Plagued Nice Guys

Obvious satire but lol
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I would love to know what instruction manual these guys are reading that says when they see a woman they are interested in they must:

A- fawn over them in the most embarrassing way possible.

B- tell them they love them in the first five minutes.

C -declare how nice you are.

Because i would ask for my money back, because thats some right old bullshit.
Don't forget asterisk roleplaying.
*penis gets big, sweating profusely and wanting to rape at the same time because i'm so nice*
 
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"You don't want getting stalked by a creep... You don't want end up in 50 pieces in a trash bin..."
"Or crush the life out of other men that would do you harm"

What is it with the thinking that rage and violence belong in courtship? I get that they only view life through video game and anime terms but why would they think women want to be around that kind of negativity no matter what else the guy has going on for him? Women's lives don't revolve around trying to find a hero to go beat up the legions of vile enemies they apparently accrue while going to school and work.

It's a lot like Chris calling himself a virgin with rage. Even if Chris were a non-autist and a swole chad... nigga what makes you think any woman wants a guy who is proud of having rage to be inside her at any point?
 
"Or crush the life out of other men that would do you harm"

What is it with the thinking that rage and violence belong in courtship? I get that they only view life through video game and anime terms but why would they think women want to be around that kind of negativity no matter what else the guy has going on for him? Women's lives don't revolve around trying to find a hero to go beat up the legions of vile enemies they apparently accrue while going to school and work.

It's a lot like Chris calling himself a virgin with rage. Even if Chris were a non-autist and a swole chad... nigga what makes you think any woman wants a guy who is proud of having rage to be inside her at any point?


What are you saying to me, Alec? That Scott Pilgrim isn't the dummy's guide for to behave in a relationship? Oh crikey...I wish I'd known that before I started hunting down my girlfriend's exes and duelling them to the death...
 
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