Lolcow Bryan Silva / OutterSpaceSWAG / BryanGRATATASilva / CubanSwagPapi / Dr. Bryan Silva Ph.D - Wigger, Drug abuser, Gay Pornstar, Self-Help Guru, Rapper and Bodybuilder

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I've been waiting for this thread, but I'm gonna have to dock you all your points for not including his fucked up mugshot
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Quijibo69 said:
He would look really hot if he put a paper bag over his face. He's face doesn't go with the rest of his body.
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His whole body is pretty bad tbh. There’s twink and then there’s holocaust victim. He’s got a good sized cock but there’s a reason he’s doing porn, gay porn, and not say modeling.
 
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Heckler1 said:
I feel like that's a fairly safe bet, in the same vein as claiming there's gonna be some conflict in the Middle East.
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A gay porn star who's been in prison and says nigga all the time?

It's a pretty safe guess. I'm not sure it's true. . .but it's certainly. . .pozzable.

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[YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH.]
 
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Looks like he has lipodystrophy, where the body can't create fat deposits properly, hence he has basically no body fat. The brain, of course, is made almost entirely of fat and people with lipodystophy tend to be exceptional as a consequence - which is most definitely the case here, dude is a world-class moron.

Apropos of nothing, it's also a very common symptom of AIDS.
 
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Heinrich Himmler said:
Am I the only who thinks that if this guy wouldn't have been such a massive sperg, fixed a bit his face and had somewhat of a likable personality, could have been the gay version of Ron Jeremy?
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Gay guys want good looking people in porn. This guy had a few years when he could be labeled as a "twink", but then really nothing. Even then he was not a great choice when so many average looking or better guys want to do gay porn. He is the kind of guy you see and wonder if anyone actually knows what twink means anymore.

To continue in gay porn after "twink" period, you need to appeal to homos instead of straight guys who like twink stuff. Look at Seth Knight as example. He went from cute guy any straight guy would line up to sodomize in 2011 to masculine... thing that only fags could find attractive now. This guy was not making that transition.
 
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Catetive said:
I'm honestly shocked it took this long for him to have a thread. Bryan Silva is a fucking hilarious trainwreck and has been doing dumbass shit for a while now.
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Obviously he's into some fufu lame shit.
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Fair play to him, his dick is huge. Shame about the giraffe neck and non-existent jawline though.
 
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