MundaneMatt / Matt Jarbo / Jihadi Jarbo / Deciple87 / Jarbology / The Quarry King - TURN OFF THAT PESKY ADBLOCK; YouTube Gamergater, Anita Sarkeesian A-log; Owner of Kiwi Farms

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You all know Matt is most likely lurking on this thread as we type.
He's made it clear he has Google Alerts set up whenever people type "MundaneMatt".
I believe he also types in his own name to see what people are truly saying about him.

I give him shit all the time because I wholeheartedly dislike his personality.
Matt is stubborn and unimaginative and truly believes that what he does is a "Real Job" and that he's "Really good at it" ( https://ask.fm/mundanematt/answers/122362445317 ) so is panhandling on the street corner for chump change.

He's a two-faced individual who hides behind a fake laugh, that "Lol" you see in every single tweet.
The fact of the matter his "Troll" persona (MundaneMatt) emboding him is also a tragic story, since what you see on camera is not the real Matt Jarbo.
https://ask.fm/mundanematt/answers/125737481477



A story of a nobody DESPERATELY trying to be a somebody:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQe56UftRzk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUE2Ad_OqIM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH4Dsz7I0LU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YveMxT5qaw&t=186s



All in all, I wish the best for the him.
He will continue to struggle, but it's by his own hand.
I only hope that eventually he gets a steady full time to part-time job to support his girlfriend and his new born daughter (Who he named after himself).


P.S. Naked Ape summed up everything wrong with Matt months back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YygfC2ft7c&t=695s
 
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NickColeman said:
You all know Matt is most likely lurking on this thread as we type.
He's made it clear he has Google Alerts set up whenever people type "MundaneMatt".
I believe he also types in his own name to see what people are truly saying about him.

I give him shit all the time because I wholeheartedly dislike his personality.
Matt is stubborn and unimaginative and truly believes that what he does is a "Real Job" and that he's "Really good at it(https://ask.fm/mundanematt/answers/122362445317) so is panhandling on the street corner for chump change.

He's a two-faced individual who hides behind a fake laugh, that "Lol" you see in every single tweet.
The fact of the matter his "Troll" persona (MundaneMatt) emboding him is also a tragic story, since what you see on camera is not the real Matt Jarbo.
https://ask.fm/mundanematt/answers/125737481477



A story of a nobody DESPERATELY trying to be a somebody:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQe56UftRzk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUE2Ad_OqIM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH4Dsz7I0LU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YveMxT5qaw&t=186s



All in all, I wish the best for the him.
He will continue to struggle, but it's by his own hand.
I only hope that eventually he gets a steady full time to part-time job to support his girlfriend and his new born daughter (Who he named after himself).


P.S. Naked Ape summed up everything wrong with Matt months back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YygfC2ft7c&t=695s
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I'd be more surprised if most of that crowd didn't keep up with their KF threads, really.
 
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Toucan said:
Jarbo tells naked ape to go back to his day job. The implication being that Matt thinks his weak ass youtube career is the equivalent of some kind of hollywood celebrity.
Can we add delusions of grandeur to the list?
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You can add "Smug" to the list.
Specially when he questioned Ape about YouTube and he responds with "You must not have been very good at it".
Like it truly takes skills to be over 300 pounds and talk about things you find on the internet.
But hey, his girlfriend bought him a house.
 
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Holy shit, this fucking guy.

So Evangeline Lilly is having a whine about having to be partially nude on set during an episode of Lost and Jarbo the Hutt here goes on a mission to find evidence of nudity in a PG tv show but comes up empty and starts questioning her story.


The article he's reading from gives a small clue as to which scene she is referring to by including a still image of Lilly in the process of having her clothes removed, but this somehow escaped Matt's attention.


3:28.
 
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booyahhh said:
Holy shit, this fucking guy.

So Evangeline Lilly is having a whine about having to be partially nude on set during an episode of Lost and Jarbo the Hutt here goes on a mission to find evidence of nudity in a PG tv show but comes up empty and starts questioning her story.


The article he's reading from gives a small clue as to which scene she is referring to by including a still image of Lilly in the process of having her clothes removed, but this somehow escaped Matt's attention.


3:28.
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Why is she complaining again? I've seen a professional actress actually put a dick in her mouth, and this is nothing compared to what Halle Berry did to get the Oscar for Monster's Ball.
 
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I know this had prob been posted multiple times before. But I just find this so hilarious him offering to give dsp help and tips. And advice on how to save his channel etc. Then I see all of matts views past months and they are fucking shit. Cause dsp def makes way more than him. Maybe not from youtube but def on twitch. I just def dont think he should be giving youtube advice to anyone
 
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Waveysauce said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrG37RWe-Qs

I know this had prob been posted multiple times before. But I just find this so hilarious him offering to give dsp help and tips. And advice on how to save his channel etc. Then I see all of matts views past months and they are fucking shit. Cause dsp def makes way more than him. Maybe not from youtube but def on twitch. I just def dont think he should be giving youtube advice to anyone
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I mean, in a way he is. Mundane Matt is someone who once had a reasonably successfull channel which is now spiraling towards complete irrelevance (along with the man himself).

So he can just recall what actions he had taken in the last years and advice people to do the opposite.
 
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I mean, in a way he is. Mundane Matt is someone who once had a reasonably successfull channel which is now spiraling towards complete irrelevance (along with the man himself).

So he can just recall what actions he had taken in the last years and advice people to do the opposite.
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he was talking as if he was still successful and could help out dsp with some pointers. the date of that video was when his shit was pretty dead. kind of funny cause he spams like dsp does. not nearly as bad but will sometimes put out 5-7 a day
 
Ralph's fixation on "why didn't you give active consent when I messaged you!" is autistic as fuck. It's like the one thing that boggles my mind right now since it's not logically inconsistent with then coming on later after being laid with the accusation of striking down his stream.

Also Matt is somehow unable to explain that and is now going on all kinds of tangents about rocks and driving. Honestly, it seems Matt stays mundane as fuck since he's unable to talk without his foot in his mouth.
 
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Also Matt is somehow unable to explain that and is now going on all kinds of tangents about rocks and driving. Honestly, it seems Matt stays mundane as fuck since he's unable to talk without his foot in his mouth.
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He probably thought his alibi would be...rock solid! Eh? Eh?

...I'll see myself out now.
 
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