DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Wing Zero]

A boot to the head or them going flat broke or needing the money for other things since shit happens, y'know?

My money is on Phil fucking up again and pretty much making it impossible for him to stream anywhere. Dude's what, in his 40s and despite the luxury he lives in compared to most people with day jobs, he is a sad little man with no ambitions and a girlfriend (he did not trade up suffice to say) whose relationship with Phil is questionable at best.

He's 36, but the rest of your post is accurate (although you are totally forgiven for thinking he is in his 40's - he is aging terribly).

 

[Sid]

I really doubt he can play a game like smite or he will play it after the warcraft trolling so its probably Escape from Tarkov.

 

[Draza]

If Dave can't handle or be good at other battle royal games, he'll struggle massively in Tarkov.

 

[DiabeticSP]

This describes every let's play/stream Phil has ever done in his life.

You're not wrong. So far him playing through Longshot is about the most distilled Phil experience you could ask for.

It is by far the most moment to moment stereotypical of him.

 

[DaveSydeBennet]

He's 36, but the rest of your post is accurate (although you are totally forgiven for thinking he is in his 40's - he is aging terribly).

He ages like milk.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Has Phil seriously bought his own t-shirts, while claiming this was the last bit of money he had?
Can't tell who is the bigger moron. He who can't control his spending habits, or the fans who seriously believe that.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

He did nothing wrong, he did everything correct, if he struggles, its the game's fault for being glitchy

 

[PieceofShet]

Anyone has the list for the games he can play via twitch bounty? I know someone mentioned it before in this forum but i just could not find it with search function.

 

[Heckler1]

I really hope he plays Smite as hid stream. Because I look foreward to him getting brutally raped on stream, and having to force himself to be NiceGuyPhil until he blows up at his streamchat because he can't blame the game for fear f not getting more sponsored stuff.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Hi Guys!

Just a reminder that I have no disposable income and my bank account was overdrawen

BUT I'LL TAKE A DAY OFF, enjoy myself, and buy some t-shirt then take my new car out for a spin! Why Kat can't come with me you asked?

She's working you moron Ackackackackackackack

 

[Kosher Dill]

Anyone has the list for the games he can play via twitch bounty? I know someone mentioned it before in this forum but i just could not find it with search function.

I couldn't find it, so just to be sure I emailed the "jacking it on stream" clip to the PR department of every company that's released a PC game in the past year.

 

[Coin Ops]

He did nothing wrong, he did everything correct, if he struggles, its the game's fault for being glitchy

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"This game was a waste of my time! Uploading the videos now so you can waste your time too!"

Edit: I always laugh at this pic because he's trying to portray himself as some hip young gamer, then you go to his stream and see some tired-ass middle age asshole bitching about meme's.

Spoiler

 

[actually]

Anyone has the list for the games he can play via twitch bounty? I know someone mentioned it before in this forum but i just could not find it with search function.

Probably changes all the time. Main thing is that anybody who is not an actual fan needs to not be a viewer on stream since that dictates whether he gets the bounty and maybe even how much (since there's apparently a range from 250-700+ viewers). Restreams and such are fine, but make sure whatever you're watching isn't the Twitch stream itself embedded somewhere else, since that still counts for viewership.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Looking at the list... I have no idea which one could he play. They all on pc. Maybe SMITEor Escape from Tarkov.

Is thw warcraft expansion on the list do you know?

 

[FallGout]

Probably changes all the time. Main thing is that anybody who is not an actual fan needs to not be a viewer on stream since that dictates whether he gets the bounty and maybe even how much (since there's apparently a range from 250-700+ viewers). Restreams and such are fine, but make sure whatever you're watching isn't the Twitch stream itself embedded somewhere else, since that still counts for viewership.

The bounty works on a max payout rate so even if he is below the target threshold for the max payout he will still get paid something unless his views were too low. But he will likely fall into at least one of the brackets and make some shill bucks.

Everyone here just needs to make sure they do not directly watch his stream and catch a REEEEE stream.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

If anyone cares Madden is a total shitshow. Phil is completely checked out and I doubt he could tell you what's even happening in the plot.

Gameplay wise he just brute forces it ACK ACK ACKing the whole way.

I watched about 10 minutes of it and all he did was shitting on the game and acting like a clown.
He didn't even try to enjoy it.

If I would've gifted someone a game and he wouldn't even try, I would be fuming inside.

 

[actually]

If I would've gifted someone a game and he wouldn't even try, I would be fuming inside.

Well, guess we can see how, er, generous Swagginz is going forward.

Edit: Nevermind, looks like he thought it was hilarious for some reason:

[2018-08-11 02:42:34 UTC] emperorswagginz: ONE DIRECTION LUL
[2018-08-11 02:43:00 UTC] emperorswagginz: dude this shit is hilarious LUL
[2018-08-11 02:43:19 UTC] emperorswagginz: Best $60 I've ever spent
[2018-08-11 02:43:23 UTC] emperorswagginz: fuck yeah LUL

[2018-08-11 03:56:55 UTC] emperorswagginz: had almost 500 viewers the entire stream! Best night stream in a while!

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

[2018-08-11 02:42:34 UTC] emperorswagginz: ONE DIRECTION LUL
[2018-08-11 02:43:00 UTC] emperorswagginz: dude this shit is hilarious LUL
[2018-08-11 02:43:19 UTC] emperorswagginz: Best $60 I've ever spent
[2018-08-11 02:43:23 UTC] emperorswagginz: fuck yeah LUL

[2018-08-11 03:56:55 UTC] emperorswagginz: had almost 500 viewers the entire stream! Best night stream in a while!

Yeah, keep telling yourself that, princess.

 

[Lysol]

Well, guess we can see how, er, generous Swagginz is going forward.

Edit: Nevermind, looks like he thought it was hilarious for some reason:

[2018-08-11 02:42:34 UTC] emperorswagginz: ONE DIRECTION LUL
[2018-08-11 02:43:00 UTC] emperorswagginz: dude this shit is hilarious LUL
[2018-08-11 02:43:19 UTC] emperorswagginz: Best $60 I've ever spent
[2018-08-11 02:43:23 UTC] emperorswagginz: fuck yeah LUL

[2018-08-11 03:56:55 UTC] emperorswagginz: had almost 500 viewers the entire stream! Best night stream in a while!

"I'm not mad! This wasn't a waste of money! This is totally great and what I wanted!"

 

[actually]

"I'm not mad! This wasn't a waste of money! This is totally great and what I wanted!"

[2018-08-10 20:08:18 UTC] emperorswagginz: I never said I would buy it for myself doe. No that wasn't the point. I got it for him because his Madden 12 playthrough was hilarious and he hasn't played madden in a long time @dspissocool

Seems like it actually was, tbh. Although, there was at least one moment of clarity:

[2018-08-11 03:54:49 UTC] emperorswagginz: Phil finna drop this faster than the viewers did for NITW Kappa

Edit: And if you've ever seen the TIHYDP of the Madden '12 playthrough, it was among the saltiest bitchfests I've seen from Phil, and that's saying something. So it's telling that that is what Swagginz think is hilarious. It's not Phil playing well, but Phil being a fuckup and not knowing what to do that he likes.