tl;dr
Matt is a fat lying flagging sack of putrid shit.
Longer version:
1. Matt made an old video featuring a polar bear puppet making some (statistically accurate) nigger jokes.
2. Dug up, Metokur tweets it out, Ralph decides to play the video on his Killstream.
3. Stream is shoahed instantly, prime suspect is Matt. Stream hosted on a different channel.
4. Matt joins with Ralph, Zidan, Hapa^3 Allsup, Metokur etc. to "explain himself". Keemstar pops in and out shouting at Matt.
5. Matt spends 1 hour being a lying sack of shit. Conjures up with idiotic excuses such as "picking up boulders therefore I have no time to flag".
6. Matt tells people he knows who Dame Pasos is, and his "Soyless Matt Show" whereas in another stream he claims he doesn't know the guy and never flagged him. Lie.
7. People ask Matt to show his report history.
8. Matt spends 10+ minutes while everyone else was able to post the screenshot in seconds.
9. People see the screenshot and his report history. He has reported people from the Kumite, Andy Warski, Dame Pasos, Ralph etc. Another lie.
10. Matt attempts damage control prefacing shit with "I swear to God". He did the same when he claimed he din report nuffin.
11. Matt Jarbo "apologises"
Matt says he's gonna "recalibrate his channel". I think he should just sunset himself.
Fuck him, he put himself between the sword and the wall, if he wants to genuinely kill himself then let him do it, his suicide threats are just a bluff, hes not gonna do shit
He'll need some very thick rope to hang his fat fucking neck and the treebranch better be strong enough too to hang this overgrown fat sack of shit.
Alternatively he can just get a katana, to his fat belly, it better be sharp enough to cut through all that layers of fat.
Or the easiest way would be to take a long run off a short cliff. Too bad he'll damage the vegetation underneath, but it's a good price to pay.
