI if the quarters are long enough gets absolutely demolished online. I've seen people who are decent at the game against the AI and have no problem being undefeated Super Bowl champs get slaughtered 84-0 online.
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Yeah, except Phil is worse than that - for a guy who still rides that '4th at EVO!' or whatever competition it was, didn't he actually manage to hilariously struggle and even FAIL against the AI in SF5 when it wasn't even set to max difficulty?
 
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So Guilty Gear just ended at EVO and I decided to check in on Phil. First words, literally the first words I hear are "been doing this for 10 years." I have no idea how long he has been live, but when I started watching top 8 he was already on. He's explaining the stream labs leaderboards right now. Bruh, the 200 people here are the same 200 who are always here. Play the damn game.

Edit: He is explaining all the ways to give him money, and then he has to do shout outs :stress:

Yolodopper cheers: I finally got my girlfriend to sit down and watch one of your streams, interested to see what she says.

Dopper's GF: Is this like, a talk show or something? He's just talking about how he needs money, I thought he played games.
 
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Commander Keen said:
I seriously doubt DSP is gonna play madden online. He will make up some excuse to get out of it because he knows it will just be fuel for detractor videos. He will get sick or kat will need something or his internet gets busted and he won't do a second stream and then he'll say he's dropping madden in the next 90 minute prestream.

All the while saying he tried the game and he gave it a fair shake and it's boring and not for him or whatever. The loss in tips/cheers from the multiplayer madden stream he will eat because everyone remembers Madden 12 and how he raged at that game and never figured out that dynasty mode was season mode.

The people who play madden online have been playing it for a long time and they're able to pick up on what makes the new game different really quickly and adapt to the changes. Someone like me who can score 11 touchdowns in a half against any level of AI if the quarters are long enough gets absolutely demolished online. I've seen people who are decent at the game against the AI and have no problem being undefeated Super Bowl champs get slaughtered 84-0 online.
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I bet he plays one game online with Swagginz
 
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