DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Freshtodeath]

His past self was a toxic person and he's changed. He just wants to move forward positively. Youtube has been trying to fuck him cause they're lazy. He took the initiative and now they fixed his channel because he has a business degree and continuous improvement degree (yes he said this).

His new scam worked. But he is setting up the next, saying "There are other things going on behind scenes."

 

[thebonesauce]

Are people still trying to get him to play Mnster Hunter World? The game comes out for PC tommorow and it’ll probably be the last time he can try and tard cum it for money until Capcom decides to release a newer version. It still surprises me that the moneygrubing little worm decided against trying to get skekels out of one of the most popular games to come out this year.

I can guarantee you right now, Phil will NEVER play another Monster Hunter game ever again. And the reason he will never play these games it because it requires skill (that he doesn’t possess), a time investment (which he won’t do), and in some cases a dependency on playing online (which he will never do). Monster Hunter World is a game you can’t rush through on a stream, but I guarantee if he streamed it in a regular rotation, he would be rolling in bits. My boy Flik from Flik’s Gaming Stuff is a variety streamer as well, but he’s also a really laid back guy with a nice personality and actually banters with his teammates and viewers... Heis regular game rotation is all sorts of shit, but he regularly goes back to Enter The Gungeon, The Binding Of Isaac, and most importantly, Monster Hunter World. Phil regularly gets like 500-1000 viewers on stream and doesn’t ban people for the pettiest of reasons. Phil does it full time and does very well for himself, but he’s a piece of shit, scumbag, beggar and all around nutjob. Unlike that, Flik is also a full time streamer, does very well for himself, but is very open to discussion with his viewers, he’s humble, and he’s a really nice guy for the most part.

 

[grump]

Welp looks like TxT got hit with that indefinite suspension on twitch. Never watched the guys twitch but I doubt he got out of hand saying anything about dave, this shit is honeslty wild, daves fans are on witch hunts right now and twitch is just going along with it.

But remember dave can call people homos and fags and directly insult people and not properly control his racist ass chat of mental children.

But muppet emotes and people saying dave begs for money is a ban baby

Edit: they got bhil as well lmao, this shit is wild, who’s dick is dave sucking at twitch these days

Someone at twitch has decided to explicitly champion Phil. He's probably getting personalized attention now with a human employee proactively seeking detractors and shielding him. As usual the whining in this case about just being another number to an algorithm is the opposite of reality.

 

[Unseemly and Feral]

His fortune throughout the years seems to show there is a God ...or Satan and they love gouty twitch streamers for some inexplicable reason.

I never used to take shit like spiritual guardians or blessings seriously but Phil's consistently fabulous dumb luck verging on supernatural proportions in the face of overwhelming odds has me reconsidering my philosophical position.

It's not anything supernatural, it's just that he's played so many games he has rpg stats in real life. He put all his points into luck.

 

[Freshtodeath]

It's not anything supernatural, it's just that he's played so many games he has rpg stats in real life. He put all his points into luck.

If this was fallout 3 he would have all luck stats but tons of bad karma. Expect a death claw at his doorstep any moment.

 

[Xenomorph]

Phil can lie to folks who are innocent, gullible and naive enough to believe his lies. He can turn on the sob story in a heartbeat as well as show one-sided receipts of people being "mean" to him on social media. All he needs is a small bit of truth to anchor the rest in. He has said this himself many times.
It's not God or Satan or Luck, it's a person who has been lying their whole lives long lying to folks who will believe him and persistent enough in those lies to keep it going.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Someone at twitch has decided to explicitly champion Phil. He's probably getting personalized attention now with a human employee proactively seeking detractors and shielding him. As usual the whining in this case about just being another number to an algorithm is the opposite of reality.

Imagine hundreds of people reporting an already convicted criminal to the police (he has 2 strikes) because he breaks all sorts of laws, time and time again. And instead of investigating, the police says: "Uugh, all these reports about the criminal DSP are getting on my nerves, can't they just shut up? I'm in the middle of eating donuts which are paid by Mr Burnell's illegal raids. Hey Joe, imprison everyone who makes allegations against him, this is defamation and not legal".

 

[LordAutismo]

With all that is happening on Twitch, I feel like reiterating that not just the platform, but the entire concept of it is designed to give e-welfare to autists, whores, and NEETs who simply don't want to work and get a cut of it. Anything that calls attention to that is perceived as a threat to them.

 

[LyteSydeByll]

With all that is happening on Twitch, I feel like reiterating that not just the platform, but the entire concept of it is designed to give e-welfare to autists, whores, and NEETs who simply don't want to work and get a cut of it. Anything that calls attention to that is perceived as a threat to them.

What blows my mind about the Twitch situation is how I've seen other content creators from YouTube, who talk about the Twitch-THOT situation, and get preemptively banned from using Twitch as a platform for shittalking the company. (penguinz0 comes to mind, though he's said he would never stream there anyways, they banned him just to make sure)

Our friend Phil talked bad about Twitch 2 years ago before he ran into trouble with YouTube, then turned around and talked about how Twitch is the future. Not only did he go from shitting on them to shilling for them, he also gets to partner status, and is such a bubble-baby that other channels that "harass" him on or off site are taken care of. I don't have anything on the my (LSB) twitch, but I wouldn't be surprised if I wake up one day to having a name too similar to DSP's and I'm banned without even chatting or streaming once.

Diction better hope he doesn't lose his partnership next for even just popping into DSP's chat and emoting. It looks like DSP can "call out" and trash other affiliates/partners with no repercussions, but other affiliates/partners are at risk of touching him and getting effected. TXT and Tevin were Twitch Affiliates, since they had subs and sub emotes.

There's some serious pignosis at work that causes companies to curve policy to protect DSP while over-zealously enforcing policy against his detractors. Blip.tv saw right through it somehow.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

Just think of all the smug art films that were created with the intent of saying "sometimes good things happen to bad people". You don't need to watch them now, Phil is the real life version.

 

[Draza]

Imagine hundreds of people reporting an already convicted criminal to the police (he has 2 strikes) because he breaks all sorts of laws, time and time again. And instead of investigating, the police says: "Uugh, all these reports about the criminal DSP are getting on my nerves, can't they just shut up? I'm in the middle of eating donuts which are paid by Mr Burnell's illegal raids. Hey Joe, imprison everyone who makes allegations against him, this is defamation and not legal".

Just like England.

 

[grump]

It's not anything supernatural, it's just that he's played so many games he has rpg stats in real life. He put all his points into luck.

If this was fallout 3 he would have all luck stats but tons of bad karma. Expect a death claw at his doorstep any moment.

I felt this was relevant again

 

[werek89]

 

[Schmeckel]

If this was fallout 3 he would have all luck stats but tons of bad karma. Expect a death claw at his doorstep any moment.

One already did. It showed up after having done hair tricks in a Subaru

 

[DerelictOnion]

You guys are heavily overreacting about the whole situation. Its not some form of supernatural luck that helps him, it is the fact that he is......profitable.

Strange, I know, but DSP is actually very good for twtich. His special fanbase keeps cheering and donating subs and we all know who takes their cut. Since there is no end in sight for the subs and cheers(in fact they keep increasing) there is no point to cut him loose. Of course they'll protect him, especially considering the opposition is a bunch of desperate guys who range from having no following to barely having one.

So no, DSP is fairly secured as far as twitch goes unless he does something extremely stupid again(a matter of time).

Youtube is a bit more finicky but I am sure they profit from him and his channel in some way. In a way which makes deleting DSPgaming not good for business.

So, real talk, if you are providing something you do get benefits in return.

 

[Pure Snort]

No, I think people are so impatient they want him to crash and burn right now. This is a slow burn over time. This guy will have to beg for money for the rest of his days. He has no 401k, cannot get good medical insurance, no savings, two mortgages with one place he cannot get rid of, can bearly keep awake to stream the little bit he does now. This is his life. Forever. No matter how mad people get at him not fading completely away tomorrow, they dont get there are fates worse than that. Being trapped in this loop as he keeps getting older and older with no end.
Sure he gets bailed out but never at a surplus just enough to keep treading water.

I've considered it crueler to let him keep going in this self destructive cycle/lifestyle. Having him forced to address his problems a year or two later isn't a good thing, it just means he has even less time to adjust to being a commoner like everybody else.
Imagine DSP if youtube never worked out for him as a 'career', he'd have to confront a lot of his issues directly. I don't think he would have came out as a good person in the end, probably still bitter and thinking the world was against him, but he would have deteriorated a LOT less.

 

[CausticMinory]

I mentioned how ironic it was that Phil's detractors were the main ones helping him out (More than his fans)
This is even further proven by the fact that after they "help" him in anyway, he immediately tries to rile them up to get more "Help" (The begathons). In wrestling terms, Phil needs a heel to go along with his underdog face persona. So if you don't give him that, the nigga will just be a twitch jobber who no one cares about.

 

[PomegranateKing]

I said it before the escort saga and I'll say it again: Dave has some strange voodoo working for him. Everything that attempts to take him down backfires.

I'm convinced by his antics since then though. He could hold a gun up to his own head, pull the trigger, and the gun would somehow explode in a way that it killed his top detractors while leaving him fine. And only afterwards would you find out it wasn't even loaded. And he'd still whine about the noise it made.

 

[WeeblesWobble]

I mentioned how ironic it was that Phil's detractors were the main ones helping him out (More than his fans)
This is even further proven by the fact that after they "help" him in anyway, he immediately tries to rile them up to get more "Help" (The begathons). In wrestling terms, Phil needs a heel to go along with his underdog face persona. So if you don't give him that, the nigga will just be a twitch jobber who no one cares about.

From my perspective, it doesn't matter how much money he gets or who he gets it from. I've never given him a penny and I don't understand why someone would, but confusion is the main emotion I get from it. If Phil is around another 30 years I would be surprised but I wouldn't be angry about it. I do agree that if someone wants him to go away or go bankrupt, then giving him money to talk shit to him is ridiculous.


I actually made a game plan for Phil that would be pretty lucrative, at least for a little bit.
1. Unban everyone
2.Make two seperate tip leaderboards, one for fans and one for detractors
3.Read every single tip message out loud
4. Don't ban ANYONE, just give couple minute time outs and let them come back.

I feel like the effects for this would be two fold. On one hand, the detractors will get their kicks getting Phil to say stupid stuff or whatever, and on the other, Phil gets more money, more viewers and more pity from fans watching him get abused. Hell people may even donate to knock the detractors off of the boards. This would require thick skin though (which Phil is obviously lacking) but even if he doesn't make more money he will be higher on the Twitch list because of inflated views. Why would someone go to a mirror stream when they can talk shit about Phil to his face. The reason Tevin's restreams do so well is because most of those people can't even view Phil's stream while logged in to their accounts.

 

[Destro1986]

Someone at twitch has decided to explicitly champion Phil. He's probably getting personalized attention now with a human employee proactively seeking detractors and shielding him. As usual the whining in this case about just being another number to an algorithm is the opposite of reality.

I told you guys, I'm sure at this point he's emailing links to detractor content to his Partner Manager.